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Credit goes to reddit user Blue_KeyCard:
"There is no such thing as Area 51"
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5iirna/there_is_no_such_thing_as_area_51/
IDesignMoviePosters
10/10 you're off your meds
Cervidae
Everything in r/nosleep is real, even if it isn't.
Sh4dowWalker96
And we'll never actually know either way. The only way you can nowadays is seeing it yourself.
ferb444
I'd read this book. Chapter 1 is a fuckin page turner.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Odor the gov't wants us to think this and is using reverse-reverse psychology and what we knew before is the real area 51.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Or*
BNabs
Was suspicious from the start, as soon as he mentioned wages paid by the government it was obvious bullshit
DispleasedDog
You don't seem to understand, it's a subreddit where people make up stories to entertain people. It's like going to see Star wars and 1/2
DispleasedDog
2/2 and complaining it's not realistic enough.
SkyfireNV
Currently working next to the McCarran Airport so I sure as shit hope it's not true.
MV50
Contact Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura and go out for a walk with them there
cheeseLips
geauxgeauxgirl
You're not supposed to. r/nosleep is for horror storytelling.
neanderbob
Its on nosleep... enjoy the story and don't act like anything like this would ever leak anyway. Use your noodle.
qorthos
It's a Deep Underground Military Base... or DUMB for short.
ConJonNotJonConnor
The mineapolis mn airport has 7 underground levels to it because you need the open space above. Not entirely weird for underground shit
XLIILXIX
Well...this was an interesting story, but the language sounds like bragging about something crazy, instead of a last truth confession.
catfishingyourmom
Read this wide-eyed and hung onto every word believing everything. Scrolled to the comments and immediately felt like a naive little bitch.
Momoismysquirrelname
Honestly thats hwo I fault
CthuluAlmighty
I was reading this skeptically, but I still believed it cuz I'm a dumbass
goawaypleasethankyou
I think I wanted to believe to be honest.
KuuroiYuki
It's okay, the story is quite believable. It was only the narrative on Hive 4 that heavily hinted that it was fake.
BlueRose278
same till i got to "the twins" and realized something was fishy
BurpMacklinFBI
If things are smelling fishy all the way from the twins then you might have bacterial vaginitis :0
BurpMacklinFBI
Hahaha gross. :D
twofold
Don't feel that way, that makes it so much better!
PonyPuncher
Plot twist, they're government generated comments that are used to convince readers that it's fake.
TheSecondPiewackit
Well a lot of us do work for the government, so technically, you're not wrong.
PadPio
TheUglyGuy
I'm gonna need about tree-fiddy.
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TheUglyGuy
Delivered in a plain, sealed, envelope please.
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TheUglyGuy
I'll be wearing an eyepatch and smoking cheroot.
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Thatllbuffrightout
I'd watch the fuck outta this movie
austinisjebus
American horror story type shit
hauntarmada
Right?!
29pockets
Bruh. Same
PolishSpaceProgram
There's supposed to be a Half-Life movie, isn't there?
Four0six
Kept thinking the same thing when I was reading this!
MEMEZilla
It's basically cabin in the woods
spectrebliss
SAME
AssamLaksa
Filmed in a Fargo tone.
NeoHelios
Try 'The Fog' by Steven King.
ShadowPhoenix01
The new season of X-files looks great!
pokenar
Once they got to Hive 4 I thought that exact thing.
IamGrrreen
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Kind of?
Gegenschein
Naw man, gotta be a Netflix series
rulerBob8
Stranger Things Season 2?
KevinTheCahnt
You mean "NEXUS" series?
DoctorSquadIceDragon
craz3d
Better off Ted. But betterer
damnyuoautocorrect
I smell a new American Horror Story plot!
HD2composer
Like the different CSI shows naming convention "Las Vegas: The Strangest Things"
Zerphses
I'd love it to be the live of a Hive 1 worker that ends up finding out information and ending up working in Hive 3, like Agents of SHIELD.
