Talk about a standing ovation

Jul 11, 2026 7:16 PM

tractorist

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acrobatic

Crushing mens skull between thighs like sparrow egg

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Do you want to break your neck and and get paralysed ? Because this is how you break your neck and get paralysed.

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The ole clam on the neck lift. It's good to see the old traditions still being practiced.

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Best chiropractor in town.

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I don't know what this is, upvoting the background though

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Looks like she popped a boner.

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That looks like a forbidden bowling alley animation

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Like a watermelon in a farmgirl's thighs

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More like standing ovulation

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standing ovulation I think you mean

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I was pretty sure she was going to piledrive him, now I’m sad.

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Standing ovulation

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Reverse cowgirl...you're doing it wrong

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Viagra not needed here.

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Hetero sex is weird…

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Neck warmer and moisturizer

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Disclaimer: If a woman lets you put your head between her legs in any position.....you've already accomplished something.

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No Farting.

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Gotta keep the marriage fresh

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They got the position all wrong. The Kama Sutra says he should be facing the opposite direction.

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'Kay...

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Eve did try a few things before giving into the apple.

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… ovulation?

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Man, those fucking monks were into some weird shit...

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This is what happens when you spend a lot of your time alone with your thoughts and don't have anywhere to put that energy. I'm almost there myself.

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Lol, fair enough

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beach sex is weird

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That's nothing, wait till you hear about that dude gestation period.

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We don't kink shame here

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I think he's doing it backwards.

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That’s 6 and I owe you 9.

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The issue is sand

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I don't like sand. It's cold, coarse, and doesn't mix well with lube.

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...and it gets everywhere.

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EVERYWHERE

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