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These were the names of my dad's teachers in pre-school
Dec 12, 2014 11:42 PM
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grumpatsurrisrex
OP's dad was in pre-school in 1981. I don't know how to feel about that. Old I guess.
Frisbeetime420
Fucking bloody hell i was born in 81
SomeReallyBoredGuy
I had Mrs. Weiner for 2nd and 3rd grade (combo class). I wonder if it's the same person? It'd have been about 10 years after this pic.
mintbro
Don't Jewish you had Weiner and Butt?
AnalBeard
I do. I also have a butt beard.
nillahoppz
I had a 7th grade science teacher whose name was Richard Butt. Yes, he was the original Dick Butt.
BlueTheBlueWolf
I knew a guy who owned a restaurant in my home town. His name was Richard Grabber. He went by Dick as well.
CreepyPhlox
Omfg. OP's DAD was only in preschool in 19fucking81?!
Thorhees
All the parts your car will ever need. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
childofL1lith
The gruesome twosome.
RaefWolfe
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-23987-minions-laughing-gif-VreW.gif
mrcapitalist
There's a reason these people are teaching pre-school, and not middle school.
BravePixel
Your picture is now:
CitizenDickbag
As someone who was born in the 70s... Fuuuuuuuuuck I'm old
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
WEE- WEE- WEENIE AND THE BUTT!!!
ShamrockFury
Mr. Poo was out sick with the flu
chemistrydoc
Went to middle school with a girl named "Stephanie Swallows". Poor girl.
Legendariel
I was grateful, as an Ariel, that there was a girl in my health class whose last name was Arriola. Saved.
TheAntVenom
Pretty sure Weiner has a beard. Just pointing that out.
Carsondh
it's actually called pubic hair if it's on Weiner. not a beard.
zephyrbell
I before E except after C.
beatlegs
Bet they insisted on pronuncing them "Winer" and "Bute".
ILurkThereforeIAm
I didn't get the full joke at first because to me "Weiner" seemed like a German name so I automatically pronounced the "ei" as "i"
graehall
Are you fucking serious - my preschool photo looks almost exactly like that. I gotta get it scanned. It was from 1982.
OrionRed
Maybe it's the Jewish calendar.
StickmanSham
deliver pls
carouselcues
I know someone with the last name Weiner but they pronounce it "whiner"
ishouldbedoinghw
I don't know how they would ever learn with all that giggling.
HellSpohn
Weiner & Butt: 10 Commandments. 2 Women. 1 Mission. Macaroni Art.
LaughingOrgasms
Am I the only one that thought the teacher on the left had a beard?
rdrofdrgnz
I'll allow this dick butt.
NotACreativeName1
Where?
bigian77
What dick by...OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
MerpiddlyFiddly
this
cmfler
Mrs and Mrs Weiner-Butt. A jewish same-sex married couple in the early 80's. Now that's what I call progressive!
KuistiPanu
her husband is probably called Richard... ...or just Dick for short
Skycheque
Somebody should shop dickbutt into the picture
kgirl924
*Weiner Butt
kingboarder
Hahaha nailed it bruh.
accidentalslut
Same shit different dick
squirrelnut1416
Things that prostitutes who specialize in anal say
NERDGASMM
"Funny"
Zechie
Obligatory
MM83
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1agaZinJHg
chemistrydoc
First day in 9th grade history. Teacher is taking roll. "Todd Dickoff". Guy raises hand. He was a senior in freshman history. #neverforget
MrPink1
We had a Private Balszwet and a Private Rappe
youvehadthisextrapairofgloves
this deserves top comment lol
ShamrockFury
There was a kid a class below me in HS whose name was Richard Rapier. Bet you can't guess what his nickname was...
chemistrydoc
Friday night and we are both on Imgur. Our lives are thrilling and exciting.
ShamrockFury
I'm going out soon, got caught up watching a Cops marathon. I also get calls from a guy at work whose last name is Doody. I can't answer
ShamrockFury
the phone when he calls, I see the caller ID and I bust out laughing. If he was a doctor, he'd be Dr. Doody.
chemistrydoc
I'm not going out soon. Have fun Stephen.
ShamrockFury
It's a country music bar for a girls bday, there's only so much fun I can have.
Silversyx
What the fuck. your dad was in preschool in '81?! OP are you even allowed to cross the street by yourself?!