MrRandom314159
I'd like an SCP TwilightZone-esque show. Plenty of material to work with should production values be good.
0101000001000101010011100100100101010011
And then we'll just see the twins a few times and nothing important will be done with that idea
kaptnsolo
*HBO
JohnDillerman
Not enough tit potential for HBO
LunaLuscus
Netflix could get away with shit that HBO couldn't, totally Netflix
kaptnsolo
What can't HBO do? Where do they have any sort of restrictions?
goliath449
Yea hbo does have a show with incest.
shakedownblues
FunkyH
This is bullshit. The way this talks about firewalls and network protocols isn't how IT experts actually talk. It's too vague for an IT nerd
FunkyH
Still, a good, entertaining read. Where did this come from OP?
Tylvian
in this reddit, the idea is to make fiction.
adam1111
After reading the comments, I'm still not entirely convinced that you people don't genuinely believe this.
Yodawgwhatsup
Lost me at "the twins"
BlueRose278
same
BarnabasWizardcock
Lost me at "There".
Juuurth
Lost me at 'networking jibber jabber' in other words 'I have no idea what I'm talking about'
Aerolfoz
You mean SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED]. A bad one at that too.
triscuit3000
lost me at "everything is compartmentalized and nobody knows what goes on in the other hives, but heres what goes on in the other hives."
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
I was thinking the same thing. "None of my coworkers talk about what they do" then "here's what they told me they do"
tachikaze316
"We don't socialise with one another much" "We all love making Resident Evil jokes all the time".
triscuit3000
theres like zero internal consistency to this story. "Hive four is a total blackout an no one knows whats in it, but heres what's in it."
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
"Total blackout, firewalls like I've never seen in the navy" "Here's what my coworker casually observed on a video feed from Hive 4"
triscuit3000
neat idea brought down by poor writing
JamesAwkboner
Having been through that airport I almost believe it.
aguacatedeldiablo
The great thing is that if this were true, and Trump knows it, then he'll tweet about how the person who posted it is a terrible person
hatchy
Could be worse. At least the computer he uses will be secure, unlike some private servers setup by certain related parties
aguacatedeldiablo
I don't need to get into a big argument over this, but I fault Hillary less for following bad advice than Trump disregarding good advice
MV50
Knowing trump and his disdain for security intelligence, it will be turned into a underground golf course by his second year
DerpyDerp272
My school has a building called area 51. I go in area 51 for math class.
triscuit3000
"everything is compartmentalized and nobody knows what goes on in the other hives, but heres what goes on in the other hives."
killerdecoy7
due to his job he was able to figure out a bit of what goes on in other places. That doesn't make the first part wrong in the fact no one
killerdecoy7
know what the other area's are doing usually.
Daeyelle
That's exactly what I was thinking.
VelocityofCuriosity
As soon as you read "i'm writing this in a rush." Gotta know its fake.
flavinbagel
Especially when it's fully coherent, spelled correctly, and unquestionably well-proofread.
AfroSamuraiRM
Oh, I thought the thing saying r/nosleep would've given it away.
Sh4dowWalker96
"I'm writing this in a rush but here have a shitton of text"
upvotehypnotoad
Guys, Area 51 *does* exist - but it isnt a military base, just an area of land like Area 50, 52, 53. Just a land grid.
ButMetal
undercovergovernmentagentsayswhat?
frootoftheloops
I'm pretty sure Bill Nye commented on it in a video of his, because he's held some government jobs and stuff. No aliens there.
cockrockets
Thats what they want you to think WAKE UP SHEEPLE
RoyFuckingMustang
Rofl it is a base.
upvotehypnotoad
There is no base named "Area 51". There is, however, a base located IN Area 51.
ShutUpandTakeMyFunny
If there ain't no Area 51 then where the hell did we film Independence Day huh?! And why do we all get the day off for July 4th!? Huh? Huh?!
