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Feb 18, 2026 7:09 PM
Pasquinelthe2nd
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SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
spoiler alert
GorillaPowers
This movie was hot garbage. Tried to watch it again on streaming and was glad I walked out of the theater the first time
Clayman8
I really wanted to like this film. I really did. Fucking hated it by the end. i wanted Predator Grylls, survive, adapt, overcome.
Instead i got Lilo and Stitch and worse Stitch. Its a shame cause visually its awesome and theres genuinely a lot of good moments in it.
ToSisPoS
Is she okay?
timelime
DarthGoodguy
azazyel
I thought it was Fallout at first
cronkey
Does she die?
CitrusyGarlic
Of fun!
potatotomatopicklesandcheese
It's too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?
boumboum34
(sings) "She's got legs...and she knows how to use 'em....wait."
archiker7
I finished watching this a mere 10 minutes ago. Perfect timing. Fun movie with more humor than expected.
marthafarquar
Not as good as the original Predator, not as good as Prey, but way better than all the others, and infinitely better than every AvP.
youreathing
Honestly AvP's main failing was the busted-ass lighting that plagued the second film. Couldn't see shit.
SnarfyMcSnarferson
Correct me if im wrong, but would your organs not fall out? Even if not, I think being severed above the pelvis would cause rapid bleed out.
Columbus43219
Not sure if you are kidding, but just in case you're not: This universe has Wayland Enterprises , so there are synthetic humans. Very advanced robots that can survive something like this
DownUpUpDown
Lt. Dan you got legs!!
Centroid
This movie was just fun enough to not be bothered by the Disneyfication of the Predator franchise.
FPAlpha
And what would be the Disneyfication exactly?
mecalise
Making it trash
Centroid
The PG-13 rating and the story arc with the cute animal sidekick.
IrateWolfe
It's only PG13 because of a loophole in the MPAA rules, blood and gore only affect the rating if it's red.
TinyOctopus
Tiny octopus watched this on the flight to LA, and it was not what he was expecting at all. Very much Predator: Road Trip. Also, the legs actress did a fantastic job.
jumpbus360
Those legs KILLED IT.
eetsumkaus
they killed a lot of its
a2s2020
I thought the whole movie was great but I didn’t quite buy the legs kicking ass bit. Same problem I have with tiny-woman-beats-up-big-tough-guys-by-twisting-them-around trope in other action movies. I don’t know enough about martial arts or physics to say it can’t work. Just for me it doesn’t *feel* like it would work. But it still looks cool and I enjoyed everything else in the movie
darthinebriated
All other things being equal (Training, experience, etc) a good big person will beat a good small person virtually every time. It is hard to argue with superior weight, reach and strength.
a2s2020
That seems reasonable. And I know these are made up stories and the hero is usually a sexy cyborg/assassin/ninja whose superpower is that they are just *that good*. So I let my brain off the hook and just enjoy the movie
a2s2020
For me it’s no less silly than a hero built like Jack Reacher sitting quietly in a bar until the bad guys say “there he is! Get him!” And he wipes the floor with them (one at a time of course).
“Fuck you boss. Look at that guy. *You* get him!”
malaroo
She's a synthetic. In every A/P movie, they outclass humans in physical capability to the point where nitpicking a few human inches/pounds is just goofy. They're a near-unkillable machine; looking like a girl changes nothing about that.
a2s2020
That’s all true. I did wonder about how the legs could balance, leap, crush etc without the weight of the torso, but like you suggest, it’s all made up
LubaTergenyev365
But her opponents we all also synths.
TexMexHex
This movie was fan-fucking-tastic.
HawkmanXLII
Actually has good ratings on RT. I'll have to check it out. Probably already seen half of it on YouTube though.
youreathing
Russia Today isn't great for film ratings. ... :D
Volpe42
I never trust that site, it's based on what the critics say and they are usually very wrong
HawkmanXLII
It's usually pretty close to imdb, plus there's the audience score. Where would you check?
Volpe42
RT has 2 scores now, right? Just in general don't trust anything the critics say.
