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Split action
That wood
Oct 13, 2015 7:12 AM
GoodBit
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That wood
Jaymezians
I used to work one of these. It's really fucking cool at first, but then you get used to it and it's just like, "Split faster asshole!"
mynameisntfuckingwarren
Oh that's goooooood
senorbungholio
please stop. I can only get so erect
howbloodydareyou
This satisfies me so much
Nick
Hnnnngg
Aldryic
Where's the fun in that?
SquidRad
Her reaction when losing the V card
twothousandtimesfourpluseight
Here's some OC cutting. Sorry, potato
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DoubleBluff
Put......put your dick in it..
thisiswhythatsattractive
We are not accustomed to seeing wood split so slowly
LiteCow
As someone who thoroughly enjoys using a maul to split well cut wood, HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
LizzyTheEdgy
Slower you slut
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
HOT 4 WAY ACTION!
solocupknupp
Faster you prude
ItsRudi
This satisfies
WholeFoodsIsCorporate
Stuff like this gives me wood.
usernamedjoe
i split wood to heat my house and that only works on a certain sized logs.
TheAntiVaxer
I was thinking the same thing. Put a red oak log on there and you end up with four pieces still too big to fit in a fireplace.
JossWhedonsGhost
Imagine if you put a head in there.
JohnnieRedNeatDoIt
reminds me of my cystoscopy
CorneeWolters
Got my finger in one of those 2 weeks ago , my nail dissapeared
missladymondegreen
omg, that is sexy.
LukeWarmIgnition
Sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf7XRJI8rbo
PitusasBoy
put... put it in your penis
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
that is impressive... (I really feel like there is a penis joke in her somewhere)
ValenziVirus
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're brave enough
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Amythyst
Yeah! So take this log and shove it up your- wait, you meant the splitter? Oops.
sabienkaine
"Don't put up your arse what you can't fit in your mouth" - Mothers everywhere
IDoNotBelieveYou
They don't call me Jimmy Big Mouth for nothin.
sabienkaine
I doubt it's for putting phallic objects in your mouth though
boberan
Hell nah aint brave enough for that.
Geenious
Split me open
MarylandViking
I can hear the peeling crackle
amb1
This is sooo right.
HauteChocolate
Is this Canadian?
Swift2568
Step aside hipster, let the engineer have a go.
TallLightnHandsome
This takes all the fun out of it!
four2
True dat. Also, if you for some reason need to machinize the process, that looks like an awfully ineffective way.
Themegaladon
I agree, splitting wood is quite exhilarating
Akdj
Exactly. Now how am I supposed to arouse my girlfriend by being all manly with an axe?
BeardedViking
By pushing the splitter down yourself, without the use of a machine. ;)
TheLarrikin
With your nads.
TallLightnHandsome
while maintaining eye contact to establish dominance??
anitabieror6
ah! id like to get one of these for my dad. I bet theyre like a zillion jillion dollars though. Im amazed its so glidey and not more punchy
Himser
Myn was 22,000. Cuts and splits 3cord per hour tho. Quite nice.
grambonator
$700 for a gas-powered hydraulic splitter at harbor freight. Splitters are worth every penny, though.
anitabieror6
oh that's not so bad. I was thinkin more in the $1500 range. 700 is still more than I got though lol
pugofstardock
My parents lend one once a year from their wood owners association. Its like 20€ for a week for members.
grambonator
If only need it once in a while, just rent one for a day or two. My parents chopped down ~15 trees so it made sense to purchase one.
AceofShades
A good one what has enough power for twisted and knotty wood will start around $1200. They can go up to 5000+ for self loading
grambonator
I tend to agree, though the HF splitter has good reviews so I'm kind of curious.
AceofShades
I just spent like 2 hours watching and reading about this splitter. I'm REALLY tempted to buy one now
AceofShades
So am I. I need a splitter and I really don't want to pay that much
TheLarrikin
MORE! This gif is inexcusably short.
rollingdashacredotcom
I agree. I want to see this thing in action
gracilouten
I. Can't. Stop. Watching.
OnceUponATimeThereWasAPlaceWhereYouCouldHaveAReallyLongName
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf7XRJI8rbo
ItHertz
You see ivan
NikoLetsGoBowling
That last one is the best piece of machinery I have ever seen..... props for finding and giving the sauce.
OnceUponATimeThereWasAPlaceWhereYouCouldHaveAReallyLongName
"created from www.youtube.com with Imgur's Video to GIF" You just press www.youtube.com and it'll send you right over there.
OnceUponATimeThereWasAPlaceWhereYouCouldHaveAReallyLongName
Just a hint, on the top of the page, under the title, there's a little play icon. IF you click that, it says (1/2)
NikoLetsGoBowling
Good to know, never noticed that before.