Repost because these perfectly describe my life

This is perfect because the fires here in Nor Cali knocked out the internet and cell service for 2 days. Never knew how dependent I was.

I cropped this one myself. You're welcome.

This looks like the quality screwed up during upload. I have dishonored my cow.

All the fucking time.

Whever a woman is remotely nice to me.

Perfect describes my post.