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Cat tax
TaterDominator
But where's the cleavage?
Mxlespxles
hattbillies3
where the bikinis ?
ThePaintedWorld
The man in #7 got it right I'd be praying too
almagest9101
New fetish unlocked
Blutsaugher
Female dwarves are the coolest stuff I've seen in years, hope you keep 'em coming @op (the posts I mean)
SalmySwims
Yo, I know this one artist on deviantart who draws a lot of really cute and tough female dwarves, if you want more
SalmySwims
+1 And it's the same artist of one of the pieces in here
Blutsaugher
Oh cool, I'll check it out. I don't want them to be cute, I want them to be badass lol
SalmySwims
https://www.deviantart.com/cwalton73/gallery/
DaveC426913
But underneath all that leather and plating ... they're naked - right??
goodisunpopular
But how do we know they're female if we can't see cleavage?
TheSilverSeraph
Did you just assume their cleavage?
Baothghalach
Nothing sexier than protection
macdjord
+1 for no cleavage, boob windows, or chainmail bikinis.
Shadowcat13
Very nice, I much prefer this over the excessively exposed "armor" that's pretty much just a glorified bikini
RentedRedux
Actually impressed by the lack of platemail bikinis.
NecroTesticle
For me, it's the lack of high heels. Man, that bugs the ever loving crap out of me.
mormacil
Fun fact, high heels were invented for men, military cavalry to be exact. Better grip on stirrups. Obviously they're not that high.
BigFatWombat
Interesting take! I always thought less = higher armor class on the ladies.
jennym123
I loves me a good quality picture dump of a girls wearing practical non-sexy armor.
Jak8714
On the one hand, cool. On the other hand...
Jak8714
Whyyyy? Why must you take away the sexy? We needs it, we do! Gollum! Gollum!
JonSnowForKing
But why? we all know female bodies are impenetrable everywhere except their nipples and crouch
MithridateEupator
Confused I guess. If this is "female" armor, then why does it fully protect them?
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Remarkably realistic. So many fantasy armors (even ignoring the ridiculous female armors) would be impossible to move in much less fight in.
periwinklepanda
Or they have ridiculous hair. Pretty sure anyone with long hair would quickly realize how much of a pain & liability it is to have long hair
NobodyWorthThinkingAbout
Depends on the culture. Some cultures valued long hair, even among the warriors.
periwinklepanda
But they often had it pulled back or in a braid. Long lose hair while fighting means less viability and more things for other person to hold
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Which is why it is labeled fantasy.
Peliik
Colour me impressed, finally artists with some taste.
TrekTime
Reminds me of this classic. https://youtu.be/eSiiJ8uvc60
boodloop
Thank you for showing me a female dwarf, it’s the first time I’ve seen one. I’d be her seat cushion.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
I knew one in high school. I backed out on her as a date for prom because my just as short crush rejected. I was mistake!
clevernamestolen
There are two dwarves, #8 and #19, neither of which have beards.
eetsumkaus
sounds like they're not female dwarves then
LetheTheArtificer
#NotMyDwarf The real ones have beards according to Tolkien.
mormacil
Given that Tolkien didn't invent dwarfs his opinion doesn't carry much wait what a real dwarf is.
LetheTheArtificer
He invented the modern concept of Dwarves and Elves actually. Lighthearted ribbing over follicles aside.
mormacil
You mean master craftsmen who live in the earth created from either the earth or a primal being? With beards? Because that's all Germanic.
ThisGuyPostingThings
Unless they're part of radical sociological change, per Pratchett. I defer to Terry's take on dwarves, because they're nuanced.
LetheTheArtificer
That is a very wise observance and one I did overlook. Discworld was a literary treasure to me easily on the same level of LoTR enjoyment.
mormacil
boodloop
She could drink me under the table any day ?
SoraHjort
Real (fantasy) dwarf girls have long flowing beards. This one has clearly shaven! Thus, she might be a Squat.
Flodos
"Real fantasy"? Don't be a snob.
Kitterbean
Or she might live outside a stronghold, and decided to shave rather than being called "sir" constantly.
popsos
There beards are too thick to cut :/
Sarpedan
maybe she had an accident when brewing whiskey and got to close to the vats
Haiddon
I see elspeth tirel in #15
JaceArveduin
And I'm 80% sure the cat knight is one of the mtgGoldfish tokens.
DukeDarkwood
#5 KHOPESH! We have a khopesh sighting!
skavang
I love khopeshs, such a beautiful weapon.
DukeDarkwood
Mainly, I think they're neat just for bucking the trend of straight or simple-curve sword types. (See also shotels, which I only know exist
mormacil
Look up the urumi.
DukeDarkwood
Okay, what even... how does it... yeah, mind kinda blown here. Good one.
DukeDarkwood
because of Gundam Wing.)
gorillaClutch
jennym123
Where is this from? Asking for me.
Einstein9073
TheunseenUniversitystudnet8
foxnbox
Oh my god, that is perfection
AldebaranDeTauro88
Where Is this from? Asking for a friend
RedRoverRedRoverSendZombiesOnOver
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Thedirtyhood
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ArqAngel
My friend would like to know as well.
DukeDarkwood
I'm ashamed of both of you for not helping your friends out.
Thedirtyhood
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Thedirtyhood
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ArqAngel
My friend thanks you!
Sunmonster
sluglie
bailey jay, god damn, she may have a dick, i wouldnt care at all
GirlInABearCostume
goddamn i love that woman
TheVirginBoy
"woman"
LadyHowler
Einstein9073
username called it, damn son, you owned yourself