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May 29, 2024 6:20 PM

Zakiamon

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The first voice is basically Joan Jett

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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gwen Stefani

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This isn't great with your sound off. Or maybe it is.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not her voice, she is just doing the stupid tiktok lipsync bullshit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mouth Trumpet.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

someone get this talented singing lady a crap-ton of egg cartons for her walls

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Fuck the last one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is awesome

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her Whistle register off the fuckin charts

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is fucking throat singing:

2 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

I like this then any version she sang....side note this sounds like it could be perfect battle music for The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt.

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My lysdexic ass read "The Throat Singer" before commenting this, instead of "The Throat Destroyer"

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

dilysexic*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please tell me you've heard of The Hu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Hu are they

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Man do I love me some open low pitch strings being played together with higher pitched ones in that tribal/folk kind of way. Wish I knew how to do that sub-octave stuff with my voice.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Watch youtube tutorials! I started out wanting to learn metal growls and then just tried different ways to make strange growly noises, before long I had figured out throat singing and overtones, which are all weirdly related.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Missed the good old-fashioned operatic park and bark

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, it's the horny music lady from Instagram (and I guess TikTok).

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

God I hate the AI voiceover shit, at least it was just that first line

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 7

Singer lady has PIPES though. Impressive range & talent.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

bet her neighbors LOVE her

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How about Turgen Kam Throat Singing?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgur needs Smileys!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any love for OTYKEN. Any in for indigenous Siberian music?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and somehow they're all Céline Dion

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The riffer a.k.a The Anastacia

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The annoying overly vibrato person.

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I was hanging out with friends a few years back. We all play guitar and other various instruments and we were just messing around. We starting playing "You Shook Me" by AC/DC, and I stepped up to the mic and did my best Brian Johnson. After that one song, I was literally hoarse with a raspy voice for several days.

2 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Next time have someone blast you with a cattle prod to the taint and you'll do much better.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've uh got a voice for soft songs. And sad songs, somebody get me a guitar I'll play Moonshine (song incoming) I'm not belting shit. Unless it's 25 or 6 to 4 when I'm driving and it comes on the radio https://youtu.be/pxr22ih0r9A?si=gF3THjkSHrewH0pV

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

you have to know technic to song like that, and unfortunetlly i can't help you

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have tons of technic lego.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah warming up the vocal cords is a real thing. Even Brian would have killed his voice if he didnt warm up prior to a show. And like others said, that is a very specific way to sing and hard to learn i imagine..

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's like playing guitar. You get bloody fingertips is you rarely do it and then do it intensely.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have to train and practice to sing like that without destroying your vocal cords. It's a skill that needs to be learned.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same if i try to do half a song in black metal vocals. Then some my friends do 1h+ gigs 3 days in a row like nothing.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's a certain technique to getting the sound without destroying your vocal cords. Corey Taylor from Slipknot found this out the hard way...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7) The whiskey & heroin.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that last note opened my garage door remotely.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Then there is this... https://youtu.be/SQNtGoM3FVU?si=XViHr21GLQK6RMDO

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

that's the Nasal.

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hell yeah

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At least once a week I watch a Youtuber react to this song.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand I don't want to listen to any of those.

2 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 11

Go listen to Alex Terribles cover of la vida loca

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I really hate when people riff too much. Use it with class...it's like adding too much salt to your steak.

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They've all got their place if done in moderation in the right context.

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True, they all have their place and that place will never be on anything I listen to. I know some people enjoy those styles but I detest them with every fiber of my being.

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Yep

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Norwegian throat metal?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Mongolian throat metal?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That one is cool too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The music of the gods!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Who the fuck downvotes this? Jesus how deep to throw a yuck at someone's yum... Music of the Gods indeed!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Heh heh.... Throat Destroyer

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That was my nickname in college

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As someone who has done AV work I do appreciate her getting away from the mic so she does not overload it.

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You can fix it in post, no problem.. one take man..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next up, the Decimator.... Her name is Aja

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why didn't you notice that this isn't her voice and this is the typical "lipsync" TikTok bullshit?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't want peak performance?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's probably because she owns it. She may have also had the proper warnings or has overloaded one before.

