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May 26, 2019 5:03 PM
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copingcabana
Make America Great Britain Again
Mercenarity
mastermindelectric
I think she is Canadian
BigTittyJesus
I think you are correct... *googles* ...we are both wrong
goongaganonga
Independence from a functioning educational and healthcare system? Does the UK need a spy or have a resistance or something?
tyrunn
So many people would have to die before she was even considered remotely important
cfhold
If only it was a hologram of George Washington
thatsnotaknife
Step 2: legalize butterknives
maincarrot
isn't that the chick that plays in Suits and you see her titties?
BeccsAnderson
I think this us a case of an American being "infiltrated" by British royalty...
ouknowdeway
Defensive order 1812
Theholytruthbomb
tylerdurden777
she’s American?
BEARofVALHALLA
It has begun
clitoricalquestion
In upvoting this, I changed it from 1,776 pts to 1,777. Not sure how to feel about that.
sqibblenuts
Funniest thing I've seen all day
GrizzlyAdams024
Order 1776 hahaha omfg
PardusXY
I mean, actors do make good spies.
Hibbtygibitty
Somehow got involved in a conversation @ grocery today. Lady insisted calling her “Princess Megan”. She’s Duchess.
GINO11111
ididitall
don't do that - the brits have enough to worry about
axeonis
Made my wife shout wtf in a subway, worth it
CascadianTwilight
What does this mean
LeSethX
Soon it will be American English that will be the standard, mwuahahaha!
Billy2sweet
When the time comes... you will know.
frenofafren
Loch Ness monster finally get s a Hollywood deal.
ThomasOrTom
Have you seen star wars?
CascadianTwilight
I don't know what that is
ThomasOrTom
Seriously?
CascadianTwilight
No, dude
ThomasOrTom
Ever heard of being straight with people instead of being cryptic?
RichardFenn
It means the end of socialised health care, but we all get a gun and can shoot children in schools.
honeybunchesofpwn
Please. American mass shootings are rookie compared to the British. Y'all killed ~1000 of my Indian ancestors in ONE DAY. Amritsar. 1919.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
I thought the Conservatives were doing that
CascadianTwilight
He'll yeah!!!!!
uptaco
Absolutely nothing.
SlyMrFox
Which is what you are about to become!
toneman238
Like my Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's former roommate?!
Intentionallysapphic
Yes. Except, the actual one. Not the stunt double.
Chpgmr
i see your schwartz is as big as mine
caulkismychoiceoflube
War.
uptaco
I'm sorry, but I think that would change at some point.
toneman238
What is it good for?
LucidAftermath
Absolutely nothing.
scruffenheim
What is it good for?
pdpi
No, no. You got it the wrong way around. The brits have successfully bred a royal who can get elected president.
QUOLL37
Has all the qualifications - a billionaire, brainless and an irrelevant parasite.
gtmiller
Can't hold a foreign title.
ComradeJenkens
Make America Great Britain again!
Haidere1988
MAGBA
AntRam95
Good idea, I say we rename the island eastern Maine
smittywerbenjagermanjensensnumberone
Make England Great Again - MEGA
Mydeafdogisbetterthanyours
Wasn't born here though.. is that still a thing?
delpharseven
I guess not. Ted Cruz was born in Canada and the GOP embraced him as a candidate.
TimothyGodfrey
already been done
ArcaneConjecture
You must be born in the US. Even if your name is Ted Cruz.
RefAtty
Yeah. Children of servicemen, diplomats, etc. Born overseas due to their parent’s jobs can never be president. It is known.
InternetLawyer
Like John McCain?
RefAtty
Constitutional crisis if he would have won.
Askingforafriend37
I’m pretty sure you have to be born with US citizenship, not born on US soil?
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
It’s born in the US or have at least one parent that is a US citizen. You can be born overseas and still be a citizen.
deafmute
She gave up her Citizenship, so kid can't be a natural born citizen as she's not a citizen.
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gtmiller
One cannot hold a foreign title in the office of President. Neither her nor her children can hold office in the US.
wolfteller
As of this writing his parents have elected not to give him a title. Also congress can make allowances on foreign honors by vote
BigDaddysMeatWagon
She could take a visit to the U.S. during her very last bit of pregnancy and have the kid here, making it a u.s. citizen
IVIornin
she already had the baby
nicouk
Put it back in?
dontfloatmygoat
Technicality!
RonnieHubbard
The British are coming, the British are coming. Well at least one of them is...
SaucyDisses
Washingtooooon Washingtonnn
ShlongDongGravy
Deathox120
god i hate this
toneman238
DerangedMagpie
She's American. Once the ring is on, the well dries up haha.
PerfectGifComment
Cumming
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AntRam95
Coming very early
caulkismychoiceoflube
Pretty sure they came
Wangchung669
Pretty sure they cry out "I'm arriving! I'm arriving!"
hapyfeet
.....nope.
intergalacticbuttjazz
Once more to the breach my friend !
