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Dec 14, 2019 5:44 PM
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Melonfish
Colonels don't generally pull guard...
youareabsolutegarbage
Idiots here really will upvote any garbage post, won't they?
Cats2cats
Not with those medals she knows better.
leroy666
Thos is not a disguise. Its one of his many uniforms.
Pokegeologist
He was what, a Colonel formally?
Thephedora
Ok that's pretty good
LiamO92
Elizabeth
amildpsychosis
Relationship goals.
imostlymadethisup
I love those people
tisherself
Absolute legend
itsGood4you
When a woman is married to a king she's a queen, yet a man married to a woman is a prince. Poor Charlie :(
zhukoz
What? Charles is a prince because he's the Queen's son lol
itsGood4you
Lol, you're right. I meant Philip.
zhukoz
Lols no worries :)
Nirvaishnaw
“His husband” grammar nazi intensifies
Croatoan18
We not gonna talk about her son? Andrew?
Jaqdakloun
We are amused - Her Majesty probably.
Kleriq
Old but still straight
iBoulderDash
"His" husband?
YoSamiteSam
Aren't you a little short for a beefeater?
SlyeFox
That's not a beefeater.
YoSamiteSam
I googled "what do you call the royal guards with the big hats" and that's what came up.
YoSamiteSam
Also he's the dude on beefeater gin
SlyeFox
This is a Beefeater: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1069/2032/products/Lupinus_Beefeater_4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1455807956
Innoculo
I’m surprised the Brits haven’t woken up and tossed them out on their ear already.
Sven1137
You could literally drown a baby in her panties right now
LudicrousSpeedGo
LPOTL- Ben Kissel- “What does Philip even do? Does he have power?” Henry Zebrowski- he doesn’t do shit, he just fucking eats-
LudicrousSpeedGo
- the Queens pussy when the corgis are asleep.”
eromitlab
hehe... you look a right twat, Philip.
scabbyBoner
She’s married?
chrisf94
Sorry mate think you've missed you're chance, by about 70 years
Redandpurpleunicorns
Yeah, but he can't be called the King. He is technically Prince Phillip Duke of Edinburgh, he has had many other titles and positions too
betterave
And she had kids with him too.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
that slut!
goofgoose
And her kids have had kids
ukalliq
And her kids' kids have had kids.
harambedaycare
Fuck the monarchy
harambedaycare
Those defending the monarch, what about a hereditary system of privilege is good?
EvilGreatApe
Pretty sure she is out of our league.
Iaimtomisbehave
He really is a wild man.
88Zombies
Racist*
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
*lizard-person
smegheadenergy
Also a wild driver
RightToJailNoTrial
The queen?
BannedbyastupidMod
Only when she decides to be the man in the bedroom
BenSnow97
well, she's the one who can still get it up
JessicaShadowless
Fetch the ROYAL STRAPON
RightToJailNoTrial
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
HolyCowDoNotEat
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
TalonCorps
martycos
I fucking hate the monarchy. Everyone should.
apolloin
Thanks for your opinion. I hate it.
martycos
Why on earth do people that live paycheck to paycheck like the monarchy.. I will never understand this.
RPCharImages
Because, aside from whats already been mentioned, they're a british institution and a national treasure. Piss off yank.
MrNecrophile
Because the amount of revenue they draw in from tourism actually means the gvt can tax less/do more. Direct your hate at tax dodging corps.
apolloin
Frankly the Monarchy is the lacey doiley in the window of the structure of oppression. You're angry 600 years too late. Try hating Corps.
MLB45
He’s not disguised, I believe that he is the colonel-in-chief of one of the guards regiments. He also served in WW2 in the Royal Navy.
RomanLegionary
Not just served, but in a dangerous role with some distinction: he a spot light officer on HMS Valiant. He was present during the famous 1/
RomanLegionary
Battle of Cape Matapan where that battleship helped sink a few Italian cruisers. It was a dangerous job; they try to shoot out the lights /2
CaptRackham
Yeah he went through a cool ASW training that was massively useful in reducing casualties from U Boats
Hibbtygibitty
We non-Brits never see him in a bearskin. They appear to be having fun. Not a stiff upper lip in sight.
theyar
So these must be their Irish stunt doubles then.
uitSCHOT
It would also have been a very bad disguise if he's wearing the sash of the Order of the Garter with it
uitSCHOT
AFAIK he issn't colonel-in-chief anymore since he retired a couple years ago
TsubakiTragic
This is a very old picture.
