PART 47 (fuck mondays)

Apr 29, 2013 2:31 PM

OriginalWadjet

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So scandalous

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Lost it at a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.

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I've lost count on how many times I've had head phones in without music playing

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Everybody, give wadjet a hand. Her dedication to this is just great. Thank ya kindly.

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My brother died in the Lampocalypse don't even fucking joke like that.

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Love you Wadjet you beautiful woman.

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Mock Fundays

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I thought the one guy with the pink arm was just because he imagines his hand is a girl. GET IT?

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Success is like being pregnant: yes, you got there but no one know how many times you did the do to get there.

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Love you wadjet!!!

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why did you do that

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In 2003, I was handing out AOL discs as a part-time job. Well, technically. Actually I kept them and made a shiny disc wall. Shit was cash

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Lost my shit at AOL trial disc

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for those expecting to be on fire more, buy a 500$ beater car, enter it in 24 hours of lemons. I've been in 3 fires so far haha

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IT HAS COME TO THE POINT WHEN I JUST STALK WADJET'S PROFILE UNTIL SHE PUTS UP A NEW ONE. I NEED A 12 STEP PROGRAM.

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Wait, you're telling me OP has been posting most of these?

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All of them actually

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Well, since 9.

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^-^ I come to imgur mostly for these now.

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I had so many AOL trail discs saved. I planed on having eternal free internet....I am not a smart man.

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Went to AOL HQ once. All the conference tables had shredded discs embedded.

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the last one. oh my god

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Sang the Jean Valjean song about 10 times before I started scrolling again.

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What was tune was the song supposed to be to? All I could think of was "I Just Can't Wait to be King"...

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The original pokemon theme song.

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OHHHHH!

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Chip the glasses and crack the plates - That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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I can literally hear the weird " what the fuck guys?" sound that the Pixar lamp makes.

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i would like to thank the president (thats like a prime minister for all you brits) of Imgur for this

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Oh my Lord, we know the bloody equivalent thank you very much.

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aight guvna. lets get some fish 'n chips and settle this. don't be no bloody bugger wanker guvna. BBC, Churchill, bugger on and all that

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Appreciate the effort ;) +1

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Have you forgotten that Canada also has a Prime Minister? For no reason I feel that our country has been left out of this belittling comment

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it's cuz yall's our brotha we don't gots to 'splain nuthin to yall. youz gets it

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.....that post made my head want to explode.

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let me try again with words you'll understand "sorry sorry sorry eh sorry mountee syrup maples sorry eh"

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I will laugh at it, because it's funny. But also; FUUU!!

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I'm recognizing names already and yet I have no idea how tumblr works. What.

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It's just following people and reblogging posts

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I KNOW LIKE EGBERTS

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Egberts is one of the famous blogs on Tumblr.

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How do you go to his blog? googling gives me nothing!

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oh and Egberts is a girl, her name is Courtney

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link meeeeeee. I dont understand the tumblrs :(

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Thank you wadjet ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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wow... her name is wadjet... that sounds kinda like a really disgusting semi-sexual act

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Those are some impressive bishie sparkles you got there.

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Why thank you (I just copied and pasted them) (。・_・。)

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THE WALKING DEAN WOULD BE THE BEST SHOW EVER

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I'd watch 45 minutes of dem bow legs every week and not be bored of it after 9 years for sure.

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Like if Dean fought Zombies or something

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Imagine if he ran across Rick and company. He'd be chill as fuck with Daryl.

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Seriously cannot believe no one has referenced Community yet.

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Was also waiting for this.

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I guess it's because they Dean't see it coming ;D ..i'll show myself out

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Anyone else think the top picture was going to go the Community way and not Supernatural? I deanfinitely did...

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Holy crap YES.

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I honestly cannot read the word 'dean' without hearing it in his voice.

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Too true, Nancy Drew.

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From the most recent episode?

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yup. Dean/Jeff.

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So good/

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It's time to Tina Turner the clocks ahead.

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tumblr will lean supernatural over community any day. so much of their fan base is on tumblr.

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I don't understand any of this post.

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"Dean" from Supernatural as opposed to "The Dean" from Community.

