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Jul 28, 2026 6:48 PM
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tekcor
Those accommodations are still far too nice for what that fucker has earned.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Harm
His team & family: 'juuuuuuust a few days more and we can break the mourning fireworks out!'
roughingupthesuspect
Re-slab facility..
jimhotep
UncleRat
I believe McConnell is dead, has been put in a barrel of honey, and is being transported by oxcart to Kentucky. I hope the people of Kentucky appreciate the loan of an oxcart.
Akule
"We have him in the best rehabilitation center. No expense was spared. They are setting up a workout routine..."
Akule
The workout routine:
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Not soon enough
thedill2000
(frankenstein enters chat)
Bertholomew
Technically a sensory deprivation treatment, I guess?
SJBSavageInk
I seriously don't think he's actually alive. I mean does anyone actually believe that except old people and maga?
Tengenstein
Yeah, hes probably alive, but probably really not functioning. Old people can really hold on in a pitiful state with enough medical support.
Really is cruel.
rubypilgrim
old person here. He's dead. He died at home 42 days ago. If he was well enough to engage in physical therapy, there's no way he would have missed out all those opportunities for fuckery that he's missed. Even a single one minute phone call can do a lot of damage. His aides are too scared to fake that. They're not even smart enough to hire someone who can make an AI call with Mitch's voice. No one has even stopped by his hospital room. He's dead, that's why.
gablestout
I think he's alive, but I think he had a stroke. It would explain the "rehab". Very possible he has lost motor function. TBH, a stroke explains just about everything.
huffnpuff72
Theyre loving the distraction. Milking every bit of media attention for it while doing other nefarious stuff in the shadows. But TBH im kinda surprised that noone has been able to smuggle a camera in and prove it either way.
hereforthememes420
Yoink!! +1
VerySmallDuck
Mitch is doing well. He's just chillin'.
DisneyCountdowns
Serious question, since insider trading is completely allowed, are senators allowed to bet on Kalshi if he’s actually dead and then make a fortune since they already know the answer..?
VerySmallDuck
We'll find out soon!
Starlatan
Shadowrun, but it ends on the alleyway
LitterBoxKing
We won't know until August 4th, I guess.
stabbermcshooty
If we don’t know by then we likely never will. They’ll just be like Mitch who? Never been a member by that name idk what you mean
theworldcouldbeflat
Is that the deadline to Republican appointment?
unluckyandbored
Yup. That's when we'll find out he's taken a sudden turn for the worse and passed away at 12:01AM on the 4th.
PutItInNeutral
They would have to hold a special election. Appointing a replacement by the governor was taken away by the state legislature when a Democratic governor was elected.
theworldcouldbeflat
Read his link.
theworldcouldbeflat
Sorry I'm not believing you without a link because this subject has been posted about for sometime now. Basically why are they waiting to tell the truth at this point?
PutItInNeutral
https://www.lex18.com/news/state-of-the-commonwealth/kentucky-law-requires-special-election-to-fill-vacant-u-s-senate-seat-not-appointment
theworldcouldbeflat
Whoa, not only does your link provide the truth it clarifies the whole situation as to what Republicans are trying to accomplish by avoiding acknowledging his death. Are you new here, you should usersub we need people like you.