TheCosmicSupernova
The gover,net doesemt want you tomknow
Mohead12
Mistruths
We get July 4th off because the government needed an excuse for the fireworks industry to vent their stock for new testing in the next year.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Clearly this McCarran person doesn't know their history, thankfully you're here to clear that up.
Insomnia297
"IGN gave this game a 3.9, 3+9=12, 12/2=6! 6 is the number of Def Leppard members (almost). Def Leppard for the next Sonic game confirmed."
AyAyRonn
7+4=11, which is 40 less than 51. 40 is the year before the US entered WWII, when we allied with the USSR. Area 51 is a Soviet base.
ThisCouldBeYourAdvertisement
ShutUpandTakeMyFunny
DingleWingleShoopDaWoop
HA! You must be insane to think that I will read all of that.
DingleWingleShoopDaWoop
Nvm, I've read all of it.
SonOfTheSharpie
Actually, we all did !!
cr4sh0verride
My favorite part is these comments are an hour apart. Well played.
DingleWingleShoopDaWoop
I wasnt going to read it but then it came up again so I had no choice
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
Cool, I'm on a list!
lordfluffycus
You made my day kind sir.
APUSHMeOffACliff
Welcome! Get accustomed to vans frequently driving by/sitting outside your house and long black cars following you places. Enjoy the stay!
robertloblawlessthethird
I'm so glad the twins didn't turn out to be the Loch Ness monster
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
I can't even begin to explain how mad that would make me.
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
Bitter? Exasperated? Irate? Offended or Outraged? There are many synonyms that are clear and comprehensible.
plainoldfool
You should see what they got locked up in Hive Tree Fiddy
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
My favorite part was "I don't want to talk about the server clusters and reveal who I am" because naming the very specific cancer you 1/2
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
And your father have would have been too difficult for them to trace. Medical records, son. 2/2
rookerrocks
No crap
LiteralBanana
I'm honestly quite disappointed
SHiNiXiA
Or we'll be seeing 7fiddies now.
AndThereWasMuchRejoicing
Same, otherwise I'd definitely be out at least tree fiddy
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
thehungriestandy
"Everything becomes tree fiddy, in the end." - Gandalf, probably.
Rizen415
Since it's a set of twins, you'd be out $7
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
You know, /r/nosleep is intended to be basically just original horror stories, not confessions of a Top Secret Government Employee
RobBobertyYT
I don't believe a bit of this of one but I've always thought if there was a true story like this it would probably be on there.
DoctorOwly
You're supposed to read everything on /r/nosleep with suspended disbelief. Aka pretend everything is real. So technically, this fits
aykyle
It's in their rules, basically.. they tell you to think of the subreddit as a movie theater and authors post links to their other stories
Mooninites
AKA the perfect place to dump a REAL confession! Hmmmmmmm?!?
thrymn
Reminded me of a Coast to Coast, Art Bell call. Took me back to my childhood.
Froglip
thank you for this very useful information. didn't know this and story really made me think and read all the comments. Damn good!
LeamonCrooms
You know this is definitely fake right?
charlesengine
that's the fun part, nobody knows if it's fake or not. thanks though
AlkeneThiol
#pizzag8
triggrhaapi
Absolutely. Definitely fake. No way in hell it's correct in any way or I'll kill you. I mean I will laugh. Definitely laugh.
LetsGiveItATry
That's what they want you to believe.
TheComradeStalin
That's what they want you to think maaaan. *tin foil intensifies*
AfroSamuraiRM
*tin foil foils* FTFY
magicpantsmcd
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
SarifRuwood
Hey, still a good read though, and this would probably qualify as an SCP report if it was reformatted a bit
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Sounds like it could be describing the SCP facility.
Jrhoney
Reformatted? You mean redacted on all the [redacted] portions about the[altered] wording.
RobBobertyYT
There's a lot of great examples of using them well there but the bigger the site gets the more crap you find.