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I've always wondered this with metal singers, when they go from absolutely belting some growls from the depths of hell straight into normal voice singing how tf do the mic levels manage to keep up? Nik Nocturnal did a show with slaughter to prevail and he said when he tried to scream into Alex's mic it was barely auidble as Alex screams so loud, but what if Alex was to sing normally? (not that he does). Lorna shore is maybe a better example.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a voice actor famous for breaking mics. Toshiyuki Morikawa, he was typically voicing the hot-blooded protagonist, and that naturally involved a lot of screaming.

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Voice acting also involves a lot of transient sounds - exclamations and the like - that move more air than screaming or yelling and can rate in the SPL range of a small-caliber gunshot. Throw that kind of air pressure spike into a 1mm thick diaphragm and it’s gonna get busted.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Good thing most human diaphragms are a little thicker than that!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

True, though you can wreck that muscle group real good too if you aren’t careful. I’d rather pay the $500 to replace a bust condenser mic capsule (contains the diaphragm) over trying to navigate the US health system with an injury that is career-killing for a vocalist but the medical system thinks is superfluous.

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That's a job for the -20dB pad.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And a mic that isn’t a delicate large-diaphragm model, or a dainty ribbon outside of the R121/4038 ranges. I suppose you could belt into an M160 safely, too, since that thing puts up with brass which is just demonic sonics.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can 100% belt into a normal large-diaphragm condenser. You might clip the internal circuitry without a pad, but you won't wreck the diaphragm with voice only.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most modern condensers can handle it, yes, with the exception of a few vintage-reissue types with specific capsules. You can absolutely wreck a diaphragm - especially NOS stuff - with close plosives from belting, and this comes from industry experience. I won’t let anyone belt or scream into my 47 - hell, if I sing loud I’m at least six inches off and using a Stedman- because cracking sputtered Mylar is expensive and unnecessary. My TLM170R does 136 I think, and is an LDC, so I grab that.

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Plosives don't count because wind gusts aren't sound. Nobody should use mics without a windscreen.

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Audio work is an unsung hero's work.

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lower gain and compression go brrrr though *heavy* screamers moving away a bit are still appreciated

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You can still overload the fuck out of the mic itself if it’s not rated for that kind of SPL, or overdrive the input stage of a preamp before the gain circuit. I have a U47 that’s so hot off the PSU that I need an inline pad between the power supply and half of my preamps. The Avalon can take the load but turns it into tube saturation which isn’t always desirable. If I’m tracking an unpredictable vocalist, I’m using something I know is safe like a TLM170 or the ol’ SM7.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah that is valid, I just rarely run into that live.

Most of the time it's a fight to get the folks up and close to the mic

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Set em up with a single Ear Trumpet Labs and watch em fight for solo distance, if you’re working with bluegrass acts.

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Oh my where have you been?

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Please never let Tay Zonday and Chocolate Rain ever die

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"Some stay dry and others feel the pain"

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CHOCOLATE RAIN!

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wHo wOuLd HaVe tHoUgHt tHe ChoColAtE rAiN gUy wOuLd BeCoMe pOlItIcAL .... uuuuh did anyone listen to the lyrics ?

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As someone who had to rewatch the song to have any idea what you're talking about, most likely not. My vague recollections were exclusively the sweet sweet baritone, and "Chocolate Rain!"

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I was young when I first heard it I thought it was about someone having horrible diarrhea.

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Heh, if you watch The Voice, you know "the riffer/show off" is 90% of the people on that show.

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riffer/show off reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhKmJna0QL4

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's honestly so overused. It has its place, but when you're singing a well known song and you give it a "remix" by noodling, it gets cringey. Knew a girl in highschool, amazing vocalist, until she got into the pop-y vocals. Her rendition of the national anthem was comical, and I'm pretty sure the chorus teacher banned her from doing it again lol

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God I hate singers that do that. Also the warblers.

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And they single like a single line from the middle of a song so they hit it. Boom .. you’re coming back next week!