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As a fan of both, no. Dean Winchester always wins.

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They're doing the do.

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If OP gets to 100 of these, I will post a video of my attempt to fit an entire apple inside my mouth.

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It's way over 100, time to post an apple in your mouth.

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shes on 105 now! YOU MUST DELIVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

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you better deliver.

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Yes. Stalk Wadjet and deliver. ;w;

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this had better happen

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i shall have medical attention on stand by for u bro=]

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It's time, my friend.

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I'll send you one from my high school. They're the smallest damn apples you've ever seen.

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Prepare your ...mouth.

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*ahem* he's at 102...

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Saw a guy do this once, it got stuck.

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Oh boy.......

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DELIVER PLZ K THX BAI

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He is one 99 right now,You better god damn deliver

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Oh, we won't forget. Your promise cannot be undone.

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I once had 9 cookies in my mouth at the same time.

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I appreciate that you said "attempt." Humility is key.

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We hold you to this promise.

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I think the statement is when, not if...

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He's damn close. You better deliver.

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Dont know if i should watch for science, or back away slowly...

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no one wants to see that

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Karma whoring is strong with this one.

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Will it be a very small apple?

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Plot twist: he uses a crab apple.

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Getting awful damn close.

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You shouldn't do that because IF you do you may die.

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What kind of apple, though? No crabapples allowed! It has to be like a gala or a golden delicious. One of the big ass ones. A GRAPPLE!!!

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I do that all the time. It's called eating an apple. BIG WHOOP WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT.

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Fuck off, attention whore.

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I WILL do it

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You're going to choke and die....

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the time has come

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Hey, be careful alright? Those apples can cause lock jaw if you're not careful. Don't crack your skull trying to fit an apple in your mouth.

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I... How do you... ARE YOU A DOCTOR?!

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No, my uncle put a giant pear in his mouth on a dare. It wasn't pretty.

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Rememberall comment.

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20 MORE TO GO!!!!

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13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ooh, we're up to 99 now :D

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I'm assuming by the end of summer this will happen.

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Both of the ops better deliver

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What kind of apple?

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you better f-ing deliver.

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LEMONS?!?!

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ummmmm, she is at 97 right now

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DOWNVOTE THE LIAR

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You dang well better hold up to it, then post us a link.

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Just a reminder that we haven't forgotten about this.

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WAITING

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I will make sure you do it.

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5 left, don't think we've forgotten.

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Pretty sure that's actually really dangerous...

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yup

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so, looks like you have to !

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Hello

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hes at 95 now.

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i'll put an orange in my mouth...or a hotdog sideways

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Almost there.

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APPLE. VIDEO. NOW.

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Yes.

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commenting to come back as well...

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I have returned to you, 4 months in the past, to remind you of the promise you once made.

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I hope you know we didn't forget you.

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no, we're fine, just get that goddamn safe open. no more promises.

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you better deliver

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I'll match you on that bet - if you can get an apple in your mouth, I'll post a video of me fitting the rim of a pint glass in my mouth. Rim

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so...you're gonna do a rim job? ......ill leave

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and no bull shitting with them tiny apples either. (Also be sure you're not alone in the room just in case you choke, this has happened)

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here we go. i dare you to deliver.

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Fuiji apple... I dare you.

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ohohohoho... Boy

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This is a brilliant tactic. We're guaranteed at least 50 more and we might just get to see you delivar!

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thats the point

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Well, now I have to.

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If this thing does not happen. SADNESS WILL WIN.

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And he has to, too…

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OP, you are a knight, a heroine, and a scholar.

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Thank heavens.

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Well if you die attempting it I guess it won't get posted....Plz try not to die :(

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Aww yisss

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Muthafuckin tumbla posts

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motha

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fuckin'

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BREADCRUMBS

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Commenting to remember to hold you to this.

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Me too, even though I'm a month late.

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Christ, I didn't realize it had hit 200 points. I guess I got lucky with that one.

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Piggyback!

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I second that.

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seconded

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Jumping on the bandwagon

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Upvoting for awareness.

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Replying so the WORLD can understand how hard I'm fangirling over this possibility.

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No reason. Didn't think I needed one.

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