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Don's know if repost, but makes me laugh every. single. stinkin. time.
Jan 3, 2013 12:59 AM
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leprecronic
butthole must sparkle
ipickmynose
Oh, the onions!
pooper224
I've never wanted to cry from laughter and sadness at the same time.
IAMTHEBATDAD
If your dog thinks you are the best, you shouldn't seek a second opinion.
meluvgeckos
This needs to be immediately after the life story of the 86-year-old man until the end of time.
goodnamestaken
And from this I gather that my neighbor hates me because his dog likes me?
originall
Lost it at "love that guy"
abnormalXbliss
I cry every time I read this comic. My lab is 10 and I fear his demise is soon. :( I want him to be with me forever.
TheImgurGrammarCorrector
I cried. Ugh. Feels.
yellowpantstime
Where did the dog get frozen cat poop from?
jaypeg
from winter
XamarlVarax
Lost my shit at "FUCK YOU HONDA!"
ThanksForReadingThis
Wish I could upvote more than once :c
Anathema713
Staring into a cat's eyes presents no danger? I beg to differ.
AfternoonWalsh
Credit to The Oatmeal, great website. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox
mirdreams
I agree, but please note that they did leave the credit intact.
hazel0711
I finally created an account just to comment and upvote, this is excellent!
Mmalice
D: The Feels...
nobodyknowsimadog
I absolutely adore this. Long live Rambo and my little fluff ball, Banting.
chemistrytyrant
Long Live Rambo
leprecronic
may his butthole ever sparkle
LrrrOfOmicronPersei8
amazing.
4of8bros
Proof why dogs are better than cats.
rockxlight
Cats can be beards. Your argument is invalid.
itsNOSAJ
One man centipede?
IKnowImADogOnTheInternet
Finally...some serious upvotes for dog owners and dog ownership! +1 anything from The Oatmeal!
thefreshestcereal
Not repost, just The Oatmeal.
NickRivieraMD
It's an nth time repost, but that's ok.
andihateyouall
My first time seeing it. It's new to me.
MarshallPlexi
I love my dog
rasmu611
Me too :) http://imgur.com/gtywP
Lumpy1Space2Princess3
cute pup!
jesterthetracuer
as a cat owner (awesome cat btw). i wish i had a dog
freakybutsane
Don't let your cat know O___O hahaha, just kiddin' (not really)
thereoncewasamanfromnantucket
get a puppy - your cat will love beating it up
area42
got 5 cats and just got a dog a few months ago. some like her some just tolerate, but one is the dogs' best buddy. You never know ...
nation543
get a tiny dog, it'll think that it can best the biggest of any animal.
jesterthetracuer
my dad is allergic to dogs:( but one day i'll own a german shepard and a pitt bull
Freestuyl
Pretty sure my Yorkshire terrier will attempt (emphasis on attempt) to kill a horse, given the chance.
oneeyedonehornedpurpleflyingpeopleeater
How does it make you laugh every time if you didn't already know it was a repost
Lumpy1Space2Princess3
because i actually go to other websites sometimes...WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT RIGHT!?!
CaptainFoxy
As a dog owner, I will never downvote this.
kRnpanda
as a person that owns neither a dog or cat, nor will I.
straylnao
As a cat lover, I won't either.
NOTAnAdminOfThisWebsite
I'd rather identify... as the dog says, "the friendbeast". How would I present myself as, to other humans, though? an dogfriend? That'll do.
bradleyk
Haha. That's funny. Tha-- Where the hell did these chopped onions come from?
straylnao
Shh, they're carrots.
iRecommendBooks
I was doing ok until the very end, and now I'm sobbing.
jess22noel
Its okay, we all are.
ifavouriteyourpets
Well. . . This was amazing! The feels!!! THE LAUGHS!!!!! My dog died last week :( 16yo Collie!
freakybutsane
Hugs for you :)
kenporusty
*hugs* I know the feels. We had to put the family dog down a few weeks before Christmas. :(
jbdo
Sorry to hear that you lost your Collie.
naera
Aww, so sorry. I know the feel :(( I had a collie-mix.
ifavouriteyourpets
Playful and as loving as you can ever imagine!! She will be missed, but she lived a full happy life :) Thanks!!
coffeeBot
Aw, I'm sorry.
