What happens when you're a cheap bastard that thinks furniture shops screw you.

Jul 2, 2013 1:54 PM

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Wine rack I made with Stainless steel.

Stainless steel.

Buck sculpture that took about a month.

Glass fiber airbrushed to look like old copper.

Coffee table, bench and bar for $200 instead of $2000

Wood, fabric and the bar, that is wooden, has tiles to make it look like stone.

Wood and stainless steel door I made using scrap metal.

Big pot.

Poliurethane foam and air brushing to give the stone-like appearance.

Wood false wall.

Sculpture, glass holder, bar and big pot.

Sculpture and glass holder.

The sculpture is polymeric clay with iron dust.

Breakfast table and stools.

Wood and stainless steel.

Planters (unfinished)

Tile and volvanic rock.

Planters.

Tile, nylon rope and volcanic rock.

Stone column.

Stone tiles.

Wood and fabric blinds.

Stainless steel and glass main table.

That tall pot is hideous! D:

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boo hoo, I'm a cheap bastard...let me secretly gloat about my awesome house to rub in how much better my life is than yours.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I have never once thought, "man, I need a buck sculpture, but those furniture shops are just too damn expensive".

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I made a sculpture of a grub out of model magic today.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I really don't think you did any of this, you didn't make any of this. be real.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm I only one who thinks sculptures are ugly as Hummers?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"HEY LOOK EVERYONE! I MAKE MORE MONEY IN A DAY THAN YOU MAKE IN A YEAR! LOLZ!" -op

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's nice, honey.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If furniture shop screws you, become a furniture shop.

13 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

The "horse" makes is begging for euthanasia. Stick to furnituremaking and stop sculpting.

13 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

I like how it said it's finished to look like old copper, but it doesn't look like oxidized copper at all.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have some "interesting" tastes.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'd stick to the furniture, maybe avoid the sculpting.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I am not impressed.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i highly suggest you all use the scroll wheel to move up and down real fast on the wine rack picture.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This. It is mindbending.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping someone had already mentioned this. It's mesmerizing

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pretty well done! Your horse is damn ugly though xD

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

And the least comfortable house award goes to...

13 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Always knew it, the more money they have the more cheaper bastards they get...

13 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 4

Perhaps that's part of why they have so much money to begin with ;)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the reverse is usually true. my friend is in the Air Force and is always broke. i work a shitty job in a factory and i always have money.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I make my own stools too....

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still too expensive.....

13 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Should have stopped at the furnicturemaking, sculptures are not your thing/

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

no not quite... that horse..

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That horse looks straight out of hell

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The wine rack is under an air conditioning system which means fluctuations in temperature and ruined wine!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Glad someone else thought that!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Money can't buy taste or brains.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

All you need is $20,000 worth of equipment and thousands of hours learning how to do this stuff

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sorry, but that is the ugliest flower pot I've ever seen.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Seriously, that thing is going to haunt my dreams.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything else is great but leave the sculpting to someone else, OP.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

What happens when you have enough time + money + talent to make your own furniture.

13 years ago | Likes 1115 Dislikes 3

No kidding. I barely even have time to go to a furniture store in order to get screwed over. 4 kids + Traveling Job + School will do that.

13 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

And tools ... don't forget tools.

13 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Well tools cost nothing man! Wait nvm they're expensive as fuuu

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This... so many times. And time being the most important, money comes after that... and talent is something that can be acquired with time.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that is what happen when you have it all!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

talent at making ugly as fuck furniture

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 22

I don't make furniture, but I have eyes, and most of it looked like dump. Don't understand why you're getting downvoted

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah haha. only few people have taste like ours ;) this really is some of the ugliest furniture. i feel like it could be a joke for the arr-

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That is your own taste?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Forgetting the most important part... Talent... REQUIRES TALENT.

13 years ago | Likes 346 Dislikes 8

beat me to it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sorry about that.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talent would be running the wires in the wall when wall-mounting a television so you don't have chords all over

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, time and resources is what you need. The resources for these might be cheap, but lower wage people do not have the time.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Depending on your employment status. I'm sure anyone can do it as long as you measure the fuck out of everything.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aint't nobody got time for that.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*money, requires money.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scroll the first picture up and down, it'll fuck with you

13 years ago | Likes 416 Dislikes 3

Thank god someone already posted this, I was trying to figure out how to get everyone to see it...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What am I supposed to be seeing?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nigga you just hurt my fuckin eyes!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This, so much of this.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ive been doing that for about 10 mins now

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I FEEL LIKE IM ON DRUGS

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed this first, and fucked up my brain.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel sick...

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can confirm, after the extensive research of scrolling up and down for 5 minutes on it, that the picture does in fact, not move.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU MADE ME DO IT. Here, have +1 XD

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

HOW IS IT DOING THAT??

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down to see if this was the top post, was disappointed.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like DNA

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

alright, who put the acid in my coffee?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Scrolled back to upvote this

13 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Me too!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You're still rich as fuck!

13 years ago | Likes 2123 Dislikes 9

I'm willing to bet this kind of thoughtful problem solving helped him get there. or at least the illusion worked well enough for imgur.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably helps that he's a thrifty spender.

13 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

all my niggas look rich as fuck!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe this is WHY he's rich as fuck

13 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 7

Not to mentions how many $$$ he spent to buy the tools to make said "cheap" furniture.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He said he's cheap, not broke

13 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 1

"Just an assortments of some of the things I've made over the last few years after I built a house and was left with no money for furniture.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

" - OP

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a roundabout way to tell everyone how much fucking money he has.

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

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13 years ago (deleted Mar 24, 2014 4:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

hahaha, man we must be negative ppl... im like please this kid is just showing of his house/wealth

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

from reddit

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

well that took for fukin ever

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well that escalated, slowly, very fucking slowly.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus that is obnoxiously slow.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

To that, all I have to say is

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fool me once and all that jazz

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did you see, I changed the url :D So nefarious

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

…from saving money by building his own furniture

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Should be titled "this is what happens when you are ridiculously skilled and artistic."

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Because he's built it, not bought it, at least the innards anyway

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

false. house only cost him $5,000 to make.

13 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 2

do it, it would have cost somewhere around $25k. (2/2)

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's made entirely out of floor tiles.

13 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

My brother and I built a garage for $12k. He bought all the materials on sale and we did all the work. to have a construction company (1/2)

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Licensed electrician? Licensed carpenter? Illegal to build an addition in most places without a license, you know.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

He had a friend who is a licensed electrician do the wiring. It's not attached. He needed a permit. He has a building construction degree.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Most places have allowances for homeowners to do work by themselves. you only need a building permit. and a homeowner licence for everything

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0