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It's honestly getting more impressive when people are just able to hold a god damn note for more than 1/4 second any more

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as a filthy euro, I always thought of that style as something very 'american', because I don't think I've ever seen any others do it so much

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Adele does all of that. And she sucks. Oh. She's from the Uk

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That makes sense, since it's a competition showing of is to be expected. That said I can't stand those shows so I understand someone not liking it, just saying that's probably the most appropriate place for it so it's hard to blame the individual. Hate the game not the player.

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Pretty sure they do that, because they have what, roughly 1 minute to convince the judges that they have the skills and vocal control to do MORE than just that one song style.

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They usually refer to "90 seconds", however you'll notice that singers that get no turns at all usually seem way shorter, and that's because the no chair turns are filler, edited down to fill time and inserted anywhere. You'll also notice while the coaches may say "I didn't turn around because my team is full," they NEVER comment like that (with reference to a specific "time" in the audition process) for no-chairs. They're told not to (or it's edited out) because again, the no-chairs are filler.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, I never really watch those shows, so I am going off the memory of the few times I did watch them back when they first started.

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This is meant to be 'melisma'. Think of Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles.

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On American Idol it's closer to 98%.

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See also: every dingdong that sings the star spangled banner at the superbowl and drags out every line so it doubles the length of the song

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The Soul Warbler will have his comeuppance in the parking lot via tire iron to throat (don't do that, but seriously, wrap it up in a timely fashion).

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Or watch Fergie do it. What a train wreck.

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OOooh say can you... SEEeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeEEEeeEEeeeEEeeeEEeeeEEEeeeeeEEEee

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I have the vaguest half formed memory of like a cartoon or TV show or something doing this with the extra long 'seeeeee' and then the character's voice breaks, they make a choking noise, and then something else background noise-ish happens, and now it's gonna drive me *nuts* that I cannot place this percentage of a memory that your comment dredged up, so thanks for that!

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I have a vague memory of that too, I wanna say it was Family Guy.

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I've always enjoyed singing, but it's definitely a hidden talent. When I'm alone I can belt it out like nobody's business. The second I know someone is listening it's like I feel my voice and demeanor change, I go from seasoned vocalist to scared 4th grader at talent show in an instant. Alcohol helps, and I'm really trying to get over my stage fright by not stopping singing when I get to stop lights, etc. It sucks bc my family is known in our community for singers and I haven't sang in public >

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A good vocal coach can help you utilize that talent reliably, if you want. A surprising amount of this is that we physically react to nervousness and anxiety, which makes it hard-to-impossible to sing properly. I’ve got a couple techniques I use before hitting a big stage, EMDR being one of them, otherwise it doesn’t matter how practiced I am, if I tighten up from nerves then it’s a high chance of a shitshow.

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since my voice broke during the high part of "Oh Holy Night" when I was 13 or so. The "Christians" in the audience thought it was hilarious and I haven't made so much as a squeak in public in 14 years.

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Your comment took me right to that little mermaid scene

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Same!! I cant even let my husband hear me! He has occasionally when he gets home early and i am in the shower belting it out, but just singing straight up in front of anyone terrifies me. Even though i love singing and i know i can. But sometimes i think thats my problem. Its the one thing in life i know i can do, and what if someone laughs?

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You summed it up perfectly. My ex was the only person that's ever actually heard me sing as an adult, and now it just makes me cringe that I let him in on that part of myself.

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Hit the nail on the head, its like the most private part of us huh.

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Which is why I think lots of people feel comfortable singing in the shower, there's the feeling of privacy that lets you open up.

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Why don't you maybe trying singing with another member or two of your family at first - kind of ease into it?

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I used to be able to sing with my mom, but all she wants to sing anymore is gospel/contemporary Christian music which I find to be the least aurally pleasing genre of music.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, i get that - you definitely have to enjoy the songs you sing yes!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know what kind of music you like but may I suggest Dry the River? They were a christian alt-rock band, it might be more up your alley, or less so, but hopefully in both you and your mom's alley.

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