SomeCrazyNerd
On the bedding of his niece and nephew Mary and Willliam, Charles II outside the door cried "Now Nephew to your work! St George, for England
Blze001
"JOLLY GOOD, OLD CHAP!!!"
amyhadalittlepond
By gove - I am about to darned well ejaculate, wot wot. Tally... HO!
RonnieHubbard
Reposted the comment I posted when I first saw this
uptaco
It was apparently amusing then, and is still currently amusing now. Enjoy your limemlight!
RonnieHubbard
Tbh wasn't amusing the first time it was posted, but apparently much more amusing this time
Seminole4ever
I prefer lemomlight!
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
lemonmlight*
Seminole4ever
Melonmlight
ThisIsSteel
Boring at parties fact: Paul Revere never said that, or actually made the full trip. More likely he said "The regulars are here!"
Ulthirm
OR Redcoats, but yeah many Colonists considered themselves still British, just not represented British. Like how French Revolutionaries
Ulthirm
still are French even if they dont like their current government.
njatgu
Upvoting for the "boring at parties" preface
GriffinMann41
Hasn't the UK had an american marry into the family before?
tyrunn
Yup, and we banished his ass
GriffinMann41
Well that seems a bit much...
isitmyturn
We've had all sorts, but I think all European. It used to be shocking for a royal to marry a commoner, MM is a very welcome step forward.
mickison
America and Britain are self destructing
Lan098
killbillsexwife
I agree Putin via Steve Bannon and Cambridge Analytica have won
ButterLube
If only we can get China to do the same.
CurlySwede
Don't forget Russia, and you'll have saved the world from...just about everything threating us.
SquirtleSquad420
I mean there plenty of other dictators that would revel in the ensuing chaos if that happened.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Technically they're already self damaging with ozone layer and shit but it's hurting everyone else.
justvenomcake
I mean they kind of are. With the current tariffs in place and their housing bubble finally starting to pop, it won't be long.
Gantzz321
China in a lot of ways has more freedom then American now a days, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPr-7W5zDJ0&t=
LooseSeall
Ah yes like their mandatory social ranking system that can limit rights including ability to travel, go to certain schools, & employment
LooseSeall
the epitome of freedom right there
Gantzz321
can you have a beer walking down the street, can you walk into any building and go the roof and have lunch. No. I am not saying China is ..
ihatepaidpoliticalcontent
You're an idiot
Gantzz321
so "idiot" is your proof America has more freedoms, what was I thinking challenging someone so intelligent
ihatepaidpoliticalcontent
So how much does the Chinese communist government pay these days to spread their propaganda?
sweatybuttcrack
And with the royal birth we'll be able to get a Brit into the Oval Office
ArcaneConjecture
Not unless the kid is born on US soil.
eatyourmeat
I'd take it over our current situation.
RadishIsAMeat
Boris Johnson is a US/UK citizen, can we not just send him to the US to run for office so he can't do more harm here?
pancakesplz
We already have a manchild with horrid hair thanks, the last thing we need is another.
isitmyturn
Manchild - check. Hair - yup. But BoJo is actually quite clever; just not as clever as he thinks he is.
FlashyBeige
Thankfully no, a naturalized citizen cannot be president. Must be a citizen from birth to hold presidential office.
RadishIsAMeat
Ok but can you not just take him anyway? I'll make it worth your while *slides a pack of peanut M&Ms your way*
FlashyBeige
Take Trump and you have a deal. The US isn't big enough to hold their combined asshattery
SirChadwellHeath
BOJO was born in the USA, he renounced US citizenship 2 years ago in line with his grand plan to be PM & to stop paying US tax
gtmiller
He has a foreign title. Can't run even if he were born here.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Make America Great Britain Again.
Intentionallysapphic
Make british tea watery again.
JapAnus
Please no I like not getting arrested for commenting on imgur
BennyGaga
Somebody born in Britain can never be president.
tomatoboy
Incorrect. The Constitution merely states... “No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of...
tomatoboy
Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President.” One can be a natural born citizen despite being born abroad...
tomatoboy
...such as in the case of one born to citizen parents while traveling, living, or stationed abroad. Look up Consular Report of Birth Abroad.
mako925
My birth certificate is 3 pages because I was born at a military base abroad. 1 if them says I'm a citizen.
Johnny5dicks
The first few were...
yourcommentisstupid
Do you think Brits moved to America and immediately started the revolution?
teslathemaxpuppy
George Washington was born in Virginia...
teslathemaxpuppy
John Adam's was born in Massachusetts
teslathemaxpuppy
Thomas Jefferson... Virginia... see myself out
DavidBrooker
The first few were born as *British Subjects* but were not born in Britain. Honestly, I don't think that confusion warrants your downvotes.
DavidBrooker
The common accepted definition of 'natural born citizen' is 'citizen at the time of birth'. Being born in the UK does not preclude this.
ASmitty56
Explain how Ted Cruz ran for president when he was born in Canada.
uptaco
Just an exclamation that his birthplace wasn't a talking point on either "side's" news outlet during the campaign.
AntRam95
And yet Obama was supposedly born in Kenya
candiduscorvus
That was a baseless conspiracy theory and the courts knew it.
