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INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
#1 I had a guy once ask me: "why are manholes round?" I gave a creative, but apparently wrong answer.
localdad
This was a great dump it made my day
RedClaws23
#1 People acting like you don't need to pay attention in science class is why hundreds of thousands of people died from covid last year.
Zilc
#35 Bee stings there supposedly make your penis bigger.
dogwithahumanface
Yes, a swollen penis is a bigger penis. You can also hit it with a hammer.
scroopynooperz
So many to steal!
MrBadandugly
#11 I'm literally sitting on break after fucking up an Ultrasound guided IV, it's a new skill I learned literally yesterday. This helped thx
dennydorko
I choose to believe "fingees" was not a typo.
beleaves
You are correct
Kittiesandfarts
Fantastic dump. Stole so many memes. Great mix of happy v sad. Well done! Bravo!
JackBurton777
Benedict cumberbatch right?!?
klingonsrock
#30 just made my day! The joy is palpable ?
ShireOfFrodo
#13 That's the best.
Gnakenheimer
Saxsquatch. Brilliant!
disneyprincess74
Upvote for the cute short girl and how happy she is ?
polarbearbaby
OMG SHE IS THE FUCKING CUTEST BABY !!’nn
polarbearbaby
Oops, I meant “!!!!!”
ActuallyAPirate
She gotta be like 2. How she have that much hair????
pleasesendcows
Some kids are just like that. My cousins have pictures of their daughters as infants without even teeth yet but hair past their shoulders
polarbearbaby
I was borderline bald till I was 1 1/2. ??♀️
smokedsamon
*may contain Janine
trustmeimalimodriver
#1 As trivial as it sounds, I think understanding how things/world work would help curvy 5g causing corona thought processes
bndgkmf
Not too hard. Not too soft.
ghanchat
cozynester
#8 this is a great way to deal with anger. Find what is causing you to be upset and address it directly
DeadeicPrints
#5 this is the best thing ever
beleaves
Agreed
Nightira
Indeed
NicolasKevinMac
#1 I don't understand how y'all scoff at "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell," and then get angry at how stupid anti-vaxxers are.
NicolasKevinMac
I mean, do you not get that there's a connection? That the only way to replace ignorance is by, you know, actually teaching people shit?
SacrificialClam
More like boraphyl
dilliosaurus
Came looking just for this comment. Before we had memes, we had Adam Sandler movie quotes
EfficientLeather1
I didn’t know “aquarists” was a word until today! Thanks, @OP!
wolfcunt
My discomforting feelings keep ghosting me and only come around when I'm already in the middle of something
truthader
Rude. They need to stick to their appointments.
notacobra
#1 fuck I hate this mentality. Why the fuck do a bunch of window lickers think awareness of how the world works is a waste of time?
bogus1983
ReginaKasteen
Rolling over in bed and falling back asleep is a revolution, right?
TCGView
#1 Teachers often have little say in what they get to teach. They are given a curriculum and have to follow it for the most part.
CaldariBob
#1 Why would you hire a teacher who can't spell "chlorophyll"?
NotTinyPancakes
Theyr'e PE teachers, wait most fo the PE tecahers at my school wer ealso english and math tecaers our english teache rcouldnt even speak it
ReginaKasteen
Because they're going to be teaching from notes, not memory.
Halvinator
Bumb3rquat Pumpernickle
Halvinator
Bambsquanch Pamperfoonkle
Halvinator
Bombsquanch Cunklefunkle
Halvinator
Canklefankle Cunkernunckle
Halvinator
And here are 2 more dwarves! He tells Beorn with a wolfish grin.
Halvinator
Chonkavitch Bunkerbonkle
ItsBobBelcher
As a science person I hate the chlorophyll and mitochondria arguments. Anything sounds pointless isolated like that. Context is key.
rusty287
#1 chlorophyll, more like BORophyll!
HighLordRegentofChaos
#1 I hate this because it implies that the teachers have complete control over the curriculum and not the government mandating it.
barnwolf
What else are they going to teach? How to suck up to your neighbors well connected dad?
TheTinyWolf
I think it's stupid cause it's not the teacher's job to help kids get a job.
allihearisnoise
True + it's gd to have a broad understanding of how the world works
pudaheh
There's nothing wrong with it. If people want to reject knowledge freely given and be fucking ignorant, the curriculum isn't the problem.
ElbowDeepInAHoofbun
They're hope is to cancel out one instance of a kid looking like an idiot when he reveals he thinks leaves are green because they envy us.
ElbowDeepInAHoofbun
They can't teach everything, but they can teach us everything has an answer and we can find it.
HereIsThere
Science is never a bad subject to learn. It may seem pointless, but scientifically literate people tend to have a broader perspective.
HeyILikeDogs
And they're really gonna complain about learning too much science?! FLAT EARTHERS AND ANTI VAXX ASSHOLES ARE MULTIPLYING
ReginaKasteen
Then maybe we ought to skip Fascinating Plant Cellular Structure and focus on vaccines?
Yellowchopsticks
Learning about chlorophyll is part of trying to get people to not be one of the idiots who think solar panels will use up all the sun.
Nocky252
And to stop people thinking that getting rid of daylight savings time will cause their curtains to fade more because of the extra hour. 1/2
Nocky252
Actually happened in Australia;they were debating getting rid of DST and a phone in radio show got all sorts of these questions in the calls
Nocky252
People were also worried that the cows would be confused about what time to come in at.
MattGlade
WE USE SOLAR PANELS ALL SUMMER AND THEN THERE IS NO SUN IN WINTER. EXPLAIN THAT.
MattGlade
oh, and also /s