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tysayer
I’m not even kind of hung over and I’d destroy 2 of those right now
optimusgoose
If you can eat, you're not hungover
spookysexyskeleton
Thats just 90% meat
CaptainDarkhole
+1 for proper bacon
BitterSwedeLP
That's a massive amount of food for one serving... I'll take two of those, please.
robocopvsninja
its a stock image for a fry up platter. Usually a Saturday morning ritual for a family of 4.
SpitefulRed
God I really miss black pudding
inkompetent
I suppose eating yourself to literally death counts as a cure...
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
https://imgur.com/gRk1uZm
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
I could eat that whole plate right now.
Sallvo623
I don't think I'll ever understand beans for breakfast.
thedoe
is that served on a bid lid?
betterave
I bet you can't eat it all.
thedoe
I'm not gonna disagree with you there. That could feed a family.
betterave
I was trying to make a joke about "bid". And you're right about a family meal, except if there's a teenager involved.
thedoe
Oh I didn't notice I put bid instead of bin till you just pointed it out :)
TacoPrime
Ooo 3 oreos
boogertown
What are those round black things?
TangerineKhan
Flavour discs, they're big here in Ireland too
TangerineKhan
For real though it's black pudding
LordMountjoy
Black pudding. The ingredients don't sound great but they taste amazing.
SqueakyBumTime
Dumfuc
Man I miss rashers, one of the cool parts of living in Ireland.
Winchester427
Those beans are making me nervous
Fauxcused
English breakfast is best breakfast. We in America cannot compete with it.
churlee
JCrashB
Explosive diarrhea for hours.
myusername1988
Charcharm
Does this help? If I'm really hungover the mere thought of food makes me nauseous.
quintusfontane
By itself? Ish. Have it with an asprin, cup of tea and two pints of water? Yep. Salt and fat helps, in my experience anyway.
Charcharm
In my case spicy instant noodles kinda help, but lately I don't get hangovers, which either means I've adapted or my wild days are gone :-(
pdbravo
That's a proper brekky. No pork chop so it's a diet breaksfast, but it'll do for a starter.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
I've never understood the beans
pdbravo
Bacon sandwich, dip in egg, dip in bean juices. Then you will understand.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Ah. I enjoy a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich. Beans aren't a breakfast accompanied-sort over here.
pdbravo
Cheese is not for breakfast. Beans are. It's called an English breakfast, so we win lol :p
Tforme22
My dad used to make pork chops for breakfast.....memories
BklynPunisher
kermitsgenitals
This gives most British men a hard on!
iusedtobewithitthentheychangedwhatitwas
Cures the hangover, induces the heart attack. With it. Get. In. My. Arteries.
NintendoSupport
2 things. 1 your username. I get that reference. 2 my favourites are mostly food porn. Have fun.
Slindrin
I could eat all of that. Not probably within a certain time limit. But definitely in one sitting
CuntCuntCunts
I need this. In a love/hate relationship with tequila.
Imissthe80sandIwanttogohome
Cures hangovers and bad cases of "beating heart syndrome".
kaboosh5353
My stomach is so fucked up during a hangover there is no way I could eat like half of that
kaboosh5353
Just hit the trees til you look Vietnamese
jikanwalker
And a shitstorm diarrea
SkinnerTBD
they say english breakfast is the best... carbs, proteins, fats, with some accidental vitamins.
Huhwhatcrazy
And tastes like heaven
Ekotroid
That looks disgusting for being a breakfast, some juice and toasts please.
ISAIDGIT
You belong in a dictionary as an exapmle of Iggnorance.
ReadOnlyMemories
damn continentals
jimbodoomface
the juice and toast is first. then you have the meat n beans n so on.
themexicanwave
Scottish breakfast is best. Much the same. But swap hash browns for potato scones & maybe throw in a wee bit of haggis if yer feeling fancy
Buttercupthecat1
My husband is Irish + Scottish so we have to have potato scones plus about 5 different types of bread. It just ends up being so much bread..
ArchangelsBlade
Why would toy want haggis? I'm told it tastes like ass.
ISAIDGIT
If you've never tried why would you say anything at all?
Fragarach
You've been told wrong, unless that person really likes eating ass
SkinnerTBD
but it tastes like mighty fine ass in the right hands.
themexicanwave
It's like spicy, nutty, herby, beefy sausage meat. Tasty as fuck. Honestly. It has a bed rep but if you like meat good haggis is awesome
toxcrusadr
protein, fat, protein, fat, protein, fat, carb.
SkinnerTBD
bread, carbs. breaded thingy (hash browns?), carbs. tomatoes, carbs. mushrooms, carbs. beans, starch. loads of carbs in there.
SkinnerTBD
can we make protein fat? fatty protein? something fucking awesome?
