Make america derp again

Nov 8, 2016 6:20 PM

Wojta

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I feel so sorry for America right now. Good luck tomorrow

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm ashamed of my country

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

However many arguments I get into over this election, I still wish it had turned out differently.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America, go to your room and think about what you did

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I've seen better sex robots than this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't like either candidate, but Hillary is FAR more qualified than Trump. She understands foreign affairs and has political experience

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She knows how to control her words and actions, and evident by baseless tweets, constant rudeness, name-calling, and immaturity, he doesn't

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mistakes were made

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering nowhere near 319 million people actually voted in the primaries, I wouldn't blame everyone

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

You can be blamed for not voting in the primaries.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

for the most part independents can't vote in the primaries and 3rd party can't vote in rep/dem primaries

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely true.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A pretty sick joke. Like the ultimate troll

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually. I'm not finding it funny anymore

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey! Hey!Hey! No one ever said we were good at this stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I voted for the right candidates. Don't blame me when everyone else voted for the wrong ones.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crazy how money do dat

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You have a woman and a person that hates immigration in your election. Britain has them both in one....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GET IT BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM ARE REALLY BAD RIGHT GUYS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice work America. These are the two best candidates. BTW, why is she making that face?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a terrible thought. We got cheated when Trump did the cheating.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the exact same joke every 4 years

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Remember where the Trump image came from http://imgur.com/jeSZbQt

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So fucking true! We got fucked! I would've voted for a chimpanzee

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

she got here the right way, education and a life of public service, diplomacy, and professionalism. she earned this.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

you didnt narrow down anything, the establishment did..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing wrong with her actually.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 23

Thank god we live in a free society. In other countries u would be in jail or shot for making that video.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

in which country would he get shot for making a hillary & trump video?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant a funny video of their leaders. eg. North Korea Iran Russia.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure in some countries you get rewarded for such an act.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's deliberately mocking a disabled reporter. She's making a derpy face in response to some balloons. Think they're equivalent?

9 years ago | Likes 763 Dislikes 100

Was coming to make that exact comment

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 7

...really? The gif is them both making silly expressions, to make his point of America nominating idiots more visible. Dumbass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Arguments of false equivalence have gone into overdrive this election

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 4

The number of times I've heard "she's just as bad" makes me cringe

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Just one of the many disgusting and unforgivable behaviors he has shown.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 6

This exact comment was posted when this was originally posted. I believe it was second then too. Just an observation

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SOUTH PARK EPISODE DOUCHE AND TURD? I APPLY IT TO EVERY ELECTION BECAUSE I AM A SMALL CHILD!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yup http://imgur.com/jeSZbQt

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

she is making a derpy face because she has parkinson's. https://youtu.be/t0yYQu7aInA

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's important to note that the sources used for analysis in this video are active Parkinson's victims.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think he is justified in his actions but if someone has a disability that interferes with their ability to do their job 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

they shouldn't have it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Watch the full video, we was not mocking his disability, he was imitatong someone back tracking, hes done the same when adressing others.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 34

And of course your comment gets downvoted to oblivion because it doesn't fit the popular narrative...sad

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't you feel a little shameful when you spin your lies? I get it that the means justify the ends but it must make you feel a little funny

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

I meant ends justify the means

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

So what did you make of the full video?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Yeah I hate how they are using this for comparison. There is no excuse for what he did. It is beyond unethical and just downright horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 20

Disabled people, being people, can be horrible too. I'm not saying it was deserved here because i don't know. But the disabled don't get 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

a get out of the consequences of being a dickhead free card in my book. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Benghazi

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 123

You spelled "scratched record" wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Oh, isn't that the word Jim Parson says when he is summoning an epic lol?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Haiti

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Benghazi were made infamous by Republicans to destroy her chance of running for the presidency.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

hurr durr

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who is Benjamin Ghazi?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Hillary's side dude

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Trump

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Man it's pretty funny when sarcasm turns people into witch hunters

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

You should have put /s. Or, you can stop being a fucking liar with this lame excuse for an excuse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is /s? And why are you so angry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Republican led investigation cost 100 million taxpayers dollars, what evidence did you come up with? Nothing of substance!

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 7

Other than the fact that she weighed heavily on decisions that cost lives. But hey, nothing right!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 36

Still not guilty, right? Right? You bet your ass, RIGHT!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

I rather have a moron who gets amazed over balloons and confetti, than to have a moron who mocks a disable person.

9 years ago | Likes 758 Dislikes 120

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

But she may or may not have kept her emails unsecured, despite no evidence she was hacked and hard evidence the State Department was!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 35

Now only if you vote

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Preach.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

"amazed"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

And that's the thinking that got us here. The point was nothing said we had to start with either.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 9, 2016 2:17 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Lol this fuckin guy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Because WW2 wasn't fought over racism...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Trump is a racist. Threatening WW3 will happen if your candidate loses is just sad, man. You're sad.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Too bad

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Balloons are pretty great, to be honest.

