If you're not going to secure them such at a bird with a brain (granted Crows are in the running for smartest critters around) can just yeet them off the ledge, you deserve the tire damage this can cause.
Yeah, unless the crow had to unscrew bolts on all of them or is using something as a lever, im more impressed by the shoddiness of the installation. Crows are smart, but theyre still like a one pound bird, theyre not that strong. Zip ties? Small zip ties?
MeowWoof
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ourari
Lepercake
Fuck yes.
justplainvanilla
PerkyPervertedPet
Now they are anti-tire spikes.
rolliefingers
The crows will eventually begin constructing and applying road spikes.
cyno01
...better watch out.
ireallydontthinkso
DdCno1
For the ultimate in nest-defense, call 1-800-CROW!
mariusvandeventer
He passed his Corvid Test
annonymouse211
Good.
AyatollahBahloni
Fuck these spikes in particular.
spontaneous9
fuck this thing in particular
NR97420
A pigeon would have used them as nests
TMMay
Its why I love Corvids
machmach
abacab87
He's just trying to keep the homeless from sleeping on the street.
lionelhutzesq
Become ungovernable
goflyblind
nelllybellly1
Too bad building manager wasn't walking below at the time.
michiyl
Yeah, well, if they're not secured in any way, that's going to happen eventually
ArcUlfr
They were glued, I think.
cyno01
Not well apparently.
Fawin
I demand more corvid memes and videos!
tentacularfleshscape
hailtheratking
Corvideos
tentacularfleshscape
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
🤘
DarkSock
Why? Just be-caws.
mikeatike
ButtscratchMcPherson
Fuck the police
ErectileFunction
Fuck the police
DenseBot
I feel like it's trying to murder someone
UristImiknorris
Well, there's only one so it's just an attempted murder.
Sechran
If you're not going to secure them such at a bird with a brain (granted Crows are in the running for smartest critters around) can just yeet them off the ledge, you deserve the tire damage this can cause.
Nykidemus
Yup. Bolt those suckers on.
earthtokelly127001
I feed a few crackers a day to 2 crows over the winter. They appreciate it. One left me a bottle cap and that made it all worth it! Lol
cyno01
if they ever bring money leave them a bunch of nuts and dog food.
cyno01
Yeah, unless the crow had to unscrew bolts on all of them or is using something as a lever, im more impressed by the shoddiness of the installation. Crows are smart, but theyre still like a one pound bird, theyre not that strong. Zip ties? Small zip ties?
ttm2
they probably just glued them in
definitely shoddy work
IgnisInvictus
They're crows. You don't win against crows.
PolitiCat
That is why you befriend them.
boxak
Don’t fuck with crows. They don’t forget and they definitely don’t forgive.
Markuspsyches
The murder/group itself remembers, generations into the future.
hogie4ever
You can only count crows…
VaxxedCanadian
There was even a movie about one that got killed and came back and killed everybody
VaxxedCanadian
(The Crow)
battleofhastings1066
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IgnisInvictus
That was a guy, the crow was a psychopomp.
AzgarOgly
I didn't quite see, if the crow used a hand screwdriver of powered one to unfasten that pieces?
battleofhastings1066
Bird deterrent strips are usually just glued in place.
AzgarOgly
It seems that the glue was some cheap counterfeit this time.
cyno01
Indoor not outdoor rated construction adhesive.
voydlander
just a crow bar
NeverEnoughFoxes
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AzgarOgly
two crows walk in the bar
firlefranz
Before the crowbar was invented, crows would drink at home.