Gramples
Yeah that was my thought. The twins gave me that SCP vibe. Was a fun read.
Ragnarukus
Wow. I haven't read an SCP story in years. Not a bad read but a bit generic.
override367
all the good SCPs are way better than this
Isometimesupvotereposts
I'm somehow more disappointed with this one though. My level of disbelief just kinda went up and up, it wasn't that good at drawing me in.
Insomnia297
Hey, you gotta give 'im credit for the intro though. It was pretty compelling when it was plausible. They should've kept the mystery going
rimehoarfrost
Most def a SCP.
Kalid19
Are you sure this is SCP? This doesnt focus on the actual specimen. And is not too well written.
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Kalid19
Ah. I getcha.
Ragnarukus
Its not an actual SCP. Just reminded me of them.
spudcosmic
SCP has a section for stories about the SCPs and the foundation that don't focus on the containment or description.
Kalid19
I hadnt gotten that far into the site. I see.
spudcosmic
Under the section called "tales" http://www.scp-wiki.net/foundation-tales most are very good.
spudcosmic
"Document Recovered From the Marianas Trench" is a favorite of mine
miatagangordie
For someone who has never heard of something like this, what is an SCP story?
DustyMcKnuckles
If you have no idea where to start, I recommend http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682 It's my favorite because of the interactions with other SCPs
GalaxyRangerZero
Coool
seagullthatfliesoverabay
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Riikai
Since no one seems to have proper clearance: http://www.scp-wiki.net/
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
Um, sorry but I'm gonna have to report you to the O5 Council for that breach of protocol. Hope you don't get put on 682 duty.
TriploGee
682 vs The Hulk. Who wins?
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
Considering 682 has survived having the fundamental constants of the universe being changed, Hulk probably can't kill it. Eternal stalemate?
rimehoarfrost
It's an awesome wiki with stories that are pretty creepy, but many are realistic enough that you wonder if it could have happened.
Ashen44
My friend though SCPs were actually real when I first showed him the wiki. It was really hilarious
rimehoarfrost
I thought a few were real. I saw them on Imgur actually
Gramples
http://www.scp-wiki.net/faq will explain things better than can fit in 140 characters. They're fun reads, and there's lots to read too.
HorsefaceBeeguy
It has thingy's
Ragnarukus
Horror stories written as reports from a secret government organization. Just google it. It has its own wiki and I think a subreddit as well
KayEhn
Indeed it does. And it's a ton of fun!
miatagangordie
Largeheadphones
Get addicted to them, it was the best 2 weeks I've ever lost
HitlersArtCritic
I wouldn't say "Government" as a few articles mention them not wanting to use their SCPs to be used by governments. Think a special NGO.
PresidentMuffin
Well, [REDACTED] has said that [REDACTED], and I personally think that [REDACTED] awesome, but, whatever you do, DO NOT RELEASE [REDACTED].
Kevincatalan
Oh man these sounds super cool. Good drawing inspiration. Commenting for later
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Oh, you're in for a treat.
OptimusPantry
You should check it out, I've just started reading and I love it!
DrMcTouchy
Whoo boy, you have no idea the rabbit-hole you're about to jump down.
xnabilhasanx
Your comment made me chuckle
Klaustrix
it's like... tv-tropes deep
ourlordof4am
It's pretty cool it's about [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. My favorite is [REDACTED] here's a link [REDACTED] check it out sometime.
TonyStarkWantsOne
JohnWickWithHisPencil
Sums up pretty well SCPs
CrotchetyBOFH
I can't believe you'd talk about . I'll be reporting you to O5 for immediate detention at Site [REDACTED].
Ewanator
Petition to rename imgur's [deleted][deleted] to [redacted][data expunged]
PresidentMuffin
[DATA EXPUNGED]! That sounds [REDACTED]!!!