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 6

So are disabled people. Whats your point? :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

no when they pop they are loud and flashbacks and horrible

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

i think we can get bipartisan agreement on that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And that this is a perfectly normal reaction to being on stage during a balloon drop. A restrained one, even.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

man i'd hop up and down a bit i would be soo giddy like a little child, and i'm a grown man.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually they were loud ass indoor fireworks that went off near a 70 year old yale lawyer. Hardly makes her a 'moron'.

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 32

A self made woman in a industry dominated by males.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Context, in my political shitpost?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Touché

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

it's more likely than you think

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes! pyrotechnic induced seizures... classic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's not a moron, she's a scumbag

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 12

Looking at your comments, it seems it takes one to know one. Fuck off scumbag.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 26

So you're saying she's been identified as a scumbag correctly, by an expert scumbag? Fair enough.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're cute when you're angry

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

But hes not a moron...sorry but a moron doesnt become a billionaire. Hes rude, but not dumb.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 32

Downvote me to hell idc, shit means nothing anyways

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 20

I mean it's easy to be rich when your dad was already rucj

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

His dad was nowhere as rich as he has become.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

No matter who wins, we all lose.

9 years ago | Likes 258 Dislikes 52

Yeah, the thought of arguably the most qualified candidate we've ever had winning is just...wow, so scary. What will we do.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Preliminary results are looking better: http://imgur.com/E1OPsnG

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That's fucking cynical!.. but, you're right.. :'(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Call your fucking congressman. Call your senator. Call your mayor. I promise you, they give a shit when you do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that the tagline from one of the AVP films?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aliens vs predator

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not sure which is which

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically more Obama, or a total die roll with an egomaniac with a history of racist, sexist, hateful, abusive behavior. That's lose-lose??

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Some people aren't critical thinkers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the rebuttal is "yeah, but I hate Hillary- okay??"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or "I know Trump is bad. But we don't even know how bad Hillary is!" This one is from the last brain cell firing in an idiot's head.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Exactly - either we get a progressive lean to politics as usual, which we've survived under for decades or Trump, backed by militant racists

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Its just like: who off the two is going to ruin America

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Trump would be a literal disaster. A guy like him negotiating with world leaders? We need allies, not enemies. Status quo with Hillary.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A radically qualified former Senator and Secretary of State with a centrist record, or outright fascist calling for a Muslim ban? Samesies!

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Waaahhhh waaahhh life is so terrible in America. Boo hoo, Jesus Christ. We have it easy as shit. Your dreams aren't coming true? Oh noes!

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I'm so uncomfortable

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The mistake is thinking that both choices are losses to the same degree.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 14

You're right, I'd prefer the candidate that checks and balances will be more effective on. Not the career politician that cheats the system.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 31

Lol, Trump U? Refusing to pay contractors? Declaring bankruptcy to avoid debt? You want that guy?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I didn't say I want him but yes I do prefer him given the alternative.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Well that's just ignorant.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Lots of examples where Trump lies, cheats, rips people off, & takes advantage of the system. What makes you think more power will stop him?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This stupid false equivalence that they're the same is how we got here in the first place. She's wildly more qualified & more charitable.

9 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 53

So vote for the criminal then?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

Don't act like Trump is flawless. At least she's fucking educated...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Never said he was and the fact they she's educated makes her even scarier of what she's capable of.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

How do you feel about it now that you see who he's appointing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Than who? Why aren't we choosing between Elon musk and Neil degrees?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Because they didn't run. And they probably wouldn't have won, because being anti science is "in" apparently

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because this is politics.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And also wildly more corrupt.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 58

I'm independent and have found that while she has some weird stuff, Trump is notorious for fraud and wrong-doing. I don't understand you.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

"Weird stuff"? Taking bribes for political favours isn't "weird stuff".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Have you forgot Trump university and his wrong doings ?

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Says someone who only reads the headlines. Speaking of corruption how many lawsuits is Trump facing?

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Not sure what a lawsuit has to do with corruption on the scale of the Clinton family, but please elaborate anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I mean, yeah, the choice between the two should be obvious. But the fact that this is the choice is dumb.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

Indeed. I can at least be proud that my state didn't vote for either of them in the primaries.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're right. One is a big ol' meany head and the other is a career criminal.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 43

Trump is a con artist. Clinton is a career politician. Differences aplenty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

She has been investigated and not charged. He has been sued hundreds of times and is currently facing fraud and racketeering charges.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Trump's as much a career criminal as hillary is, except he's been caught more.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Right, I got news for you pal! He is due in court soon to answer rape charges, good luck trying to explain that one!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No luck needed. Case was dropped. The complaint always lacked credibility.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hasn't Trump also been involves in conning and fraud?

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Shhhhh we don't talk about that

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Many times. His entire defence is basically "I'll use a shitload more money on my defence than you can afford to sue me."

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He is due in court to answer rape charges?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But what about the emails?! Won't someone think of the poor emails?!?

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 15

The FBI confirmed the other day that nothing suspicious in the investigation regarding emails had come up.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

the FBI director went through 650,000 emails in eight days? it took him all of last year to go through 600,000 and reach a conclusion. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there's obviously shady politics going on here and that's what people don't appreciate 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should've noted my sarcasm. She's clearly more equipped but this email nonsense is keeping her back.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

For the second time. There was also a congressional committee that came to the same conclusion.

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