"LADIES LADIES LADIES JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE IN THE HIZZOUUUUSE."

I made a new one. I never make these public posts, but it is just a silly thing I've been saying for years whenever I think a lady is pretty.

So i'd be watching Brooklyn 99 with my old girlfriend and my way of saying a character is sexy would be like *sultry voiiice* Amy Santiago has giiiirl parts, and she'd be like "YEAH she does!" .... Bonnie McMurray has girlparts, Eleanor Shellstrop has girlparts, and Detective Cloe Decker has giiiiiiirlparts.

Amy Santiago from Brooklyn 99

Bonnie McMurray from Letterkenny

Detective Cloe Decker from Lucifer

Kate Beckett too. From Castle. She got the girlparts.

Cat tax! Snoochie boochies.