Couldhavebeenanarrowtotheknee

Wasn’t really paying attention and doing more important things like playing elder rings… in Charlie Brown fasion there was some muted mutterings from the Significant other. As I avoided death by kobold, an automatic response left my lips “ ya, course babe”… all was well… or at least that’s what i though. The distraction left my peripherals and i continued my journey into the crypt. Out of nowhere… BAM!!! Last thing i remember was the glint of mixing bowl before the colored stars peppered my vision.

When I came to…bleary eyed and foggy. I noticed a strange tingling sensation as the cool breeze touched my cheek. The sound came back and I heard a voice that gave me a fright…

“Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy”

… my new adventure has begun!