CeleryMan7
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it was a great show.. her attractiveness was a bonus. greetings online friends
Jenny Craig is an American weight loss company
better snatch that up
that's unsettling
mmm hmm
oh no what is you doing?
pretty much
do it
i guess
haters will say this isn't real
oh, Derek. i have no qualms with you ftr
i have a few concert posters i want to frame.. any alternate options?
someone in the comments will help if you are too young for this one
but it's the hot item this year!
i'm on team rocket
peent
sounds difficult
that's my time.. have a great weekend gang!!
bluewitch
peent
yourelivingalloverme
#6 keep your wife’s shrimp out my m-effin’ mouth. Or something like that.
CaptnRisky
#7 Customary…no low-ballers, I know what I’ve got.
BenjyX55
#16 quag
LariCheltsy
#8 *Hot off that Raising Arizona money-Nicholas Cage
KaratheStorm
#25 DAYUM PULLING NO PUNCHES TODAY I SEE 😑 whatever, not like I care, whatever man
themobileappisbroken
#25 I'd pull the trip wire myself for one of those.
RadasNoir
Wouldn't work on me. I know he'd never write one.
Scruffy2
#16 ok, true story, I was talking to GF at the time (2006) she asked what I was doing. I told her I was playing Smash Bros and she invited me over to 'play'. So 20 minutes I show up to her house. She opens the door with a visibly confused expression " where's the GameCube?"
astromoondoggie
TI99Kitty
🥰
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
#25 don’t.
?1
RevRagnarok
Couple really good ones, thanks! Have a good weekend @op.
AlienJeffries81
#30
But is it kosher?
themobileappisbroken
#27 my chosen super power would be teleportation.
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
#48 It's not just bizarre. It's irrelephant.
AngstyCicero
i would hire you immediately.
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
#23 Reminds me of this. NSFW just in case, Mature.
spacestationnumberfive
I've been shadowbanned for less.
DoseOfScience
#27 This seems like it would be easy to make a fuckload of money with the right power and you can fly to do shit that is impossible. Tho, it
anjeleyezjr
Complete control over probability is the ultimate superpower.
DoseOfScience
would depend on exactly what we are calling *a* superpower/powerset. Do we call 'being a Zayajin/Viltrumite/Tamaranian' a power?
Gnakenheimer
Idk, would you call being a Human a power? If you were living on a different planet where you are the only Terran and therefore have a physical leg up on everybody else, would that be considered a superpower? To the other beings, sure but to you, you just have 2 eyes and teeth
DoseOfScience
Yes, but do power dampers work on them? Power dampers work on mutants, who apparently are all activated with a single gene. Do we classify 'psycher' as a single power or multiples? 'Magic user' or 'super techer'?
devasto
#1 I, too, would fight Batman for her
johnxbear
#36 his name. It's literally Mr. Grinch.
FaerieWalnut
I think it's also his species. But like, he's the only one. Maybe species is the wrong word. He's like a mythical creature, you know? The Green Man, or The Babadook.
apathyboy
#10 https://imgur.com/oAUtXBd
ClownishAntics
#48
Eldibs
Eleventy billion.
KaratheStorm
Ninefinity
TI99Kitty
My entire life.
didgeboy287
The Beatles
PwnageHobo
#48 this question is designed to assess whether you are the sort of person who would find a creative way to exploit an innocent intelligent animal for profit, regardless of the moral implications. That's something a lot of employers are looking for in prospective employees
FaerieWalnut
Haven't you seen the Simpsons? Elephants cost a lot of money. I was thinking of eating it, but yeah it sucks that I didn't consider setting it free was an option.
JimFromMarketing
Wouldn't that count as giving it away? I don't think it is an option
GreatWiseBob
Because my brain is broken from being a lawyer for years my first thought was to hold the elephant in trust for a wildlife conservancy. Title to the elephant never passes, so he's still "my" elephant, he wasn't sold or given away, but he lives in a wildlife preserve and I'm not obligated to pay for his upkeep. It's a s***** answer, but technically solid
iamarealwizard
#48 I would cross the Alps and sack Rome
NZSheeps
Slow cooked curry
Plucky42j
Ahh yes, the great Dr Hannibal Lector, nominating him for Secretary of Health and Human Services
and White House Chef
NZSheeps
Give it away. You can't tell me I can't, it's my bloody elephant!
whyisallthecheesegone
Nandortherelentless
Also, possibly invade England. Fucking wankers.
