teachanx
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not too hard. But still hard.. hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time.
Sep 22, 2020 1:46 AM
teachanx
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4918
146
not too hard. But still hard.. hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time.
SailorJimmy
Finally I find my ideal partner! Gay Subby Redneck who likes guns and Mandy Moore! We can watch Tangled and then go mudding together!
GothamGalInsomniac
This is hysterical! His delivery really sells it.
TheFunGuyinOz
Im in my car with tears of laughter down my cheeks... my soft tender Liberal cheeks. That was an unexpected turn.
BravelyEncouraging
Anyone else's nipples are hard? Raise your hand and I'll get to you
Amasor
You got me in the first half, not gonna lie XD
Ant0nyTpz5
HeyOP
Just give 'em dinner, man. Or at least haggle down to a box of ammo or something, damn.
ParanoidCarrot
isthisjunkmail
Not gonna lie...had me there at the beginning.
Jeffreysly20
This is from tiktok
AnythingMuchShorter
He had me there at the end.
Covidnineteen
You and your soft liberal hands, sliding up my body giving me goosebumps
VaultGirl69
I live in the South and laughed so hard I snorted like a little piggy.
Serkus
vialofcorruption
LoftheDesert
If I remember correctly, these two are not from the same scene.
ColdRice
If you aren’t already, you need to be in front of a mic on stage.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
WHY IS THIS WORKING FOR ME
NearHereThere
Y'know, I don't reckon he's a redneck after all.
VaultGirl69
Actually, a few of them aren't racist hate machines. Not a lot, but some.
SailorJimmy
Are they any gay liberal rednecks who are interested in a massage therapist with soft liberal hands and also likes Mandy Moore movies?
VaultGirl69
Surprisingly, yes. I've known gay people who are deeply religious. They are tolerated here, until they walk out of the room... ?
SailorJimmy
But they are single, right? We can retire on a ranch in Montana where I have a little grove I can grow fruit specifically for them!
VaultGirl69
Yep! The dating pool for LGBTQ+ people in Oklahoma is small. Lotta lonely single gay people...
sparklefarkle
I think maybe he isn't joking.....
UnhelpfulAnswers
No duh
ratfaceddog
Some duh.
jomi20806
Moderate amounts of duh.
Buddasac
Little duh
LuckyLemming
Just a smidge duh
SomebodyGet2020APuppers
This was HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monkeAppVillain
Omg. This is awesome.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
Callbox
"You want my gun come kiss me for it" just might be the best line I have heard all year.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
This is fucking hilarious!
Beardologist
In Australia we got money for them NQA. Many people used the money to buy AND REGISTER new guns. We were quite chuffed with em.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
NQA?
ineverknowwhatname2chose
No questions asked
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Did you watch the video?
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Be right back, going to buy a gun.
HieronymousFlex
As long as you don't want any ammo. 'Cause there's none left.
YouShouldHearTheThingsIDontSay
Broke back conservative
SailorJimmy
Liberals can like guns too. Hell, I'm pretty far left and I'm a fan of going to the range.
batteryforeverlow
JackYouMagnificentSoB
Still hard
DropsWittyComments
Come spank me for it, eh? Okay.
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thishousesmellslikefish
Hurt the booty; not their feelings.
jrellis462
You wouldn't by chance be Canadian would you?
yourclevernusername
Hurt me but make me feel safe..lmao
Paulmk1
enterusernamehere25
hey i've fapped to her
Grizy
Hey I wanna fap to her, how do
mavruda
google incase Art
Blze001
JeffGodofBiscuits
SailorJimmy
I'm also a little Bi-Furious
koops
Ok I’m sure there is porn with a title like that “Fast and bi-furious”
SailorJimmy
I want my biography to be called "The Fast and the Bi Curious"
brobinson2001
Who else is old enough to feel dirty that Cindy Lou Who got hot?
LyraTheLycan
Fuck yeah she did, been listening to her band before I knew the connection
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
That’s not Cindy Lou Who but I feel you... /a/ZnmF6Cy
brobinson2001
Taylor Momsen, Mae Whitman, whoever. I'm too damn old for these toddlers to be friggin hot.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
RIGHT??? Like.... no one who doesn’t remember 9/11 has any business lookin at all fuckable
shankelstoff
Is that Egg?
BobaFetaCheese
What is she funny or something?
nanners2020
Who, her?
MrJimmyRustles
Indubitably, my dear Shankelstoff.
shankelstoff
Who?
FinHeadedMonstrosity
Derrial
ShawnS0l0
nonCanadianGoose
It’s not suggestive, it’s quite explicit in what it wants
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
StarsSeeker
Sauce?
jlgarcia4789101
Chunibyo
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Anime you are very welcome
missymischief13
So to get a good spanking I just need a gun? {sighs in Australian}
ShawnS0l0
Say they cant take your knoife. Did I translate knife correctly?
missymischief13
Yes you did .... great job ya filthy cunt! (That’s a compliment btw)
ShawnS0l0
missymischief13
SailorJimmy
I thought all Australians were issued spiders instead of guns for home use. Plus you still got the Emu wing of the Armed Forces for defense.
missymischief13
Spiders aren’t standard issue .... you gotta collect them yourself...
SailorJimmy
How many spiders do you collect to take down 30-50 feral hogs?
missymischief13
26 Sydney funnel webs and 14 redbacks (Aussie black widows but deadlier) they are a bitch to catch
wraithfd
Who is this guy? I need to know him.
Cassian
Yeah, I need to go to his house, and put my soft liberal hands all over his body
wraithfd
True dat Ernesto
babycoolredhead
...and take his gun. Mmm....