TexMexHex
You have not.
HawkmanXLII
I'm exaggerating, but it's all over shorts right now.
TexMexHex
What the fuck is a short?
HawkmanXLII
YouTube shorts. Short videos on YouTube. It's awful, I don't recommend it.
FrenziiTheIMP
Youtube's attempt at TikTok
RElGNMAN
creegro
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
SomeGiantIdiot
forsteri80
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dXhxb3N5dGU0cjlvMG9sd2FsdHhxanZ6YWY1d2g3YW9tMTZ0anpycCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10DVcUchEQUdFu/200w.webp
ZeroLyfe
InfocalypseRising
"Things 99.9999% of viewers will never notice" for 800 please, Ken.
FoxPesdassi
The dummy also doesn't have ARMS, so I wouldn't sweat the vines.
TooRexyForMyShirt
It makes my eye twitch, too, but given that the dummy was/would never be seen head-on, and only used in wide-shots or if the focus was on Dek, they were like "Yep, good enough, we need to move on".
Volpe42
Or when she went flying
TerribleAwful
she halfway blue herself
goflyblind
kriswinters
She blue herself in half!
TerribleAwful
IncoherentApplesauce
I'm the actress! I'm her stunt double! L E G S.
terrasono
Does the carpet match her android drapes?
youreathing
Hey man, you get legs?
somethingstupidandclever
Nah man, im sad
youreathing
It's ok to be sad.
CyrilConnolly
spliffen
well done, legs :D
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
That's very cool! I enjoyed the leg performance in this movie! :D
startedfromlurkingnowimhere
We need a AMA for this
terrasono
L E G S wad the hero
Fadetoblack021
This you?
redpilljunkie
Is Dek nice? He seems nice.
stevelite
Legs legs legs!
IncoherentApplesauce
Aight, no, I'm not her, I was doing them introducing themselves.
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
This is your life now
approvalguy
It’s too late. You are legs. You’re in too deep to escape the lie.
jimmythehat1
so you're the one on the left in #4? Loved the movie and enjoyed when the legs were kicking ass at the end of the movie.
IncoherentApplesauce
Nah, nah, I was doing a joke about them introducing themselves, and the one on the left just going "L E G S"
jimmythehat1
Ah, I see, I read it wrong. Funny though
Manse84
The movie was a lot more fun than I was expecting. Predator: Buddy Cop
eetsumkaus
yeah. Knew the story it wanted to tell. Kept all the fluff to a minimum and focused on telling it in a fun way. Solid B/B+ movie.
Reminds me a bit of D&D Honor Among Thieves with its tight storytelling.
aabcdort
Shit, I really should rewatch that DND movie, it's so fun. B movies that want to be B movies rule. I'll probably take the wife to cold storage this weekend.
youreathing
Yeah I enjoyed it. I'm so tired of the hate train that follows every movie/show release.
JPSkyAuthor
My 5 year old son and I watched it together and both enjoyed it. Was he too young to watch it, ehhh, yeah but he's used to monster movies so didn't scare him.
aabcdort
The only thing that scared me when I was 5 was the morg jumping out of the cave in the neverending story. Brrr, gave me nightmares.
Manse84
At 5 years old, I knew all the words to Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light." I don't judge ;)
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
I’m glad you thought that through. I myself was way too immature to handle horror movies or even “scary” movies like Jurassic Park until I was closer to 14. I was 16 when I started loving horror movies.
aabcdort
I seriously enjoyed this and the recent Prey movies, nice to see them stretch out with the world building.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Dan Trachtenberg was the perfect person to take over the franchise. He also did 10 Cloverfield Lane, and one of my fav Black Mirror episodes, Playtest.
IrrelevantHandle
I just watched 10 Cloverfield Lane! They did an amazing job with John Goodmans character :)
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
I wanted to see that FOR YEARS, and finally saw it last year. It was amazing!
aabcdort
10 Cloverfield was great, I liked it a lot, and the related paradox movie. I didn't realize this was more of their work but it makes sense.