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#Snoop2020
alittlebitcunty
My mom met him in a NYC hotel once. Called him Mr. Snoop. Said he was the nicest man, they talked about the weather.
pandemicpolemic
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
#1 People who would make fun of a man for baking cookies while admiring men for committing murder have issues anyway. Doesn't get more toxic
zerozolo
Snoop dog a man so down to earth cause he was so high all the time.
Mahabazu
Martha Stewart is no "house wife!"
amp99
FWIW, Snoop is actually a convicted felon too (drug and weapons crimes). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg#Legal_incidents
vaclave
Bah... take your upvote for me learning something new but I'm not happy (because I like the meme, not because I care about the conviction)
ThisUserNameReallySucks
tcdriver
Not a fan of his music....at all.....big fan of the man he is
LateNightBunnyParty
Same here. Seems like a lovely guy.
blackbarby2016
Wait theres more snoop has been married to his wife since 1997 and she is not a celebrity. #familygoals
iamthisguy247
Actually Snoop is technically a convicted felon from before his rap career (it’s all listed on his Wikipedia page).
savwatson13
So...only one of them left their life of crime?
Anthroposapien
Seriously FUCK Kanye West. The world would be better without him. Just because he’s bipolar doesn’t mean he gets to be a raging thundercunt.
EmilyKla
This. He’s mentally ill and the media pays him attention because of it. He needs to go away for our benefit and his as well.
BIC777
Go Snoop, it's your birthday*, it's your birthday cake (*Actual birthday is October 20th)
concorde77
Wait hold the fuck up... Snoop has GRANDKIDS?!
CatherineCroy
I have the cookbook. There are some awesome recipes in there. The orange chicken was delicious.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
He also has a super cute smile.
garyloughran19901337
Snoop dog is the fucking man. Not sure about that snoop lion fella tho.
AnniCannibal
One time I accidentally literally bumped into Snoop. I said 'excuse me Mr. Snoop' out of shock, and he said 'chill, lil mama'. It was great
HolyHellJezebel
I think he had a reality show for a while. I remember his wife taking away some fried chicken from him because it wasn't good for him and he
HolyHellJezebel
Fully expected it and pulled a second takeout container from his hiding spot near the couch.
BlargaBeast
It only makes since the man knows how to cook, he is in a constant state of munchies. He could probably make shoe leather taste good.
ratfaceddog
Since he knows how to cook, he has the munchies?
BlargaBeast
Snoop measures his cannabis consumption in pounds not ounces. So the more likely scenario is the cooking was learned as a result.
ratfaceddog
You said “since the man knows how to cook,” though.
BlargaBeast
My apologies, due to his consumption of cannabis it would be logical to conclude that he has developed exquisite culinary skills.
ratfaceddog
FFS, “sense.”
mako925
A section in the cookbook is about munchies. I have a copy.
Ripplingtwinkie
We’ve been living with tiny computers in our pockets for a while now, being ignorant has no excuse.
SpanishBiscuit
Actually that mindset is probably WHY we're so stupid. Why learn anything when you can look it up? The problem is people skip the 2nd part.
ourari
Even when you look it up, you'd need to be savvy to discern good source from bad source, actual fact from fake fact, and to see the context.
SpanishBiscuit
That too. Availability of information and lack of vetting of that information has made us dumber in most cases.
Vatatheo
Willfully ignorant* there's plenty of things I don't know about, to be fair.
ourari
That just makes it easier for people to create, spread and consume information. Lies and misinformation outpace the truth even more today.
dwitcs
Not gonna lie, just bought that cookbook
Cogline
Try cooking with Coolio too!
icky78
I will. Thank you for the recommendation
icky78
My wife got it for me for Christmas. I love it. The recipe with the bbq pork chops, sweet mashed potatoes and spinach is my favorite.
DrewBerg
Snoop2020
BaelKor
I get where you're coming from, but no. I like Snoop as a person from what I've seen, but no.
DrewBerg
Me too, I was being facetious.
Xanathen
ThailandExpress
Rulweylan
** Kanye West doesn't care about All people.
SergeiBoobtitsky
That's not true. Kanye West cares about Kanye West.