CowsGoMooALot
Aww, sorry for your loss. It's crazy how they become part of the family.
ifavouriteyourpets
It is crazy. She was a great dog thankyou :) Indeed the fam misses her very much. But she died very old and happy :)
CowsGoMooALot
aww, animals have such unique personalities, too. You just can't replace them. Hopefully you have another awesome dog in the future :)
Lumpy1Space2Princess3
well i hope this makes you feel better it would make me feel good. Mourn your friend then in his/her honor adopt one in need
ifavouriteyourpets
Thankyou! She was a great family dog :) As soon as I have the means it will be done, you can bet on that.
haveyoumetit
Sorry to hear that. Had to put my dog down a few years back, but I have a new one and he's my best friend, I love him! You'll feel better!
Lumpy1Space2Princess3
please update!
TheseWereWhiteWhenIBoughtThem
I just lost my nine-year-old last night, I'm sorry for your loss. =(
ifavouriteyourpets
Likewise. And thanks. Such an empty house without them :( Hope the memories are good ones :)
TheseWereWhiteWhenIBoughtThem
They most certainly are. =) I hope your memories are good too.
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
My dog knew everyone in my family by name. You could ask her where anyone was, and she'd go and find the right person.
JordaniusSmutcat
Dogs are smart. Wish I had a dog instead of this shitty cat who doesn't do anything but sleep. Quite literally. ;~;
theseventhateightnine
My dog didn't know anybody's name...Barely knew his own name, we were cool with that.
LiTMac
Mine thinks my name means "food"....
yuyufan43
Oh yeah?! Well my cat knows me when I shake treats!.... wait.... that's not so special. ....... fucking cat. :'<
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
Haha! Our cats have that in common.
SuchDoge
My dog does that as well, but he's developed one huge attraction to my brother, and we just don't know why. He guards him with his life
Steve1990
This dog know's thousands of names!!!!http://m.popsci.com/science/article/2010-12/video-smartest-dog-ever-can-pick-out-1022-toys-name
MundaneMurdoch
Awesome
weaselbee
Mine does this as well. Even when they are on another level of the house.
LemonicDemonade
My sister has a chihuahua,and whenever you say "Where's grandpa?!" He runs around in circles, and jumps on my dads lap. "YOU found him!!!"
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
I really want a longhaired Chihuahua, they're pretty cool wee dogs.
shootxthexmessenger
Mine does that too. He even knows the other pet's names.
CouldntComeUpWithACreativeUsername
AS did mine. God I miss him...
askeptikalhippo
My pooch died a year and a half ago. She was my best friend. I swore I'd never get another one. NO one could replace her. (1)
askeptikalhippo
A year ago I went out on a limb and adopted a puppy but felt I could never love him as deeply. I was so incredibly wrong. Dogs are awesome.
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
xox Dogs have a special place in the family. As do any pets. I miss my wee girl, too.
ILikePenguinsMoreThanYouWithYourUsernameILikePenguins
Okay Jeffy, where's Bin Laden?
ahleron
Dead.
ILikePenguinsMoreThanYouWithYourUsernameILikePenguins
Guys, I'm not stupid! :D Was just referring to the comic http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=34373100
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
He's not really a problem anymore...
thisnamesucks
He's dead, Mr. President ;)
Chronomechanist
I have two. One can do this. The other stares at the wall for an hour and a half when you call him.
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
Naww... sounds... endearing :)
Chronomechanist
He is. We love him, despite him being thick as two short planks.
JasonDeruloo
Mine play hide and seek, close enough :(, they are the seekers of course.
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
... We had to hide from her too, though.
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
EEEE! Mine did that, too! She'd hide in long grass a few yards away and wait for us to catch up, then she'd jump out at us. Best. Dog. Ever.
Luvvie
I had a puppy that did played hide and seek, but he died at 4 months because my neighbor poisoned him. Saddest day ever.
JasonDeruloo
Cruel neighbors...
TheDoctorDances
some people do horrible things... sorry for your loss