New evolutionary goal just dropped. Crabs can get in the sea

Aug 20, 2025 10:04 PM

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/aug/06/animals-evolving-anteaters-future-of-humanity?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

HA jokes on you, I already have a long sticky tongue and a taste for termites

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Goddamn paywall

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Damn can I be a pangolin? I wanna have scale armor and walk like a trex!

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Because insects makeup 60% of the world's biomass?

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🎶fat bottom ants make the rocking world go round

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Probably because there's a lot of ants.

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There's only, like, 20 quadrillion of them.

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35% of insect life, making up more biomass than all mammals.

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Like more than 12?

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Buddy there's at least like, 50

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Fuck

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51*

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