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Seems at least one person at United HC realized maybe it's not the best idea to have a profile of potential next targets on public display. Lol.
Too bad the Internet doesn't forget. Who wants to take bets on which one is next?
hoehandleharry20500
Who posted this list of targets?
CatEyebrows
Fuck every single one of them. I hope they get whet they deserve
westPAguy
redsmerf
Anne Docimo. An MD that works for an insurance company.
Or as those of us actually doing healthcare call it, a fucking traitor.
o0Achilles0o
Thad? You need to go just because of your name.
SacrificialClam
Cmon, no need to make fun of people's names. That's almost as bad as making fun of the way they look.
Whowhywhatwhere
No, he's "sad" he just has a lisp
Futchm
CLO gave his approval on DDD
woodworkerf
#DDD
Tasselfoot
Lotta diversity in their leadership team.
FlavorIntensifies
A sea of greedy white cunts
CrisprCAS
Look, if the next CEO is less of an asshole maybe no one will kill him. Worth a shot, right? Oh, poor choice of words, sorry...
LumpPump
i wont have any faith in new CEO's till enough of the evil greedy ones are made an example of. need to do what that one king did and make a chair out of the skin of the old CEO so they know what the people will do to them if they choose greed over betterment
jesuisgur
Health insurance companies should only be allowed to be non-profit.
TacTheScribbler
That page still exists in the internet archive!
https://web.archive.org/web/20241204150029/https://www.uhc.com/about-us/leadership
CyberWizard252
There was a time when all companies knew not to post last names and photos of personnel online. Sheer arrogance to think that somehow they would now be immune to risks.
timlikesmusic
I feel that if you take the time to engrave bullets and might be planning to assassinate more worthy persons, you probably took the time to write yourself a list, or took a screenshot.
hoehandleharry20500
Keep in mind these are only the worst of the worst. These aren’t even the ‘no anesthesia for you’ murderers
JesusofMethlehem
bippityboppitybuttsex
Maybe they were worried more of their staff was gonna get deleted.
Bigblackdick69
ActionJohnnie
Pyrokneticbeavr
They deleted it? Oh no now it doesn't exist anymore and we'll never find it again, just like that picture of Beyonce.
Bunnies007
Ah, the hitlist. That's very kind of them.
Axiomatic13
Anne Docimo, MD is the real piece of work here? UH is making open and clear violations of the Hippocratic oath. She looks away.
Geogur
Let's not take bets on who's next. Let's do a kickstarter for it instead.
taez555
Man, unless you've been a student in public school the last 20+ years, I can't imagine being that scared of being a victim of gun violence.
LuIu
Or someone who might have to interact with a cop.
taez555
6 warning shots to the back.
necessity
Who would have thought a stack-ranked list of evilest people in the company that actively lets you and your loved ones die would have been a bad idea.
MissSiesta
Oh! A hit list!
... I mean a WISH LIST
KawaiiInari
Don't know what the problem is, they look alwhite to me.
thomn8r
It's not cops that are shooting them
KawaiiInari
LuvBugger
white on a white background is blinding!
Shapster
My thought would be Blue cross blue shield is next
SinisterSlaw
Thats a lot of big paychecks for people that don't really do anything except give work to others to do.
Akistos
I won't do anything so crass as betting. What I will do is hope that one was enough and we'll see a ripple effect of more compassionate corporate culture.
But then again, i've always been delusionally optimistic about stuff like this.
meowingintensifies
best we can hope for is that: Biden invokes the emergency powers, he stays president, and then he steps down for Kamala to take the office.
DukeSamuelVimes
I'm certainly hoping for a ripple effect, but a slightly different one from the one you're specifying...
Pulger
I hear they deny claims so that children produce more adrenochrome for harvesting.
CurbYourClassWar
AmbientPlatypus
Are we sure Boeing wasn't involved in some way?
vurcease
Probably the ones who supplied the space age super high resolution & frame rate security cameras that captured an 8-bit super mario brothers version of the events.
ShiftingPattern
Too much evidence in the open. Boeing's assassins are way more careful and less interested in making statements (carved shell casings).
SecondHandDeathWish
Imma start laser engraving bullets... I'm sure that's already a business but I'll undercut the price ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gotta put this laser engraver to use
Elonth
are you saying the shoot carved something into his bullet shells?
xaddak
https://apnews.com/article/unitedhealthcare-ceo-manhattan-shooting-death-7f6581ba6b0b520938d82c361e77a83c
ShiftingPattern
Yes. "Deny," "Defend," and "Depose" which most likely references this:
xaddak
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/united-healthcare-ceo-brian-thompson-shooting-bullets-words-written-on-them/
unremarkableasterisk
Lookit how happy they are to profit off of our sickness.
And, "Chief People Officer" is the stupidest corporate title in the history of ever.
Gingercatsarerockstars
Yep, we had one at our company. Head of our "People Team" riiighhhhtttttt
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
HR/PeopleOps is a necessary function, but boy is everyone in those roles just so fucking terrible and tone deaf.
daojones75
Actually, this one isn't quite as performative as people make it out to be. There has been a quiet movement for years to get people stop using the term "resources" when referring to "people". This is seen everywhere from project management to "HR" positions.
The reason for that is actually to encourage corporations to *stop* thinking of people as interchangeable, disposable commodities.
Is it working? Eh. Not so much. But the underlying idea was a good one.
CurbYourClassWar
Sounds like a made up joke title
cryptonat
Corpos find all kinds of way to devalue most employees and overvalue their 'leaders'. The naming of managers and their superiors as leaders is insulting to the word.
FirefighterCaboose
There's a large auto dealer group near me with a salaried position legitimately titled "Director of Customer Enthusiasm"
smurmurnova
Try "Chief Storyteller" as the stupidest corporate title.
Starbolt81
Bet it comes with a big fat annual salary, corner office and stock options.
trooperx
Our company tried to change Human Resources too. The selected "Human Capital" instead. Like that's supposed to be better?
k4y8hh2q282
Your soon to be President wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
Sooner70
Would you want to advertise yourself as the head of HR for an insurance company? Man, talk about the double whammy that would mark you.
AyatollahBahloni
Her business is to fire people and protect the company from lawsuits.
Hured
Wasn’t the CEO just fired (at)?
RedHedZed
That's a bit of an oversimplification, I think. Sometimes she plans pizza parties.
WeTheI
yep
jiujoujitsu
practical question: at what level are people considered evil and what level is "everyone has to work"? ok, executive level is obvious, so are call center employees. where is the line in between?
aRabidGerbil
I'd say, once you're responsible for making a judgement call, and use that power to put corporate profits above a person's life or health, you're doing something evil.
aRabidGerbil
More importantly though, I don't think there's much to be gained about asking whether people themselves are evil, because people are incredibly complex and are never that easy to define. It's far more productive to ask if someone is doing something evil.
Akistos
corporations have realized that "human resources" was super degrading so they decided to pretty up the name while keeping the SOP the same becuz "optics"
keystotheairlock
Maybe for blind idiots.
Akistos
well, they're corporations sooooooooo
RetrogradeLlama
We called it "InHuman Resources". Before that it was "Person-Hell'.
Override9636
"People Officer" sounds like a cop that specifically targets people...
keystotheairlock
Yeah, it's pretty redundant.
samwyze
Sounds like some sort of thing out of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
LuIu
So, a cop?