Aug 28, 2020 11:22 PM
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Tehdastehdas
Cat needs time to taste the smell. They usually try a bit after a few seconds of pondering.
uchihaTaker
Kitty prefer 100% of meat.. Not vegan crap.
SilverLuxray
He did want a bite :( cats lick their lips when stressed or hungry usually... i think i read somewhere..
DavidWong7
Can we just appreciate, that both, dog/cat people can look at this and say "this is why I love dogs/cats".
TheDreaded1
As a pancakeholic, I understand, doggo. I understand.
donorkort
"Aaaand a teeny, tiny kitty-sized stack for Sushi!"
DoctorMikeska
My mom constantly puts people food on a napkin for the dog, who eats the napkin, and she gets ? that he does. Bitch, really?
DMVanDarkholme
Dumb dog devouring whole napkin
frecklesaremyfetish
good job, cunt. dont expect mercy from me.
ImpeachAllInvolved
Guess the dog got his fiber for the day
ToastDNA
Obligate carnivour says no. Thing bread to be exactly as it is for millenia says nom
Sokonomi
Taurustrucker
?
NyQuilDaydream
My cat won't eat anything but his dry food, I mean anything! Fresh tuna, catnip, treats? Nope
Vengeraxe
I have 1 dog and 2 cats. In over 6 years now since the dog was added, the cats do this. And they get pissed when the dog eats the food.
RipOffTheBandAid
Looks like our kitty
ultradongle
You snooze you lose
xconstellation
LOL
RenaissanceFaireMan
Lol
I guess the kitty wanted a bite after all...
ILikeSmellingMyOwnFarts
Waistedspace
Napkin and all.
BoobyTraps
He ate them booones and all...
-SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR NAPKIN! -No mommy, I've had enough fiber today!
BabyRabits
Indeed, peel back the layers, - you’ll find rich philosophical nuggets: if you poop out a napkin, do you wipe or have you not already wiped?
wellthatescalatedquickly
My cats do the same thing. They’re curious as hell and come by for a sniff, then walk away.
Or they’ll watch me continue cooking/serving/making the thing.
crustaceansaremyhomeboys
So...my cat would have been in my face screaming for a pancake while it was still being cooked. She's a little carbivor
Anuglierlucyliu
My cat will eat ranch dressing, black coffee, and cheezits but not any form of meat or milk in a saucer.
KymberlyAnne
Ha! Carbivor. Nice
Aforaseem
Carbivore*
Shoot! I knew it didn't look right. Duh!
TheBestRussian
My cats love shit meat from shit takeout. They won’t eat good deli meat. They need Edo’s “beef” and pizza73 “ham.”
And if your Edo’s has great beef, I envy you; ours uses leftover rats and leg tendons apparently.
Sothatsano
One of ours will straight up murder you for a slice of bread. Former street/sewer cat.
cattywumpus
Sounds like my cat. Little trash goblin will snatch a slice of pizza out of your hands.
hugedandelion27
My cats the same, he will absolutely devour a donut but never likes his treats we give him lol
cessara
I've been waiting all my life for someone to come up with a word that identifies me. Today I identify as a Carbivore.
AeonsShadow
My first cats first solid food was pancakes. From then on she would scream at you until you gave the cat her pancake but WOULDN'T TOUCH IT-
UNTIL YOU PUT ON THE BUTTER AND SYRUP. if you put down a plain one she would be SO MAD she'd hit it and scream til you fixed it.
Muffyns
who the fuck eats pancake without syrup and butter you heathen
GhostsofAcid
Lots of Europeans not used to the fluffy pancakes of the US?
Also "Crepes"
Mistruths
...are you sure that cat wasn't just reincarnated?
Probably was. she was with me from 5-20 and she had VERY human quirks
OtherwiseInclined
Cats lack the capacity to taste sweetness. That's why they don't go for sweets. Dogs being omnivores do like sweets though.
MollyInanna
No chocolate though
CurbYourClassWar
Maybe that's why they're such sourpusses
Dogs will eat their shit. Sweet or not, ive seen this happen many times with many diffewrtn foods.
bananhammock
My dog only eats bunny poop. Dog poop? No. Deer poop? No. Bird poop? no. Bunny poop? FUCK YEAH GIMMIE THAT EXTRA LARGE CAVIAR.
