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Rock candy was favored for its sheer hardness. The elite units who wielded these devastating weapons were known as rock gobsters. This would later inspire The B-52s after a night of drinking goblin liquor in the woods. (Artist: Jamilsart)
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KenjiIchijoe
Do you think the counter units are called gobstoppers? And the counter-counter units are jawbreakers?
UglyDanTheUglyMan
#dumptruck
CeruleanSky1988
the great Goblin v Dwarf food war of 1242 was one of the worst disasters of the modern era. what started as a simple pie being thrown in a food hall by a an unknown goblin yellin "Eat pie suckaaa!!" turned into an all out battlefield of weaponized foodstuff. the dwarves made bread harder than steel while the Goblins crystalized jagged rock candy clubs that rivaled diamonds. at the high point of the final day of battle it began to rain. thousands became trapped in pools of mushed bread and sugar.
wurth
What other random objects can become unwieldy bludgeons in the hand of a smol goblin? Potato mashers? Glass beverage containers?
DamnYourePretty
Huge throbbing co-...
Immoralmeatloaf
Where can I find one of these rock goblins in the wild?
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
At the beach, under a dock. <.<
Imghore
But its candy will melt near the water ðŸ˜
RustyLongshanks
Itrytojustbrowseforfunnystuff
I would if I had any
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
RustyLongshanks
ShadeMeadowsArt
I really want to lick it...
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
..."It"? <.<
ShadeMeadowsArt
DamnYourePretty
And what about the candy?
ShadeMeadowsArt
I'll just eat that~
LogicDude
These particular Gobbos are known by their battle cry of: "TIIIIIIIIIIN ROOF! RUSTED!"
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
Haha! You have made a funny reference! I understand completely!
LogicDude
You started it with the B-52s reference. No go see: /watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
Rock Lobster's the only B-52 thing I know! I never wanted to hear more 'cause Rock Lobster is dumb. <.< Also I went to do food stuff after going to that page and came back to REM's 'Shiny Happy People' thanks to autoplay.
LogicDude
I wish to go to the Gobbo Love Shack and feast with them. And then make the sexy times with the stretchy shortstacks. Then a nap, followed by a light gnosh and more sexy times. We can have Alt bands playing in the background during if desired.
dtallen243
Speaking from experience you'll want to bring a bag stocked w/ bag balm because there's going to be major chaffing