Idontknowjeffery
Is this real or shopped? I can't even tell anymore
GroovyCrowley
He not only appeared in movies. He made movies.
TheVermonster
Most people don't need to be reminded about Soul Plane though.
GroovyCrowley
Fuck soul plane! I'm talking about hood of horror and LA riot spectacular. And Bones but I'm not sure about that.
Acc87
He produced porn. Wasn't it called "Doggystyle Productions"?
GroovyCrowley
Oh yea totally forgot about that! I think thst was the name.
RideMyHippo
I liked those movies
yourbassist
BitchButcher
That's 27 years.
yourbassist
What do you think "going on" means in this context?
allibaster12
Not much. Just sitting here, half watching tv half scrolling Imgur. What's going on with you?
robotrevolution
No wait I’m still in my twen- OH MY GOD
IdiotSavantTinker
Somehow, without anyone checking with me first, I've become a man who is respected at work, has a grown child, and will be turning 40 soon.
DukeSamuelVimes
Don't worry, we have the internet now, so you can continue to act like a child for as long as you like.
IdiotSavantTinker
Internet nothing. I'm still a child, but now I have nicer toys. https://imgur.com/moajvb8
Bloodsense
I was going to point out that snoops been around a lot more than 20 years. To go one further he was on Dre's deep cover which was in 92
CriticalCritic
Does anyone else remember his brief Snoop Lion phase?
jp189512
Here comes the king was actually a half decent song
wakar1ma5en
dontjudgemejudgingyou
sadly i had that cassette and i was only in 4rd grade. Bumping that and Bone at the bus stop like i was hard lol.
werewolffbarmitzvah
my dad used to paint houses and he used to give me all the cassettes he found. including the chronic. also sir mix a lot
Darkaren
He's been relevant since The Chronic (tbf it came out in dec 92') And he was actually pretty great back then
SocoFox
Fuck. That's when I graduated.
leogirl723
You rat bastard....
Pherlin
No. Don't do this to me.
TheNewYorkWolf
ovastanda
WoeToHice
Someone needs to convince Benadryl Bandersnatch to actually make this video.
PeebRow
Was coming down here to say, more like 3 decades. C'mon!
Casually
When Ice Cube was confronted about acting in family movies he said gangsters will do anything that pays well and those movies pay well.
ThisOldCPU
Hope they paid well. I seriously doubt anyone's gonna hire his racist conspiracy spewing ass now.
syntaxxor
Ice-T addressed something like this during the solja boy "dispute" way back when they called him out for being in Law and Order.
girlsofparks
Someone tried to call Ice-T out for being in the movie Tank Girl as well, his response was "I got paid $800,000 to be in that movie"
boruto
And he was a badass kangaroo man so fuck that other person
aldashin
Every time this comes up, I'm like, he made it. Man's getting paid for relatively safe work. Genuinely good for him.
spict
The story everyone knows but...: Trejo gets killed always to be a model how crime does not pay.
BahamutBBob
Reminds me of when Charles Barkley was advertising for some weight loss company, he was recorded saying something like "they're paying me to
BahamutBBob
lose weight, this is the greatest scam I've ever pulled!" And the company wasn't mad about it, because he did say he was losing weight.
creamyonions
Ice Cube also was studying architectural drafting before pursuing his music career. He presented a short vid about the Eames' work.
Celtoloco
Wonder what Cube said when confronted about being an anti semite racist? Oh yeah, nothing. Fuck fat boy
ImNotDaredevil
Except for Eazy-E, none of the NWA guys were gangsters. They were teenage music nerds.