KrisTiasMusic
Plot twist: Mrs Weiner took her name literally and got into sex reversal.
triplettrouble
Say OP is 17. His dad would have been 20 when he had kids. It's safe to guess that OP is between the ages of 12-17. I'm going with 14.
TheRicM
Well, some of those kids in the back look grown as fuck, must be some sort of advanced pre-school or something. But still, you have a point
tarataqa
"those kids in the back look grown as fuck" -- *BRAZZERS*
TheRicM
kailord
Look carefully. They're stood on chairs.
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
Weenie and the Butt, cool radio on the weekend!
Idonthavealottosay
Butt, butt, butt, butt! Time capsule, time capsule!
Bendoger
97.1 FM!
TheFlyingHellfish
WQHG Quahog!
Smockjoc
-sound effect slide whistle, followed by "sproi-oi-oing!"
thewildplum
*OLD TIMEY CAR HORN SOUND*
DirtyMikeAndFriends
Dingo and the babaayy
neen26
Waaaahhh! Woof woof!
NituaRS
97.1!
suddentwitch
On the Ra-Radio!
neen26
Turn it up and rip the knob off!
CaptainBlockedPunt
WEENIE ʷᵉᵉᶰᶦᵉ AND THE BUTT Butt butt ᵇᵘᵗᵗ
baldorr
How old are you??? As a 34 year old guy, I'm either really old or your dad was getting busy young!
nothankstoyou
OP is 16. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2p4k3l/these_were_the_names_of_my_dads_teachers_in/cmtfxqj
digglesworth
I was born in 77 and my oldest just turned 15. Timeframe works out.
itsybitsyspider
In my mid-20's and feeling horribly old
digglesworth
I was born in 77 and my oldest just turned 15. Timeframe works out.
digglesworth
I was born in 77 and my oldest just turned 15. Timeframe works out.
AzerilPridham
I feel really weird now because I have dated people who are 32-33 and I'm 20. Op managed to make me feel old and I'm not even old. .
koreling
The title says its his teachers names but not his actual class. Might be a PIC of younger brothers class or sth
FishSausages
Shit, now I'm feeling old too. "You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older..."
goddamnityouvegottobekind
That looks like my 2nd grade class photo
accidentals
It's a 16 year old kid.
digglesworth
I was born in 77 and my oldest just turned 15. Timeframe works out.
minimoo
Math for the lazy!: OP's dad was about 21 when he had OP (if he was four in this picture).
dreidle
Need to know for old science reasons.
thewhyteman
Another 34 year old dude here, you are not old, but today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again.
wtfm8UrARiteTwatUnoThatM8
That high.
licensetoillite
That was goddamn beautiful
D4rc4Nyl
Well said Master Oogway.
naughtydismutase
Let that sink in.
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naughtydismutase
I knew someone would get it.
Zeroforwinger
34 club
IPeakedinSecondGrade
You should write fortune cookies
gnomesain
As a freshly 34 year old.. ya. Maybe "the youngest you'll never be again".
wolfswool
I'm turning 34 later this month. How is it?
govtgeek
It was okay. Nobody in my family died that year.
wolfswool
Wow. That implies some real tragedy... Sorry to hear that, but glad nobody died for a change
tarataqa
I was another 34 year old dude here,,,23 yrs ago.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
I always find it so shocking there are people as old as you on imgur. I think it's b/c most of the ones I know can barely use a computer
rankdank69
Dick+1
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
I was trying to word it as non offensively as I could... Guess I didn't do well xD
tarataqa
I was 25 when the original Tron came out. Me and my friends were so stoked to live in the future world of computers!
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
AOL was my introduction to the future world of computers, I'd say your generation definitely won
umuranga
OP says on Reddit he is 16.
walterpeck
YOUTHS.gif
PornhubsFirstTree
Yoot? Whats a Yoot?
fantasticmissfox
thefakestache
OP's Dad was 21 at his son's birth if he was 4 in preschool.
telexed
thank you for the math! :D
Theonewiththesandwich
Thank you science side of imgur
everythingdoessuck
This nigga said science.
Theonewiththesandwich
Math is science. Science side of imgur, can I get confirmation?
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liliputian7
what the fuck. explain what i did wrong
liliputian7
The original comment was '... okay?'. Sad how imgur thinks, isn't it.
RxLSD
if you don't have anything nice to say, imgur will downvote you to hell unless it's one of those bandwagon deals.