365daysofwine
My cat is obsessed with pastries. Literally will attak someone who eats on in front of him
PrincessPicklebricks
It’s the fats they go for.
catamenia
It might be the butter, cats fricken love butter
Nippledeepinahorse
I had a cat that would steal salted crisps, (possibly chips to you non brits) but didn't like the Smokey bacon or roast chicken.
TaintedBakLashh
My cat loves HERRs salt and vinegar. Thats the most pungent and sour chips I can find here in the states. I love them. And so does my cat
LincolnMarkLT
Had a barn cat living at a place i lived 20some years ago that liked snacking on my bbq nachos
probationaryperiod
They like fat, but maybe not artificial bacon or other artificial flavors.
MoreButterForMyHam
My cat's favorite snacks were pretzels, and cheez-its
Oh his favourite snack of all time was half a sparrow. Only ever the top half, left the legs and tail for me to deal with. Little bastard/
Was evil, but I miss him all the same
scradampoop
There's gonna be a napkin in that dog's poop. ^_^
iCanOrderPepperoniPizza
At least it’s not a bologna string.
tugboatcaptain
It's really fun when it's a paper towel that gets stuck halfway out and you gotta like grab it and pull it out omg
rjrcwalker8
There is going to be a lot of poop on that napkin
TheRicM
Poopkin
Crapkin
Fantastic. This comment deserves a classic "The Rock Clapping" gif, one of the highest response gifs
clutchthepearls
X doubt
SoupCanMan
Paper is 99 % fiber. A dog is not a ruminant animal. Paper comes out the other end. Source: owing dogs for 20 years.
Lol, it's a couple napkins, not copy paper. There's not gonna be "a napkin in that dogs poop" simply because it's not a cow.
elinveronicap
So many things come out the other end. Right now: lingonberries. Bright red dots in black/blue poop (blueberries). Not horrifying at all.
Tehdastehdas
Cat needs time to taste the smell. They usually try a bit after a few seconds of pondering.
uchihaTaker
Kitty prefer 100% of meat.. Not vegan crap.
SilverLuxray
He did want a bite :( cats lick their lips when stressed or hungry usually... i think i read somewhere..
DavidWong7
Can we just appreciate, that both, dog/cat people can look at this and say "this is why I love dogs/cats".
TheDreaded1
As a pancakeholic, I understand, doggo. I understand.
donorkort
"Aaaand a teeny, tiny kitty-sized stack for Sushi!"
DoctorMikeska
My mom constantly puts people food on a napkin for the dog, who eats the napkin, and she gets ? that he does. Bitch, really?
DMVanDarkholme
Dumb dog devouring whole napkin
frecklesaremyfetish
good job, cunt. dont expect mercy from me.
ImpeachAllInvolved
Guess the dog got his fiber for the day
ToastDNA
Obligate carnivour says no. Thing bread to be exactly as it is for millenia says nom
Sokonomi
Taurustrucker
?
NyQuilDaydream
My cat won't eat anything but his dry food, I mean anything! Fresh tuna, catnip, treats? Nope
Vengeraxe
I have 1 dog and 2 cats. In over 6 years now since the dog was added, the cats do this. And they get pissed when the dog eats the food.
RipOffTheBandAid
Looks like our kitty
ultradongle
You snooze you lose
xconstellation
LOL
RenaissanceFaireMan
ArtSparkle
Lol
RenaissanceFaireMan
I guess the kitty wanted a bite after all...
ILikeSmellingMyOwnFarts
Waistedspace
Napkin and all.
BoobyTraps
He ate them booones and all...
ToastDNA
-SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR NAPKIN! -No mommy, I've had enough fiber today!
BabyRabits
Indeed, peel back the layers, - you’ll find rich philosophical nuggets: if you poop out a napkin, do you wipe or have you not already wiped?
wellthatescalatedquickly
My cats do the same thing. They’re curious as hell and come by for a sniff, then walk away.
wellthatescalatedquickly
Or they’ll watch me continue cooking/serving/making the thing.
crustaceansaremyhomeboys
So...my cat would have been in my face screaming for a pancake while it was still being cooked. She's a little carbivor
Anuglierlucyliu
My cat will eat ranch dressing, black coffee, and cheezits but not any form of meat or milk in a saucer.
