Oct 10, 2024 3:25 AM
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gaggedandgooped
Be careful where you put your load 👍
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Death on the loading docks
pravetz
Klaus is the patron saint of forklift drivers
SheepySleepySmuggler
Fortunately, there's no mention of "don't race forklifts around an empty warehouse on quiet weekend shifts". Because that's fun and only a problem if you crash your forklift...
snitchesgetkisses
No way! I used to work here!
SinfulDeviant
Nobody wearing correct PPE either.
dudehiemer
Remember Kids: Don't joust with forklifts. I know, kinda fucked up that I have to say that, but there's a reason I'm saying it.
distractedFreek
I legit thought the dry dock guy was bookin it because he did actually work there and didn't want to get caught fucking with the forklift.
Mansooratyale
Forklift and Furious?
HumpDAAY
Oh the perils.
StunttheRunt
Now do a barrel roll!
besn
Awmph
You don't tell me how to handle my loads
PutinGivingYouANeckMassage
I expected the first guy to do a flip with it..
discotheque42
I am actually forklift certified and I was always nervous with people around on the ground.
BigAdam
Person ; "Just gonna scoot behind you here"Operator ; "I will flip your fucking car if you come near me on this thing you bumble fuck"
I threatened to move a guy's BMW who double parked in our parking lot with this guy: https://images.app.goo.gl/7bzkr4QTWL45xBUw6
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
But all those asbestos pipes, noooooooo.
Clockworkdancerobot
Has no one learned from Klaus?
Turboslacker
apparently not
DarwinsWeasel
Ho ho ho not again Klaus! 🚑
gearsmith
GoodGuyGonzo
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TheRealDeconstructedDonaldDuck
gaggedandgooped
Be careful where you put your load 👍
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Death on the loading docks
pravetz
Klaus is the patron saint of forklift drivers
SheepySleepySmuggler
Fortunately, there's no mention of "don't race forklifts around an empty warehouse on quiet weekend shifts". Because that's fun and only a problem if you crash your forklift...
snitchesgetkisses
No way! I used to work here!
SinfulDeviant
Nobody wearing correct PPE either.
dudehiemer
Remember Kids: Don't joust with forklifts. I know, kinda fucked up that I have to say that, but there's a reason I'm saying it.
distractedFreek
I legit thought the dry dock guy was bookin it because he did actually work there and didn't want to get caught fucking with the forklift.
Mansooratyale
Forklift and Furious?
HumpDAAY
Oh the perils.
StunttheRunt
Now do a barrel roll!
besn
Awmph
You don't tell me how to handle my loads
PutinGivingYouANeckMassage
I expected the first guy to do a flip with it..
discotheque42
I am actually forklift certified and I was always nervous with people around on the ground.
BigAdam
Person ; "Just gonna scoot behind you here"
Operator ; "I will flip your fucking car if you come near me on this thing you bumble fuck"
discotheque42
I threatened to move a guy's BMW who double parked in our parking lot with this guy: https://images.app.goo.gl/7bzkr4QTWL45xBUw6
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
But all those asbestos pipes, noooooooo.
Clockworkdancerobot
Has no one learned from Klaus?
Turboslacker
Turboslacker
DarwinsWeasel
Ho ho ho not again Klaus! 🚑
gearsmith
GoodGuyGonzo
TheRealDeconstructedDonaldDuck