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He seriously talked about everything from golfing, his podcast (which he mentioned about 6 times), how awful the abrahamic religions are, how he knows the Bible better than anyone but how he thinks organized religion is shit, started talking about how there are quantom satellite arrays on the south pole, how the Mormons are nutso, etc.
Overall fun guy.
rolliefingers
"HAS A GLASS GUY" fucked me up.
keys79
The comments here about loneliness are right, but also beware. I know a guy exactly like this. A friend of a friend who invaded my personal AND professional space for years. He talks at you rather than talking with you. Every conversation is a wild ride of non sequiturs. He’s always into some new conspiracy or get-rich-quick scheme. He will definitely tell you he “has a glass guy” (spoiler, he doesn’t). He’ll promise to get your window fixed by the end of the week (spoiler, he won’t). Good luck.
AdamSmasha2pointO
Sorry, but you just got a new friend for life. That is unless you move. Keep us updated on the weirdness.
MerryXMan
What’s his podcast?
Wheee12
Neat! You found a friend! When ever the golfers break my solar panels they just run away...
Neednoggle
Sounds like an interesting fella
wraiththefourth
Fun guy? So are those little toys that go boing boing boing boing boing boing, right up until they explode.
RetrogradeLlama
Nothing about the upcoming penguin uprising?
weirdsmith
I think you're forgetting the first rule of Penguin Uprising Club.
NotThePoint
If you didn't stab him then you aren't officially friends yet.
IMPICKLERICK
Have to wait till after the window is fixed, I dont need broken glass AND blood on my driveway
Targe0
And that's why you stab them on their driveway. Then they have to clean it up. /s
NotThePoint
Luvlyquants
and now they know where you live and have an open entrance. Sleep well :)
pinkmilkyway
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbGUwdWFudXhjamd0NXZhMmQwYjFjcWd3bXBxczdueThjeGJtcWd1aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z/200w.mp4
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Well, they are my neighbor, so they always knew
REOJackwagon
Would be funny if the dude was so bored he hit the golf ball over on purpose
IMPICKLERICK
This is how you make friends as an adult male, through golfing
REOJackwagon
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHJ5ZzB4ZGg2cXNtYjd2bWtneHI3ZTIwNnJ1Nnc1aDRub2poOHRkeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AJWquSBOIusgwAOLtk/200w.webp I haven't played much golf, I'd probably lose friends that way instead
IMPICKLERICK
The key is to aim for property damage