horsetuna
1047
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Just before pooping on me.
Walmart fucked up my bank account. Would anyone be able to spare a pizza here in Canada?
Jun 22, 2026 6:37 PM
horsetuna
1047
22
2
Just before pooping on me.
Walmart fucked up my bank account. Would anyone be able to spare a pizza here in Canada?
rolliefingers
Complete domination
oozabooza
i always updoot birbs
oozabooza
btw, i have been 'annointed' by my birbs thousands of times!
horsetuna
When I was a teen, I told my brother's friend Tavish that when a bird poops on you it means it likes you
Fast forward 15 years, I've moved out
Mom: An did you tell Tavish that if a bird poops on him, it means they love him? He just visited and picked up his favourite: "Hi Minky! Don't you love me anymore why won't you poop on me?'
oozabooza
horsetuna
Tavish wasn't too bright but he was a good kid.