OshyuOshyu18
I am on board with this
krapmyself
A creepy pasta, basically. Or you could just scp.com clear your schedule though, 3000+ entries.
AntiWormMeasures
Is there really over 3000 entries? Cause damn. I only keep seeing the same ones, I assumed the project was mostly abandoned.
domin8or32153
There's 3000+ but basically the only ones most people remember off the cuff are 173 and 682.
FillerNameToFillTheBox
There are over 2000. They're working on filling in up to 3000. If you can show you know what you're doing they'll let you write one.
krapmyself
Whoops, that a bad link, try this one instead http://www.scp-wiki.net
NightingGale6
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FuchsiaHamSandwich
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katgrngr
It's not an SCP though, it's from /nosleep, hence why its more generic
Ragnarukus
It just reminded me of the SCP stories. I know it isn't one itself.
Veradux
I think it would make a great SCP tale or classified personal account. "Real Area 51" would be the actual SCP.
Entael
Also it doesn't have a bunch of redactions strewn about to in a lazy attempt to get the reader's imagination to make it scarier.
vudak
replace every other word with REDACTED and this is prime SCP :)
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Entael
Pretty much. For every good one that really made me wonder there was like 50 that I mentally replaced the black bars with "I was lazy here"
AfroSamuraiRM
The one with the barn, house or whatever filled with the heart stealing aliens was pretty neat.
Ghauf
Well for the most part the black bars are for locations and names, which actually makes it easier on the writer. Also it allows for a more -
jimmycrkkorn
The shitty thing is. Someone can say this is a troll, and someone can say its not and we'll never actually fuckin know.
mechanicalchaos
It bothers me deeply that someone would consider even half of this as possibly true. Logic harder, please.
Nathong77
This is the one fact that annoys me most in life!
avidatheist
Considering it's on /r/nosleep, it's not real.
BitterBostonian
Hacked access to a video feed... In the most secure place in the world? Cameras and guards everywhere, but let me just hack this feed. OOOK
espressoandpostrock
That was the icing on the bullshit cake
BitterBostonian
But of course.
AMartianPotato
He thinks that the reason people are exposed to radiation when they fly is the airport, not being at high altitudes. It's definitely fake.
CanadianGiraffe
Nosleep is basically an RP forum. You tell a story an everyone goes along with it. If you don't I think you get banned or something idk
VBurntwood
Rule no. 1 of NoSleep is everything on there is 100% real. Even if it's clearly false, it's still true. You gotta suspend your disbelief :P
DiggerPlease
We know
SIrEvilMustache
...Why would an actual whistleblower post to fucking r/nosleep? It's just an interesting horror story, nothing more.
onlyhalfghost
What's even the whistle to blow here? The US military does secret research? So what?
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Yeah. We hear so much bullshit, we think everything is.For all we know,North Korea actually did discover unicorns, we just don't believe it.
sarcasticravenclaw
If this post was true, it would never have lasted long enough for us to see it.
CyborgScribe
It's a fictional story posted to a reddit for horror fiction. How could it be a "troll"?
RhinestoneCowboy
Also the Air Force didn't exist "before and during WWII" It was established in the national security act of 1947
espressoandpostrock
There are a lot of things in here that are pretty inconsistent with something that someone "in the know" would actually say.
jimmycrkkorn
Right. Unfortunately as intriguing as it is, it is the internet. I've known not to take things at face value for awhile now.
espressoandpostrock
I got into it like, "oh this could be cool", but it just got too unreal.
SherMattLockSmith
This is 1000% a troll. I live near Edwards AFB in the Mojave, the military doesn't fucking hide engine tests, I hear them all the time.
Necromartian
But you might be a troll paid by the government to hide the truth about the Nexus and we wouldn't know!
SherMattLockSmith
Not to mention, the radiation you receive in flights is in flight, and non ionizing, it does not travel back to the airport, so being 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
2/2 An airport is in no way an excuse to hide localized radiation emissions at the airport proper.
