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Hope you enjoy. Check out my Instagram for more comcis! https://www.instagram.com/portuguesegeese/
pawningpanda
perseJeesus
These are really good! ?
PortugueseGeese
Thank you!!
forsale90
#6 He is probably referring to xkcds version of Frankenstein https://xkcd.com/1589/
sfrinlan
Intelligence is knowing Frankenstein was the doctor. Wisdom is knowing that he was the real monster.
Hellstorm99
#2 I bartend a lot of weddings. We once iced an entire 150 person wedding because the bride and groom were that awesome.
Andrick88
#3 /kill
myusernamechecksoutdude
Comics like #5 are funny because those people clearly can't read and will never get the message
GrumbledukeTheThird
Saw a dude on the bus, chinmasking like a bastard. He got off the bus THEN put it over his nose and mouth. What the fucken fuck.
TrueLegateDamar
Or somehow think you won't be unable to understand them through thin cloth
NZSheeps
#3 Be honest - who tried it?
popejubal
Look. I'm not going to say I expected it to work. But just in case...
Holedemort
Shut up steve
acuteavocado7
the horseless headless horsemann's headtaker
Zerosober
Actually the headless horseman name was Ichabod Crane.
PortugueseGeese
No that was the dude he was chasing
Fadeintodust
I did in fact enjoy. I look forward to absorbing more into my cranium in the future
tylercutebiker
These are funny. You are funny. #3 is similar to a book by Scott Meyer, 'Off to Be the Wizard'. Also hilarious.
Dragoonsmurf
Don't make the obvious joke!
tylercutebiker
Uh oh.....I did?
Dragoonsmurf
It's from the book... nevermind
tylercutebiker
LOL......it has been so long since I read that.
itsthevoiceman
#1 every day of the second
DoomSquirter
#3 I've been doing this for 2 hours. how long till I see results? I won't stop tho, so someone, please let me know asap. my lobe is numb
TouretteBadger
#4 Perks of being dummy thicc
Zecc
https://portuguesegeese.com/2020/05/25/avatar-the-last-millenial-bender/
DEADGH057
#3 I've only been getting constant bugs
PostMortemRectalDischarge
#3 Imagine if you opened a console to universe couldn't use it or close it. You'd just have an overlay stuck in your vision forever.
PostMortemRectalDischarge
Then imagine the console is showing all kinds of changing variables etc. then one day you do something normal, but notice that the 1/2
PostMortemRectalDischarge
2/2 console is suddenly flooded with a fuck ton of variables and calculations like something big just happened but you don't know what.
popejubal
Little known fact: that's actually what blindness is. After a half hour of inactivity, the console is blanked out, but it's still blocking
PostMortemRectalDischarge
There's many kinds of blindness. That's just one type.
death4665
Help i tried the life hack thing now im lopsided
Datnorwegian
Well I am bricked...
ThePunnyGuy
Did you pinch both earlobes?
death4665
No just the left side but I was squinting my other eye a bit
theleftmostpotato
Oh yeah that's the character creation screen, and squinting the other eye hits randomize
IPoopOnCompanyTime
Oohoho, done messed it all up and hit the wrong stroke function