Uuuum...

Aug 22, 2017 5:45 PM

Well.. This day just got a whole lot more interesting.

FP EDIT: Guys thanks a million for everything . I'm Sorry I didn't deliver Vault contents, honestly I assumed it was part of the demolition job (and we would get to finish the work) and I was sure we were gonna rip the room apart, little did anyone know what was there and now it's just going to stay as an in house job, no third party contractors.

surprising

safe

Hey look, you found a place to charge your phone...

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Whatever it is can't be too important the hinges are open to abuse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does that little piece of paper to the right side of the actual door say? Looks like "Please-" something

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I dont know if I can do this again

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This some Get Out and Don't Breathe bullshit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who just walls off a plug like that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Looks like one of those "Trading Spaces" deals

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably a cursed item inside.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can have a heaping pile of Go Fuck Yourself until you come back with the rest of this shit.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I feel like people have no regard for the rules anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jack, you in there? Kate were are you. I'm LOST jack please find me!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy has to be the worst person to be with.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You son of a bitch

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OPEN THAT SHIT ASAP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look, if you're going to post this kind of thing, you post the whole fucking album from beginning to end!

9 years ago | Likes 554 Dislikes 5

He was going to do this, but he opened the door first...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read the username

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Ah, you got me. Since the relative demise of anewbadlyphotoshoppedpictureofmuchaelceraeveryday, I've stopped checking usernames as often.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God Dammit... Does no one care about the RULES ANYMORE?!?!?!!!???!!!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Like, zoinks scoob! Looks like we got us a mystery!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love it when people just put drywalls over outlets or extent the outlet... idiots.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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What did that plaster board ever do you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please patch the wall before dad gets home.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's shopped.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dotty McDotFace

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

POST OPENING IT ON THE SAME POST YOU TWAT!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

He explained above why he can't :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yup just noticed the same. to bad. lovely username btw

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

careful not to breath in the Smug

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

google image search turned out negative, WE HAVE A RED ALERT PEOPLE!

9 years ago | Likes 367 Dislikes 5

red alert has been downgraded to BLUE BALLS WARNING :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddammed Communist Lerts!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks super photoshopped to me.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

thats cause you are a straightcockatoo.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stand down, OP mentioned in comments that he does not know, nor will not know the contents of safe.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Perhaps someone who is not a third party contractor is aware of Imgur and will post?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're saying he WILL know?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's a govt. Building they were escorted out after they found it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

double negative ftw!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We won't know what will be in the safe, the guy working there was escorted out once the government found out what they found.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

shieeet

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Apparently goverment job, once they found the safe, they were removed from premises.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

lol but he put a picture on the internet, nice Knowing you @OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yup. just noticed OPs response. very much to bad that we'll never know.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is how white people die in horror movies. Just sayin'.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

at least we make it close to the end

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My dog distracted me right after I read this so I was kicking it around in my head for a little while - I think it's actually rarer for

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4) joke based on anything but stand-up routines from the 90s? (This is all just curiosity - I never gave th gag much thought)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3) earlier he made it all the way through. The Thing - 1 of 2 guys left alive. Urban Legend, House on Haunted Hill - survives. -- Is this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2) black guys to die early. The Day of the Dead remake features a prominent black character dying first - but that's weird because 23 years

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shut, not again. What are the chances of op delivering this time?

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This is a Reddit thing, don't act like imgur started this shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

About 3.50%

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

About tree point fiddy cent..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ZERO

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SCP ?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SCP-1258

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've given you a number. you do the rest

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

human's martial arts book, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say it's a pretty safe bet.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We are not ready for another safe post...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

R2 says the chances of survival are 725... to one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100%

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The infamous safe did deliver, but the results were not satisfying. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/the-mystery-vault

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depend if you like your pizza frozen or not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just shut my pants

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

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https://youtu.be/AilThYULfCc

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i remember this. Poor Kmart, its shipping itself.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually I can tell you with sheer certainty that I won't deliver. This is a governmental building I'm working on. We got escorted out after

9 years ago | Likes 1641 Dislikes 13

Oh damm that's worse now i need to know gonna have to be on basis...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON TO BE WITH

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Better safe than sorry." - Security probably.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking el

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I can tell you there is no red tape. They use that way too often to keep locked up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, government building that they escorted you out, but they let you in with a personal electronic device?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DMV's are government buildings, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They wouldn't have escorted him out of the DMV just for what I see in that shot. That is the key qualifier.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of building? Military, logistical, research facility, etc?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure you are on a government watch list now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Add this to the post haha.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aliens

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uncle was a locksmith for the government, he would open the locks but never the door. He never once saw the contents of what he opened

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

User name perfectly apt.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the closure

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What building?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Arrrgh! Way to peak my interest then rip it away.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Pique

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Noted. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. It peeves me almost as much as "sneak peak" ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Snique pique?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why do you build me up, buttercup baby just to let me down and not show me around this mystery safe

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Man. I played this song while collecting every giddyup buttercup in fallout 4

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

.... an attempt was made

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A pretty good attempt :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of government building?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A front for the foundation

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's clas.... tax! it's a tax office, boring really, you'll be so bored.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We told them what we found behind the wall.. Sry guys..

9 years ago | Likes 1316 Dislikes 16

At least you told us

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What branch of the government?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHAT WAS IT

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i call bullshit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn. Ask those in charge later on and hope they they tell you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Booooo. Tease

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you at least flip the switch first?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is THEM???

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that was the last time OP was heard from again

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Username relevant. :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the lack of empty promises. +1

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Let me get in, let me get in now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's where they're hiding the declaration of independence.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So I work in DC. Pls tel me this was around DC

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this was around DC

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oooooo where?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something like this just happened in the Rhode Island state house, they opened it and it was empty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Redoing a SCIF room?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Probably not, if so, bringing a phone in and taking pictures is a big no no

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

If the room is empty, no files or storage, or it's being demolished or rebuilt it's still technically a SCIF it just has no sensitive docs

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You found a hidden compartment in a government building and were immediately escorted of the premises? This is some Nicolas Cage level shit.

9 years ago | Likes 860 Dislikes 2

More like escorted off the premises for making a big ass hole in the wall.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yup. This is good movie plot material.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tweet Donald. Make him think he is cool when he spills the beans. Challenge him somehow to make him tell.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP gonna die from a "Car accident" in few days....

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

RIP / f

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Overdose. Tragic how he hid his addiction from literally everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A double-headshot "suicide"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then decided to take a picture of said government property and post it online. Genius

9 years ago | Likes 339 Dislikes 1

Yup. Bye OP have a nice "accidental" plane crash.

9 years ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 0

Op won't be replying anymore due to bullet in skull.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

he ded

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We're gonna steal the declaration of independence ladies and gentlemen

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Queen will pay handsomely.

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well?

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