NotNotDeadpool
I was iffy when he mentioned the air force existing prioor to ww2
SherMattLockSmith
Good catch! By that point in the story I was already skimming from knowing the absolute bullshit he was pushing before.
SherMattLockSmith
After that I stopped fucking reading, dude was pulling shit out of his ass left right and center, not a single bit of truth.
Purplegill10
They're not supposed to be true. If you go on the subreddit they have a rule to make sure they're fake stories
Gramples
Obviously he was pulling shit out of his ass, that's the point or /r/nosleep. They're stories.
SherMattLockSmith
Note, I do believe that area 51 is basically a distraction, but what is said above is just fucking bullshit filled jargon.
TechnicalDrift
It was actually a bit believable and very different from the usual nosleep, right up till hive 4 talk.
TheSecondPiewackit
First thing that tipped me off was "There's cameras everywhere." Anyone doing SCIF work knows there's no cameras except Secure telecoms.
SeanAker
"Nobody knows what anyone else does, so here's a detailed breakdown of what everyone else does."
MisterLemons
"We don't talk much, but apparently crack jokes and exchange social lives whilst snooping about the facility."
Isometimesupvotereposts
My disbelief climbed steadily then at hive 4 it shot through the roof. The whole thing is a little over done. Too many black helicopters.
boneappleteet
I agree. As long as it was kind of believable, I found it entertaining
Bootsy81
Yeah, it lost me at "Irish folk song".
27yoUGLYvirgin
The part about the radiation is just dumb though. Planes expose to radiation because of high altitude. Otherwise there is no radiation.
WaelFadi
Exactly!
DrKriegersClone
Yeah, it lost believability when the SCP Foundation type stuff started leaking in. Secret weapons test bunkers? Buy-able. Freaky twins? Nope
GankSinatra
They lost me at "military police".
mikethemac
We couldn't keep the fucker that shot bin laden quiet
sirbayer
I just wonder how many terminals this guy thinks are actually in McCarran. I think there's only four. Unless he means the individual docks?
sirbayer
Also, there's friggin' road tunnels under McCarran. Amongst other issues.
neatomagneto
Agreed. I hate when something promising goes off the deep end. Like Lost.
Shargan8
You can't tell me what I can't do!
Trumpcard814
But..but.. we have to go back, Kate.
johnvictor
1 It was the mention of a massive facility under the airport. Unless they dug it by hand and moved the dirt in their pants people would
johnvictor
2 have seen them moving in large excavation equipment and building materials. Something that scale isn't easy to hide.
diab64
They just teleported it all underground, duh!
VigorousButtstuff
Not to mention that whole "Let's dig out the ground underneath a very large airport on unstable terrain"
MisterLemons
It seems to cover a lot of bases too. 'You'll never hear me again' 'I don't know much' stuff. I want to believe, but it's all so convenient.
hesaidsarcastically
Yes, it is not believable at all. As a person that is not associated with government at all I say; downvote this to oblivion. Do your duty.
BADD0GGIE
I understood what you were trying to do.
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Soulsand
Woosh
BADD0GGIE
He was playing the role of government spook and trying to throw us off the scent.
RhoxStar
TL;DR: McCarran airport is the real A51. It's built like Racoon City. Super creepy stuff happens. OP can tell us all this because he's dying
AlexK44
I fucking love you
LadyWidebottom
Thank you, that was far too long for me to read right now.
theyar
Haven't people been saying this about the Denver airport for years?
SvenGold
Hell yes. Check out the creepy ass, taxpayer-funded end of days murals (I think they're gone now) and the giant blue, red-eyed horse statue!
yajmuas
To my knowledge having visited three years ago, one has been taken down and the other two are still up.
SvenGold
They left two of them up??? That's crazy. "This one is too insane. Those two are sweet. So is the demonic stallion."