ButterfaceTaintClown
my Snoop story. I know the Mancunian prog-rockers Oceansize, few Snoop was in Manchester UK, for a gig I believe, and he asked around (1
emiliomolestevez
ok. oceansize is one of my favorite bands of all time. brimming with envy here my dude
ButterfaceTaintClown
for a studio where he could jam, with party people who knew how to have a good time. WINK. so he turned up with full entourage (2
ButterfaceTaintClown
at Oceansize's studio and Mike, the guitarist/vocalist who also played with Biffy Clyro for a bit, looked after them. he said he was (3
ButterfaceTaintClown
really impressed by their professionalism and courtesy - said it was a privilege to watch them work. when Snoop realised he was a (4
ButterfaceTaintClown
guitarist, he got him to play wah guitar "like on those old 70s pornos". so somewhere there's a Snoop track with Biffy/Oceansize porno wah(5
FlatPlutoSociety
Ice Cube clearly wanted to get out of poverty and away from crime and just raise a nice family, which is exactly what he did.
werewolffbarmitzvah
and then he became an anti semite
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, what was up with that? I don't recall him saying anything like that before, then all of a sudden WILD HOTEP SHIT. Weird, shitty turn.
shitheadtookmyname
And also support Donald Trump it seems from his tweets
mrbaldangles
Did you not hear his song Arrest The President?
FlatPlutoSociety
Are you sure? https://twitter.com/icecube/status/1285239953455120389
warslinger
I don't remember the guy's name but there's an ex nba star that described it perfecrtly. His gran once asked why he voted republican, when
warslinger
They only help the rich. He said 'but grandma, I AM RICH!'
FlatPlutoSociety
Charles Barkley. He was Republican for ages, but broke ties with the party during the Bush years over the Iraq war and their anti-LGBT shit.
TheMadOnion
I got mine fuck everybody else. Amazing how fast people forget where they came from
AskBobLoblaw
A hustle is a hustle. No shame.
Marukina
Plus i think people grow and evolve all the time, or most do anyways... they have children or nephews and see the value in entertaining them
tzk132
$20 is $20
CapnUndrPants
Brojobs are better than no jobs
kodiak931155
True. But dont forget. Teamwork makes the Dreamwork
pruner
A sandy taco is still a taco
KommSusserTod
Choo choo!
SatanicSpirals
I've paid my bills hustling MTG cards back in college. Easier to make a profit than off drugs tbh
v3rtabreaker
You got any of those dual lands?!?!
SatanicSpirals
Shock lands paid my electric bill one month.
SatanicSpirals
To be honest, I also had a few stooges I can offset bad pulls on fat packs, or to upsell on a bad day.
Xenolith166
Hey, man, he said USED to. Don't try to drag him back into that life.
CodeBit
"If you dip so much a pinky back in here..."
DennytXVII
Plenty. I also contacted the company for the "beginner deck" and they sent me 5 free starter decks!
HeyOP
There's no such fucking thing as "murder in self defense." He didn't commit murder. He acted in self defense.
creamofsumyunguy
Yup his bodyguard actually shot the guy but you know guilty by association
dougbea
On trial for murder. Was acquitted. It was determined that it was self-defense instead of murder.
Magyarharcos
Hey, i found the american!
HeyOP
https://www.etymonline.com/word/murder
LuminousViolet
Yeah but murder sounds cooler
UsernameMatt
Mukduck sounds funnier.
LuminousViolet
Think hurrr durr. But murrrdurr. That’s the best one
EyeLoveLamp
Better than muckduck at any rate.
MrA007
The word you're looking for is killed
armenite
Y'all got some weird priorities in life.
aldashin
It's on the menu. Look, bean prints on the wrench, but what is it for?
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
“MAAAAANSLAUGHTER!! I slaughtered a man!!!!”
Zonga
Dope. It sounds dope.
LuminousViolet
Hella
moshthun
Word.
Zonga
Troof
hoppedup
Murder was the case that they gave him
SocoFox
Side note: 21 Jumpstreet on that album was THE JAM
HeyOP
Now *that* is accurate, and a solid reference.
iMirrelephant
As I look up, at the sky... My mind starts trippin', a tear drops my eye.
NutellaJar0
But the gloves don't f... Wait no, sorry wrong story, my bad
geneparmesan07
I, too, am in my mid thirties and totally got that reference
hoppedup
I, too, was in my mid-thirties. Over 10 years ago.
ThrowtheHammer13
That means you are now in your REALLY late thirties.
SirRichardOfHead
Yo grandpa, you need to make room for us cool, just slightly under 40 yo, kids
hoppedup
xEFGx
My humble opinion is that whatever term you use, you ended another person's life. It's murder. Even if your legal system deems different.
