IMPICKLERICK
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May 22, 2026 2:11 AM
IMPICKLERICK
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Lilly tax
toolzgalore2
Holy shit, good luck!
themuffulettaisalsoaverygoodsandwich
Godspeed, my friend! Fingers crossed for Impicklerick's Disease!
haki23
Maybe they'll name it after you
Frostedjakes
What, in the chicken fried fuck, is going on at the bottom of these comments?
joepineapplesindrag
TheJuiceLoosener
I can't even believe this is a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRslzYZxC2I
jimhotep
Oof, sounds like you have a good team. I wish you all the luck in the world.
davesaint01930
I had a knee replacement that got infected. It was a grain bacteria. The same one that started the salem witch hysteria. My doc has no idea where it came from.
sadurdaynight
Hamdguns have a 100% chance of destroying bad bacteria, so you'll be fine. /xkcd reference
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
A lot of these sound like metal songs!
DubhIainn
"unknown growth" just means we haven't figured it out yet.
Wish you the best
FortifiedWhine
Pics or it didn't happen.
haki23
r/popping is that way --->
Arenlor
GG patient zero!
Argon14
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOXIxY3B5c28xYTd4NHdmeDJwcjlqYWR2ZzE5MGoxOGtnNWtqMWNxMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kBtp8iR154Hx6/200w.mp4
AlienJeffries81
I stepped in to stop a fight between my dog and my wife’s cat. That cat fucked me up
ThisIsAllYouCouldComeUpWith
I see you too are a man of cultures
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Underrated comment
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
GROWTH ON MY CULTURES”
baldbear
Oh no, not again!
Flareside
I hope they are in Greenland, it's really the only way to get us all
Grimmrog
one of those superamazing flash games that deserved to stay alive.
spinbutton3
Aliens?
AdrianDunne
Quick, to Madagascar!
CJAW
Not super surprising that Pickle Rick is patient zero
SacrificialClam
He obviously have a syringe filled with anti-dogbite serum
cokebot9000
Imp Ickler Ick
ClutterMonkey
Get well soon!
ClutterMonkey
On a side note, have you and Morty been to the Congo recently?
Noevilgifs
Unknown growth? Could be funval or even MRSA at this point
NaughtButOne
You're in good hands. I watched this one documentary that followed an infectious disease specialist, and he was very good. Almost no one died. How do you feel about mouse bites?
epicfail48
"Unknown growth on my cultures"
Look, imma be real with you OP, we need you to take one for the team here and walk into the incinerator, ive played enough plague inc to see how this plays out and this is not the fucking year
evilspock
On the plus side, same bite 250 years ago and you'd lose the leg if you were lucky. Your life if not. Modern medical care is a fucking miracle.
mjperk
Republicans are working to "fix" this as we speak.
Lampmonster
Imagine losing the leg and then dying anyway. Happened a lot.
ChazzK
"The good news is we stopped the spread of the infection from stepping on a random sharp thing in the forest."
Great!
"The bad news is the amputation site got infected because the doctor had been brought from an autopsy and didn't wash his hands."
Fynndango
You missed a chance to say, "on the pus side". Smh
evilspock
Eww
LockedAndKnotted
I'm guessing Lilly wasn't the biter.
PFMAz
Unfortunately they try not to name new diseases after people now ( negative stigma ), but we woulda loved the "IMPICKLERICK staphylococcus"... after enough time that the new pandemic would be considered funny.
doctorbocker
Aw sweet gonna get a disease named after you. Maybe even a bacterium!
Stringgeek
Hope you feel better soon dude.
Evenmoreuselessname
Dead Internet theory in action.
AtmaDarkwolf
lol that is some really low effort botting that it is almost admirable :D
kc2syk
downvoted and reported all. thank you.
porcinechoirmaster
"So on the bright side, you get to name it!"
Targe0
No the doctor gets the name it.
It might be named after them though.
MaybeIllDisappear
Damn, abscesses suck. I had one in my ass that formed a fistula. When it burst, there was pus everywhere. It required surgery to fix the fistula. I hope you have a quick and speedy recovery.
rbudrick
Ass, fisting, pus, what is happening here?
KAPTKipper
I'm going to regret this, but I'm going to google Fistula to confirm it is what I think it is.
KAPTKipper
damn
Druidhunter77
That damn is … very telling. I’m sorry for what you have witnessed
christophersouthworth
Currently in recovery from my fourth major outbreak and third surgery for a bacterial infection which formed abscesses (over the course of several years). Surgeon removed an area of scar tissue and possibly infected area roughly the size of an egg. Interior sutures uncounted, but exterior sutures itch like hell. They hopefully come out today. May your recovery be smooth, fast and painless.
GuyWithDog
How does this happen?
christophersouthworth
In my case, I think it was a staph infection. Nobody ever tested the bacteria, but it presented as staph. Nearly 1/3 of humans carry it on their skin. The infection causes a weepy sore after forming something akin to a pimple. The sore, if not treated correctly, burrows into the skin deeper and deeper. Antibiotics kill the infection, but traces remain inside, ready to reinfect. I had burrows 4cm deep in three locations radiating from the sore, infliltrating the muscle of my back.
BoobJiggle
I had an abscess in my perineum, the space between your legs, between genitals and anus), about as big around as a ballpark hot dog, and about half as long. One of the most painful things I've ever experienced, it finally burst while I was standing in a checkout line at Walmart.. that was a lot of blood, and definitely very ruined clothes.
The immediate pain relief was intense enough that I didn't really even care about the embarrassment at the time
subject6661
Something about fistula and ass want me to crack a joke, but i cant be bent over for one
khaoselement
...I am legit sorry I laughed at your ass fistula. But also thank you for starting my Friday off with a laugh.
MaybeIllDisappear
Okay, at the time it sucked, but yeah, it's pretty funny now.