PartTimeAndyDwyer
The real MVP
WhatAboutReefer
Tl;dr Area 51 is no here
cmoto
You da real MVP! Needed that.
UnPossibleMagician
I hope I don't make my deathwish one last shitpost. How many dead-people have had their post downvoted, I wonder.
LurkyMcLurksalot
auxek
Doot
houston33
Nerdygasm
"Area 51" is a real thing even though it's technically in Area 52. You can see the base from the hills outside of Vegas. I've been to them.
imwithcayde6andproud
And the other one is just a military airfield
Freakingdoomguy
Open secretly works for scp foundation and is throwing is off
DyDyPolarBear
"Probably black-ops stuff and how to survive thirty years in solitary confinement at a Siberian prison." Seems legit.
Thetas
Read half the story, got bored. Read TL;DR then read rest of story out of curiosity. Just read this TL;DR; It's accurate and will save time.
scottheduck
Well that carpet they're taking out of T1 probably has some really ancient, nasty shit living in it...
ILikeBladesAlot
Thank you.
blahblahblah22
Top secret info can't be released by the individual for 90 years with permission.
MediaMuerte
Dying and has no family to leverage so he has nothing to lose
avertyereyes
Was not disappointed. Thanks
Thefear1984
Lost me at "some dudes in the CIA"
NatBeAt
when you have nothing to live for why hold back? This all repeats if we fuck up anyways. Always has. always will till we get it right.
BARzero
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acbro6
Thanks for the tl;dr!
Fweezerker
Indeed!
kagebeastx
I came to thank him as well
Krzyf
TheArtFriend
SilentAitch
I wish I could upvote this more than once!
TheFeralDog
Which is bs sorry, but op is lying like a bitch
javer80
You're such a hero.
Pixelboyable
You do realize this is supposed to be fictional, right?
thehungriestandy
Okay life tip: if you're blowing the whistle on anything in and fashion, never EVER give away any information that could lead back to you.
thehungriestandy
Even if you're dying. The people you are outing can still control the way you pass and how long you suffer. Say *nothing* about yourself.
MB0228
lol like a username on imgur?
thehungriestandy
Leave. No. Trace.
thehungriestandy
You make that username something completely random. Make a fake email under a fake name and register your off-the-wall username from that
MB0228
until they hack imgur and find out who your isp is. they could do it easy peasy
thehungriestandy
That's why you don't your your computer; use one in a public place
thehungriestandy
I hope you know I'm only joking lol if you're whistleblowing the US government they're gonna know about it regardless of how careful you are
MB0228
I work cyber transport for the air force. it's easier than you think.
wattietoohottie
NLE;WTRM: give me more of this
TheOneAndOnlyTraceFace
what?
itsafeaturenotabug
Not long enough; where's the rest mate?
sillarra
He got found out.
LeonardKleinrock
Want to read more.
SIrEvilMustache
http://www.scp-wiki.net/ Basically more of that. A LOT more. Could probs spend years there.
ShutUpAndDrink
I want to believe
darnyoulikeasock
Saving this link
wattietoohottie
*tips fedora* *giggles nervously* thanks m'sirEvilMoustache *blow so much vape smoke*
SIrEvilMustache
https://imgur.com/l2sJi
IamGrrreen
valen00
probably dying from getting a CAT scan every 6 months.
MisterLemons
Thats the cover!
tenebrisangelus
Done on purpose.
JohnDillerman
That's where the story lost credibility with me. No medical professional would subject someone to "routine" CT with such frequency 1/2
JohnDillerman
and without specific indications. The amount of ionizing radiation to which one would be exposed in a single CT maxes him out for a year2/3
JohnDillerman
especially given the amount of background radiation the author claims in this fictional facility.
Baeloro
A quick Google search shows that there is no recommended limit for ct scans and they produce less than 20-70 mGy each far below the 1/2
JohnDillerman
And then I remembered it's r/nosleep, and they're all fake stories anyway. ¥\©