NobodyWorthThinkingAbout
Are you really going to tell a monarch's spouse they can't military anymore?
Rulan
Incorrect, he is still CIC of my lot.
uitSCHOT
I'll take your word for it
Rulan
I'm just a random guy on the internet, but thank you for your trust.
hoistedbymyownpetard
Ask him for his bank details...
BrewmasterDan
I mean it's the least he could do for the free money and way of life
hoistedbymyownpetard
I wouldn’t want it....( no use insisting ether, my minds made up.)
BrewmasterDan
Want what?
hoistedbymyownpetard
Fine, I’ll have a Lordship ...somewhere close to London .
ordomalleus61337
The least he could do was fight in a war?
BenGoodal
Plenty of broke homeless squaddies would argue that doesn’t justify that much money.
BrewmasterDan
Absolute minimum yes
MrNecrophile
"I hate the monarchy because I don't earn enough money" Guess what? The monarchy actually allows for lower taxation through tourist revenue.
BrewmasterDan
What? That's on you I dislike them cuz they're literally born and given all this money yeah I've heard the bullshit tourist thing
WhatsAnAndrew
That post title is a train wreck.
MajorTom0101
Still worth 4k+ points
Solidfire737
Agreed.
pinhero
Car crash. Poster’s been warned.
butterflybuttler221
Did you just assume the Queen's gender?
GeorgeSantosTheCreatorOfLight
I'm almost certain it's a bot. All its titles follow the same style
HoldMeCloserTinyDragon
Can a bot do anything with fake internet points? I mean, what’s the point? .
Chaimgoldbergenstein
A lot of bot accounts will make multi-image posts, then edit the post hours later and move the second half somewhere else for ad revenue.
RandomAussie
Sell the account to pump more over spam. They use it to disguse themselves
brycecomatt0
The most work hes ever done foe the public
Chainhealer
Besides his war record, he's done literally thousands of official events...
NoNameFred
Are you discounting his active military service both during and after WWII? (Most of his accolades date from before he was engaged too)
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
His shipmates in WWII would likely disagree with you.
DinaRaven
He is a war veteran. The fuck are you talking about?
brycecomatt0
Ha, royal family, war vet... SO WHAT, he was one the 17th line? Fuck off as if they would put royals in a situation where they would die.
LurkerOfDarkness
About his own vast ignorance.
DeviatedPrevert
worst sex role-play night ever
soregrapes
Nail it ???
TinyButtons
Best*
TurkeySlapa
Is it because he just stood there and didn’t move?
ConformistWithACause
That's what my ex did
ButterfaceTaintClown
nah, you're thinking of Andrew...
LordOfThePenguin
Knight*
JOKERZwild86
Lol that’s what you think, I heard the queen arrived in her panties after seeing him wear that
friedmarmalade
“Arrived” in her “panties”
fromages
So you don't know her :3
Nightcaste
Until he shows her Big Ben
Redandpurpleunicorns
"Look at me Phillip, I'm a stamp!" - Russell Howard.
GatoSupreme
So... The King?
Padegan
He is her consort, not the King. If he was king he would also 'rule' and possibly outrank her.
DoctorDelta
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
hungrybookworm
No. Prince Philip's title is not king. If a royal woman marries, her husband does not take up the title matching hers.
GatoSupreme
Neat info! Thanks friend
Zephon
If a King married a women does she bump up to queen?
Gooperino
Usually, yes.
ZircZZ
Yes. When our Dutch King became King his wife automatically became Queen.
LurkerOfDarkness
Usually yes, there are some exceptions, but they do certainly get some title, Countess, Duchess, Princess, if bot Queen. It depends on 1/2
LurkerOfDarkness
Various things, like public acceptance of the relationship for instance. 2/2
KingKolunikus
Only bots get to become Queen?
LurkerOfDarkness
Yes, (stupid phone)