SonicColonic
How you gonna cross the channel on an elephant?
Weblord
Chunnel
ForceKinTim
Lend it to a zoo
SavageDrums
I'd give it away to somewhere capable of handling it. The job application isn't my mom.
marshmallowcommando
#32
MayMayz4DayzYo
Easy, son. They just bought us dinner. They didn’t let us take the Jag out.
benlepus
#34 you’re mostly paying for the labor and archival materials - because framing things is generally a pain . That said - there are a lot of online places where you can order the kit and assemble yourself for a lot cheaper. Also the way Micheal’s attaches the art is not good for it. I use frameiteasy a lot. Pro tip- if the art is original and good - frame it with archival mat and UV glass. Just do it so you aren’t sad in 20 years 💕
Chezoso
I have had one thing framed by Michaels and it is the only frame that is warped out of all the prints I've had done.
bluewitch
#37 Critter on a shitter.
bloomPlanet
I was thinking John on the John.
Spiked
I didn't know so I just guessed Groilet on the toilet
HuskyPirate
MrsRobertoJuan
Gremlin on the porcelain
CakesInCambridge
That's where I got to as well
Callynd
Thank you, old one. Was trying to think of rhymes for toilet.
PolishSausage42
Fighting the good fight right here, much appreciated.
TheFickleFingerofFate
I thought troll in the bowl
IllJustSeeMyselfOut
Don’t forget your ibuprofen, just took mine.
nothingunused
Damn, I thought it was a C.H.U.D. and could not figure it out.
chevymonster
Oh, I thought it was Troll on a Bowl.
honeytwat
Grue in the loo
Icameheretosharecatpicturesx
I thought it was troll on a bowl.. but you’re right
pelon365
Great trash film. Loved that and "House" as a youth. Also Creepers. I weep for the youth of today, never will know what it's like to sneak off into the R section while your parents debate, Romancing the Stone, or WAR Of The Roses. I spit on your grave, basket case, fright night. Good times gone forever.
folded13
House! The Greatest American Hero vs. Bull Shannon, guest starring Norm from Cheers. Love that one and House II (with Cliff Clavin!)
boobsalot
I spit on your grave? That movie was brutal .
ipokeangrycats
You know there are like 4 Critter films, and a 5th one that came out in 2019, right?
aChungusAmongUs
#48 this is the origin of the “white elephant” gift
TI99Kitty
Not only that, but the white elephant was usually very expensive to care for, and you *had* to keep it alive. It was a good way to financially ruin someone you didn't like.
aChungusAmongUs
Exactly… it’s one example of an actual curse
Kheldarn
Once again, I needed this. After being diagnosed with lung cancer and given less than a week, our cat Clover passed away this morning. She was our protector, and didn't leave until she knew we'd be OK without her. Thanks for the good feels and laughs!
scoutMoonDiver
Kheldarn
Thank you.
CeleryMan7
sorry for your loss.. thanks for being a loyal commenter!
Kheldarn
Thank you, and your dumps are extra fun because of your comments!
Quichita
Sorry for your loss hon
Kheldarn
Thank you.
switch263
Sorry for your loss friend.
Kheldarn
Thank you.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
My condolences, that's never easy.
Kheldarn
Thank you.
gotohe11carolina
#1 yeah I crushed on her hard as the mom in himym
KaratheStorm
Sign me up for the *peers over glasses* sexy penguin show
Hashbrown123
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bw5Z0rBteY
wadatahmydamie
I love that the show was like 45% about her, her arc ruled pretty hard
ElvisCatStello
Yeah it did.. you know... we have a lot I'm common you're... you.. you're like family to me...
Redyls
#3 this made me wonder... are there any typos carved on the walls of Egyptian tombs in hieroglyphics?...
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
There are crossouts.
onlyhalfghost
overseer watching the carver, "bird, ankh, eye, bird...no, damnit, the other bird!"
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I guess that's inevitable. They had a bunch of very similar looking hieroglyphs, some of which represented homonyms / similar sounding words. People may have confused those in the same way English speakers confuse their and there. And it wasn't a purely logographic writing system. They also used phonetic symbols as well as semantic markers to indicate things like plural, so that was an additional error factor.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Yeah, but the carver has No Ragrets
MayMayz4DayzYo