ProtectorOfDunwyn
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Per head, we're among the three richest nations in the world, but we're the only place in which politicians, keen to suck up, routinely describe the middle class as "battlers". Maybe we could re-write The Communist Manifesto: "Battlers of Australia, arise, you have nothing to lose but your house, wide-screen TV and three-car-garage."
carolinareaperapostle
Absolutely brilliant! Thanks for posting this.
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
In 40 years, I've never heard the expression "wearing bare feet".
nabagaca
Me neither, as a proud Aussie, barefoot is still almost always used by anyone I know
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Happy Australia Day from the US! Ya bunch of cunts.
ProtectorOfDunwyn
Senpai noticed me! (refer image #10)
ArcaneConjecture
All the Aussie women I've met have been intelligent, assertive, and confident. (But I've only met those who've chosen to come to the US).
deadeyedplasticdesktoy
So true about following rules though. Used to work on a cruise ship out of Sydney and we wouldn't even have to organize them. (1/3)
deadeyedplasticdesktoy
Australians just have a natural tendency to form lines and then apologize when its finally their turn for taking too long. (2/3)
deadeyedplasticdesktoy
I didn't have anything more to add, but I can't just let my numbered parentheses down (3/3)