HeyOP
https://www.etymonline.com/word/murder
JCBalance
You're getting the "squares are rectangles" analogy backwards with murder and homicide.
xEFGx
Lol, I thought I would get a lot of downvotes for this, but I didnt expect so many grammar nazis about this. You people need to chill.
Rashish
If a person ends another person’s life it’s homicide. Whether it’s murder, self defense, or accidental is the next step.
Xedi22
And “killed” is the easy generic, aside if homicide — if you don’t want to use legal terms. As murder is a “legal term”.
BullfrogStormcroak
Thank you for sharing your opinion. It's absolute horseshit stupid, but thanks for sharing.
siberianhufky
So if someone trie to stab you and manage to save yourself by killing them you’re a murderer? There’s a reason there’s different legal terms
MugginstheAutopilot
Your humble opinion is fucking stupid.
Krynaion
You are messing the terms murder and homicide. Homicide is killing another human in every case, murder is not every case.
MadeYouLookAgain
Xedi22
It’s not the legal system. Murder means “illegal killing” in the dictionary. “Killed” is the universal work without circumstance.
GrayFish
He caused a homicide. Know your death terms people!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
How did he cause it?
moshthun
Homiecide
sideslide
SanjiO
Crazy with how all the gangsta shit he has done and pimping out hoes that all these people now look up to him. "Quality fucken guy"
BaconandMegs3000
What a quality fucken guy <3<3<3
excepttheoneswhoaredead
That just fuckin warms my heart
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
“Let It Go” Song by Idina Menzel (Feat. Snoop Dogg)
SpoonOfDoom
I'm a bit disappointed that he didn't start singing along.
Lurch1911
Same
JeffreyPomroy
BethWifeEver
This is one of my favorite Snoop moments and I’d forgotten about it already! Thank you!
MacDaddySmitt
The guy's actually a genuine sweetheart.
Obsidian3
Haha us Stoners have the best role models!!
BrainTaffy
The knowing eye gets me every time.
spongebobmingepants
Looks a little baked,but then when isnt he?
MagnorCriol
He’s probably just smoked enough that his brain is permanently re-wired into baked mode. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
PicklesMcGeee
Marukina
I’ve just stolen this. Thanks
PicklesMcGeee
GarrusStopCalibratingFFS
Yes
McMeowenstein
I’d say when he’s asleep but the amount of weed he smokes he’s probably baked during REM sleep lol
sarcasticxbarista
Dude hasn’t had REM sleep in 30 years. Guaranteed. Too much baked
ThisIsPelicanECHO419isAnybodyReadinMe
Betraying the Martyrs has a heavy cover of this that I like to rock out to while I work out
Vulspyr
I now love this man.
thedtp
Djones06236
You don't turn down a Snoop pass.
MissyWentMissing
It doesn't matter who you are, when Snoop Dog passes you a joint you fucking take it.
XIIV13C100111
If the courts hound you about it just claim religious persecution
HeyItsJP
If Snoop passes you a blunt you better fuckin take it. Shit, I don't even smoke but you just don't pass that situation up
FreedomWaffles
hit small homie, hit small.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
See, that’s your problem.
ovastanda
KommSusserTod
Willie Nelson and Snoop are the only humans you do not turn down when they pass you a joint.
SirRichardOfHead
Amen!
vickybobby218183
Willie doesn't smoke anymore. Still uses it, but doesn't smoke.
KommSusserTod
Well, back in the day you wouldn't turn him down.
ScrewMyVacationPlansIGuess
You forgot Tommy Chong
ovastanda
PuppyDontCare
TBH it's a pretty good song
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Nit when you have a girl in your school that would sing it constantly hate that fucking gremlin
PuppyDontCare
same thing happened with Despacito!
Soufange
It was kimd of annoying when the sequel has that scene where she shirks from that memory. Why? Why do that? It makes no sense.
truthsmiles
I thought it was funny. The song IS amazing but it was also overplayed. A little self-awareness isn’t a bad thing.
PuppyDontCare
Like Despacito. It IS an awesome song but I have to not listen to it again for 20 years to appreciate it.
truthsmiles
Exactly. I mean, a couple times a year is fine but every 40 minutes is a bit much haha.