KymberlyAnne
Ha! Carbivor. Nice
Aforaseem
Carbivore*
crustaceansaremyhomeboys
Shoot! I knew it didn't look right. Duh!
TheBestRussian
My cats love shit meat from shit takeout. They won’t eat good deli meat. They need Edo’s “beef” and pizza73 “ham.”
TheBestRussian
And if your Edo’s has great beef, I envy you; ours uses leftover rats and leg tendons apparently.
Sothatsano
One of ours will straight up murder you for a slice of bread. Former street/sewer cat.
cattywumpus
Sounds like my cat. Little trash goblin will snatch a slice of pizza out of your hands.
hugedandelion27
My cats the same, he will absolutely devour a donut but never likes his treats we give him lol
cessara
I've been waiting all my life for someone to come up with a word that identifies me. Today I identify as a Carbivore.
AeonsShadow
My first cats first solid food was pancakes. From then on she would scream at you until you gave the cat her pancake but WOULDN'T TOUCH IT-
AeonsShadow
UNTIL YOU PUT ON THE BUTTER AND SYRUP. if you put down a plain one she would be SO MAD she'd hit it and scream til you fixed it.
Muffyns
who the fuck eats pancake without syrup and butter you heathen
GhostsofAcid
Lots of Europeans not used to the fluffy pancakes of the US?
GhostsofAcid
Also "Crepes"
Mistruths
...are you sure that cat wasn't just reincarnated?
AeonsShadow
Probably was. she was with me from 5-20 and she had VERY human quirks
OtherwiseInclined
Cats lack the capacity to taste sweetness. That's why they don't go for sweets. Dogs being omnivores do like sweets though.
MollyInanna
No chocolate though
CurbYourClassWar
Maybe that's why they're such sourpusses
Vengeraxe
Dogs will eat their shit. Sweet or not, ive seen this happen many times with many diffewrtn foods.
bananhammock
My dog only eats bunny poop. Dog poop? No. Deer poop? No. Bird poop? no. Bunny poop? FUCK YEAH GIMMIE THAT EXTRA LARGE CAVIAR.
365daysofwine
My cat is obsessed with pastries. Literally will attak someone who eats on in front of him
PrincessPicklebricks
It’s the fats they go for.
catamenia
It might be the butter, cats fricken love butter
Nippledeepinahorse
I had a cat that would steal salted crisps, (possibly chips to you non brits) but didn't like the Smokey bacon or roast chicken.
TaintedBakLashh
My cat loves HERRs salt and vinegar. Thats the most pungent and sour chips I can find here in the states. I love them. And so does my cat
LincolnMarkLT
Had a barn cat living at a place i lived 20some years ago that liked snacking on my bbq nachos
probationaryperiod
They like fat, but maybe not artificial bacon or other artificial flavors.
MoreButterForMyHam
My cat's favorite snacks were pretzels, and cheez-its
Nippledeepinahorse
Oh his favourite snack of all time was half a sparrow. Only ever the top half, left the legs and tail for me to deal with. Little bastard/
Nippledeepinahorse
Was evil, but I miss him all the same
scradampoop
There's gonna be a napkin in that dog's poop. ^_^
iCanOrderPepperoniPizza
At least it’s not a bologna string.
tugboatcaptain
It's really fun when it's a paper towel that gets stuck halfway out and you gotta like grab it and pull it out omg
rjrcwalker8
There is going to be a lot of poop on that napkin
TheRicM
Poopkin
LincolnMarkLT
Crapkin
TheRicM
Fantastic. This comment deserves a classic "The Rock Clapping" gif, one of the highest response gifs
clutchthepearls
X doubt
SoupCanMan
Paper is 99 % fiber. A dog is not a ruminant animal. Paper comes out the other end. Source: owing dogs for 20 years.
clutchthepearls
Lol, it's a couple napkins, not copy paper. There's not gonna be "a napkin in that dogs poop" simply because it's not a cow.
elinveronicap
So many things come out the other end. Right now: lingonberries. Bright red dots in black/blue poop (blueberries). Not horrifying at all.