Jamesuuu
Black pudding is a fucking must have.
jfksghost
How does it taste?
Jamesuuu
You'll have to try it m8!
Winchester427
It's hard to give an exact taste, but it's meaty and fatty and delicious
iwantyoutothrowmeaway
What does black pudding taste like?
andyadderall
Like a scab. You HAVE eaten scabs before, I assume.
louferrigno
Spices and protein with an airy meatloaf texture? It can be very good. The white specks are bits of fat to make the cooked blood less dry.
SpitefulRed
Yep- with a hint of iron... cut it in quarters and dunk it in your runny yolk... so so so good. I miss it.
BetterLateThanPregnant1984
Like heaven, I miss it so much.
tyrunn
If it's a good brand/butcher made and well spiced really nice, cheaper ones not as good
Dispari
Kinda like charred sausage.
tyrunn
But more specifically, like whatever it's spiced with, like a sausage but heavier
RigoryMorty
It doesn't taste like blood first of all, it tastes kinda sweet and the flavors are pretty much spices used. Goes great with salty bacon.
Cerinna
Good to know. I've never really dared to try the stuff when I was over in the UK or England. We have it here too but... egh.
SpitefulRed
I wish I could find a place that sold it here in Denver to take home
RigoryMorty
But it really goes well with some salty pork, and at least here in Sweden, we use a bitter-ish lingonberry jam to complete it.
RigoryMorty
Go ahead and try it, people assume it's metal-tasting like blood but it really isn't. It's not awesome, it's just spice-flavored mess.
Cerinna
Well I don't like eating organs either and cooked blood never seemed appetising due to having spent hours in animal pathology. :(
ChrisTallant
If this is what everyone in England eats for breakfast, how the hell are Americans the most obese folks in the world?
Stinkinggoatskin
You obviously haven't been to England.
ChrisTallant
Nope. Wife is from there, but she's vegetarian.
PloppyTheSlopper
There are a lot of fat fuckers over here in the UK. But a breakfast like that, for most folk, is a once a month kind of treat, not daily. :)
ChrisTallant
That makes sense. Although I'm not sure I could eat all of that ever. That would feed myself and my four kids!
PloppyTheSlopper
I've put away quite a few that size, and bigger, over the years.How I don't weigh 30 stone I'll never know.
PloppyTheSlopper
And from my one trip over there, the US is full of fatties because you serve soft drinks by the gallon and EVERYTHING is loaded with sugar.
wadatahmydamie
Good old corn lobby. But we can't say anything about farmers, even though family farms are mostly dead!
Cerinna
Yeah as a Dutchie I don't even think I could eat your bread without keeling over.
ChrisTallant
Yeah, pop is way too popular for some reason, and the bread I can't explain. I'm not a bread fan, but I grew up making homemade with my mom.
Cerinna
I'm definitely a bread fan but I do have the feeling that there's more sugar in supermarket bread than there used to be. Of course 1/2
Cerinna
2/2 that's still a LOT LESS than there is in US bread apparently but if that already bothers me I don't want to know hahaha.
THErealestSlimShady
Aside from wanting to see the world. This is why I want to cross the pond. Americans get a fatso rep and then you see this shit I'm drooling
Tol1as
Well you get to eat this but then you have to work in a coal mine for 10 hours. Sound fair?
CecilXavier
Ya, but the bacon and bangers aren't as salty as American equivalent. Plus, blood pudding.
PianoMan2112
Th s is the only good food there. Well, that and fish & chips. And Nando's, but they re Portuguese. And Sainsbury's granola. That's about it
SmellOfMonkey
Try a good steak and kidney pudding.
PrincessBride1
No! Crisps. Cadbury Dairy Milk. Curry. Sunday Roast with Yorkshire Puds. And omg your strawberry jam! Steak and Mushroom pie. And Pasties!
mdzmdz
And pies. And sausage rolls.
Cerinna
Cadbury. We don't get that shit in the Netherlands.
PrincessBride1
You have no idea how bad and full of chemicals the food in the US is. I am so envious of your food in Britain.
noobux
BLASPHEMER! You forgot Yorkshire Puddings.
PianoMan2112
Shit, I forgot about those!
JackNorth24
You seem to have forgotten about a Sunday Roast
PianoMan2112
Never had one. :(
iseeaveragepenis
What about Sunday roasts? Yorkshire puds!
MetaSomma
I hear England also has the best curry outside of India. Ya know, cuz of the whole colonialism thing.
PianoMan2112
Oh and Yo! Sushi. (The curry chicken reminded me.)
iseeaveragepenis
Yea a lot of the dishes don't exist in India either, like an adaptation of sorts, e.g. Korma
noobux
Tikka was invented in Scotland as a gravy for fish and chips. The more you know.
MetaSomma
TIL