So apparently Stalin was really really ridiculously good looking

Oct 17, 2016 8:03 PM

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Mug shot of the dictator in his younger years

Disclaimer: I still think he was a pretty bad guy

Sauce: http://historybuff.com/historic-hotties-you-know-youd-swipe-right-on-young-stalin-Y2ayd3BjqvNg

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The looks probably helped his charisma/likeability on his rise to power.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

He was a total pussy once Germany invaded.

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Pretty, bad, guy

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Purged his friends before it was cool.

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There's a revolution in my pants.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That man could rock a stache like nobody else. Even in his later years, he still had a bad-ass stache.

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There's more to life than just being really, really, ridiculously good looking

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Like murdering and enslaving millions

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did Stalin invent the fuck boy haircut?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Straight male here.... Id totally fuck him

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So you like crossed eyes?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

He actually had horrible skin. He had all of his party photos touched up to hide the blemishes. Beard makes sense in his youth

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http://imgur.com/ObdTNxW

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Georgian *

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Stupid sexy stalin

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Would switch sides

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I guess this is obligatory

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I know, I know ...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hitler was the leader of the world's greatest country and he had fabulous hair!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In middle school my Social teacher said he was butt ugly and that there weren't any true photos of him because of that fact lol.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate to double dip but I just found this http://www.patricktreardon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/stalin-on-cosmo.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This gives me hope.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ofc he was, he lead the proletarian uprising against the bourgeois scum who denied workers inndependent access to themeans of production <3

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Aaaannnnd then let 7-11 million people starve to death..... <3

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And he defeated Hitler

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Find someone who looks at you the way Stalin looks at the fundamental right to effect industry

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're goddamn right, I'm relevant.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You should watch Children of the Revolution http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115886/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Check out 'My Daguerreotype Boyfriend' and you will see a ton of smoking hot people who are now old or dead.

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