76000BatteryLlamas
You don't have to be physically born in the US, you just have to be a citizen by birth. Teddy's mom is a US citizen and was living in Canada
Dancal5
Prince Archie’s mum is a US citizen same as Teds so...
iisn00b97
Wrong as long as they are considered a us citizen they can be born anywhere but I dont know the status of that babies citizenship
Alfa799
Dual citizenship, UK and USA.
Biglebowski748
Wrong
yourcommentisstupid
I'd assume British...
georgejimmydoodle
Mom is still an American citizen, so unless paperwork gets done, kid is, too.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I've met Americans and they actually believe that the Queen runs the country, they don't realise we have a government and prime minister.
tomatoboy
Don’t mistake ignorance for stupidity. I’m sure I could quiz random Brits about our government with similar results.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I went to America once and it was a right load of rubbish, none of the soda contained real sugar and there were too many commercials on TV.
freckledkink
I'm American, and I've never met another American who believed the Queen ran the country. We understand how your government works. Making
freckledkink
Generalizations for a lot based on a few you've met is the stupid thing to do.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
Can you actually prove you're an American though? You're statement is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, I have no time for you.
freckledkink
Can you prove you're an actual human? You sound like a troll.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I'm certainly not a troll, and I am deeply upset and offended by your remark.
TezuNii
The monarchy is a fallback for when parliament self-destructs, but also a security measure to prevent would-be dictators (like blair)
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
My Great Aunt Tilda acted as a wet nurse for Prince Charles, something we are very proud of.
wraith3
Yeah we ain't got any of that fancy book learnin in the United States! That's about as likely as you thinking we have shootouts at 1/2
wraith3
high noon every day. 2/2
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
Well, you sort of do really. I suggest you put real sugar back in the soda, that'll calm them down.
Ulthirm
Eh this is really like going anywhere in Europe and making a complaint like "I met Europeans, they dont understand Utah's government
Ulthirm
structure at all"
delpharseven
No it really isn't. This would be like meeting Europeans who don't know that Congress exists.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I met an American once who believed that the Soccer World Cup (as it was taking place in USA) was the Oxford/Cambridge boat race.
Ulthirm
Well you see, states are called states because they have their own seperate governments. Hence "state" as the definition of the word. The
Ulthirm
US Federal government is much closer to your European Union than you might realize.
delpharseven
I know. I was making a comparison analogous to an American not understanding that the UK has a parliament, not just a monarch.
Ulthirm
You see, people tend to treat the US as a whole singular group and then compare it to their tiny nation. Understand however that not only
Ulthirm
is my singular state a very similar size in Population and actual landmass, but our culture and education is very different from many other
Ulthirm
states. Its a bad way to look at a people by a group so large. You'll be very dissappointed with the results.
cangarejos
I have a degree in Royal studies from Oxford (yes, that is a thing) and always amazed me how little people understand how monarchy
CouldBePossibleMaybeWeAreOntoSomething
Yeah lets be honest thats not exactly commonly known.
AverageTortilla
You gotta read the whole thread. It's a joke
CouldBePossibleMaybeWeAreOntoSomething
Stupid attention span getting me in these situations
wrenchhead
You summabitch. Got me.
fisherbobttv
Nope. Not going to let you have this one. Read the username.
01012019SF
Take your +8, ya Bahstahd !
Sneemaster
So you're saying Little People know more about Monarchies than the rest of us?
The5lacker
I mean, he drinks and he knows things. Understanding monarchy is kinda his deal.
QUOLL37
BA in Parasitology or Herpetology? That will come in handy.
DeputyChiefJudgeFish
You wonderful asshole!
thebirdbiologist
I love you @cangarejos
cangarejos
I love you, and your birds. Read "the end of the end of the Earth" by Jonathan Franzen. It's almost entirely about birds
thebirdbiologist
Thanks, friend! I'll check it out.
intaglioguy
Off with your head, you idiot.
EmberFiretail
All I know of monarchies is that they have bred some of the worst people in the history of mankind, particularly the decendents of Victoria.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Almost, but no
cangarejos
really works. A couple days ago someone asked me how come the Queen of England is married but there is not King of England and I told an old
cangarejos
story of how in 1147 John I of Sussex realised he had to come up with some rules in order to protect his kingdom from splitting between his
cangarejos
sons. He established (first for his kingdom but the rules were adopted for everyone) a set of rules known as "tá tú dochreidte"
OldWolfe
Ugh well done cangarejos! You lurked long enough i read 4 of them before i saw your name. Well played.
bridogz
Tá tú dochreidte tipped me off. They’d never have used Irish Gaelic. Tá an fear ag ól! Thank you Rosetta Stone and an awful ex.
SqueakyBumTime
Took me 4 comments in before I realised it was you
DeathByUnicornsandCandycorn
Same here
CrimsonLobo
Ta tú dochreidte! Messer mór thú. Lean ar aghaidh!
cangarejos
that were extremely racist but they STILL APPLY. Rule number 112 says roughly "people of african
cangarejos
heritage can be artists, warriors, priests princes or princesses but CAN NOT become kings or queens. If they change condition (for instance