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https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgy9zk/san-antonio-police-fired-poop-sandwich-homeless
Dec 20, 2022 1:06 AM
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https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgy9zk/san-antonio-police-fired-poop-sandwich-homeless
Mr21782Man
Don't worry, he'll be fired from the department that hires him next week too.
allthenamesaregone
To protect and serve dogshit.
SisterMidnight
ilovedogknots
Now only give him shit sandwiches to eat while he’s in prison
gonadogrady
Check this man’s yard and crawl space for hitchhiker and prostitute skeletons.
DAoE
Check his browser and dating history. I'm seeing a lot of misuse of feces against people who did not agree to that, here.
WynnCreek
If he kills a hitchhiking prostitute does it count as 2 ?
gonadogrady
During regular league play, yes. But not in the off season.
Thresholdpush
Dude looks like he eats children.
DarkHollowDulcimers
MNTICRE
"Qualified Immunity"
staceyjorgenson31415
thespaceneedle
“We weren’t fully aware” bullshit, you just didn’t care and don’t think it’s a problem. Might even be a resume enhancer for them.
Rylexthegreat661
ACAB
fractalsphere
How the hell can you appeal a firing for FOUR YEARS? Time to break up the police unions. Fuck that shit.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Make the police unions financially responsible for paying out penalties against officer actions.
nemesisx00
Yeah, they already said time to break up the police unions. No need to repeat it.
msd3k
Proper directions: Repeat as necessary until desired result.
gonadogrady
I had a background check for a that found an drinking conviction from when I was 16 but nothing popped up when they checked this guy out.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
I guarantee this motherfucker has worse crimes that he's hiding.
GodlessLib
Was thinking same.
spiderjohn36
"Luckhurst decided to commit the second act after seeing pictures of actors like Ryan Gosling and Dwayne Johnson on the bathroom walls [1/2]
spiderjohn36
and assumed that the images were a dig at him and his male colleagues for not being as muscular or handsome as them..." [2/2]
spiderjohn36
Such a fucking insecure "alpha male" asshole.
kozzillakilla
This is the exact quote I was going to copy. What a fucking psycho.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
This is cruelty personified.
somebodythatyouusetoknow
And he'll just move and get hired as a cop somewhere else....
Fargus57
Here, they wind up getting rehired as school district cops. Same pay,but they get to bully/harass children instead. It's awful.
1morebanforafreeshake
SignedEpsteinsMother
Yoink!
Armyguy8382
This is an excellent gif. Will be very useful. Thanks.
coothlesscthulhu
Polymathena
Eyes of a Sociopath, so your average cop.
dudeloveall
*American cop
UggItsThatKid24
I sware to God every guy that looks like this is a dick head.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
"Again?" So the police fired him and rehired him? Fuck the police. ACAB.
SerpentGundam
He was fired from San Antonio and then hired in Floresville. Not the same department at least but still...
StSword1
He probably moved to a different precinct. There's not much effort to stop criminal or incompetent cops from just getting another job.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Fair explanation. Same response.
JorgeLourenco
What a piece of shit.
trippingthelightfantastic
Chalybos
Bad apple, right?
DrShrimpPuertoRico85
AGAIN?!?!
Trelis
Rehiring a cop should put his new problem on the new employer.
PapaSez
It is harder to become a security guard in Canada than it is to become an American cop.
thewhalephant
Hired by another department in a different city but fired again after public outcry.
Sleepsintrees
Yeah, I mean I’m disgusted but……AGAIN?
TakuanSoho
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Don’t worry, the first time wasn’t for feeding someone shit, it was probably for an extrajudicial killing of a minority.
theflavorsavor
You don’t get fired for that.
Asadsadsadclown
Why would the fire someone that just earned a promotion to union rep?
shinagami091
He will just go to the next county over and get a job. Great thing about Texas, there’s plenty of counties
JackingMeHoff
No arrest? No fine? Bad cops get off too easy,
bspurgeon5150
Why not just beat his hateful ass?
RetrogradeLlama
Some cop with a profitable side gig that leverages off his position as a cop will hire him to work for his company... while he sues again.
SteveMND
God damn it, San Antonio, didn't you used to be one of the reasonably decent cities as far as Texas went?
TI99Kitty
He wasn't rehired by SA. He got hired in Floresville.
BenderSaysNeat
Yeah getting fired is a good start. The next step is a brick to the face. Somebody give this guy a good bricking.
DaveSamsonite
Christian Love
codycg
I mean he gave the homeless guy a brick so why not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SecondSince
I'd like to add some baseball bats to the knees please!
ItWasASickOstrich
Itsonporpoise
I’d rather just see him be homeless and the homeless guy get some real food, shelter, and assistance.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
I like to tell Christians this a lot too. Turn the other cheek and all that, but even the bible says sometimes you have to stone a fucker.
ralmar414
Use this
Thehatewizard
I like you, you are a good person. We should throw rocks at corrupt politicians and cops together
DrunkInRlyeh
Behind the Bastards fan?
RedArchon
A brick sandwich
thatwoodguy
As Douglas Adams once put it, that man has a very brickable smile.
hotrodny
Forced psychological eval
Citizen0
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Schtubby
Armyguy8382
No. That is too fast. Build a brick shithouse around him. At the world's biggest chilli cookoff where someone spikes all of it with Exlax
hogeyegrex
For poetic justice, it should be chili night at the homeless shelter.
Armyguy8382
Chilli cookoffs give out free samples.
Norwegurian
Y’all be out here sounding like Jim Lahey (RIP) and I’m totally agreeing with you, shit-brick him
EnderKing567
This right here is the true ending. Gotta find all the secret bean cans to unlock it.
shakedownblues
He does have a very punchable face...
hogeyegrex
Backpfeifengesicht. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Backpfeifengesicht
IDoPictureStuff
* brickable
enamelplants
*shite-able
maybehedidnt
Robert Evans would approve this course of action.
Frogapus
You know who else would approve of this course of action?
Hazza646
The products and/or services that support his podcast?
sirfluffymcdog
Sounds like someone needs to move to the great lakes.
Javin12345
*Ad break music plays*
ArmathyAndTheUnfinishedBusiness2
Gave the homeless person a shit sandwhich to throw away not to eat. Yea thats believable. Sounds like a child when you catch them red handed
TI99Kitty
Sounds like my friend's brother (who was in his 30s at the time) when he got busted by us for eating his boogers. He claimed he just put >
TI99Kitty
them in his mouth to soften them up before flinging them.
ArmathyAndTheUnfinishedBusiness2
Gross haha. Ive never understood why people put them in their mouths. Why do they wanna eat them?