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Apr 14, 2022 12:41 PM
navyjeff
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PaddyPatrick
Looks rather Stay Puff to me
GiantSquanchy
I did not come to bring peace, but a tire.
SugarTeet
Massive Margarine Michelin Man doesn't quite have the same ring as Big Butter Jesus
cuddleskunk
"...and these stars are my blood"
SegyeJibae
at least the bible would be the Michelin Guide
sharkbateoohaha
"Who do you say that I am?"
Grapeape2000
Ah...so that's who gives out Michelin stars
shankycat
always has been
enderite
More useful than the corpse bread.
tirpider
shit like this then wonder why your life is cursed
navyjeff
I don't wonder; I know.
tirpider
We've all worked very hard to get where we are today.
skipweasel
Since his real name is Bibendum it makes sense for him to offer a nice drink too.
bibendoom
That's my man....
RadTechExtreme
And He's white because natural rubber is white
Auxilium
This sounds like the most american religion
blaghart
Then why's it using a Brazilian statue?
WrongUn
Please rise for our lords hymn.... "I'M ON THE HIIIIIIIGHWAAAAY TO HELL!!
ImSorryImgurImNotAPerfectSpellerPleaseDontHateMeForever
Even more then pastafarianism?
MantisTobagganMD
But...Michelin is a French company
WrongUn
And Uzi is Israeli, what's your point?
irvingb01
Can't be an American religion when it's got a French name. We'll have to change it to Freedom Tires.
superbest
Honestly cars are a religion here. Tell people there are alternative systems, people can’t conceive it and get upset.
Soberyn
Ppl are only now understanding why I've only ever owned motorcycles here in SoCal. I've easily saved thousands over the years.
clutchthepearls
My work is a 40 minute drive away, in a different state. I don't have another option.
MetaVulture
Burger in one hand, gun with a banana clip in the other, needs a beer hat/gut and a tribal tattoo too. Don't forget the camo-crocs as well.
WhiteyHead
Nah not enough racism and bigotry to be an american religion.
nightster07
Because only America has racism right?
lucasmacdonald81101
Also giving a free tire to some hippy?? Sounds like communism /s