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United pilot heads to the gate
Reaccommodating, circa 1980
Apr 10, 2017 7:16 PM
SPECTREagent
492014
14987
257
Reaccommodating, circa 1980
QuiteADapperAsshole
That guy got reaccomodated right in the face.
WillYouSpeakOutWillYouDefendMe
Tonight... you might be able to help solve a mystery.
MalikJ
haha, These United Airline posts are gold!
fregeek
pocushocus
Scientologyyyyyyyyyy
kishinlemming
Why wasn't this pilot on United 93?
laton
United customer service, after incident goes viral: http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nothing_to_see_here_naked_gun.gif
shouldistayorshouldigo
imguyy
Nikolai5
Ha, I remember doing that as a kid.
z3lfmoord
Why are we not posting these to their twitter account?
iprobablydontlikeyou
Ill bet he likes gladiator movies...
MrShifty
Probably been in a Turkish prison, too.
Ironcuttlefish
And probably hangs around the gymnasium also
WeAreStevo
Definitely has seen a grown man naked...
FWAKADATHOOM
"If United had crashed a plane, it would have been less of a PR disaster than this" is my favourite quote out of all the news websites.
Canadoug
Surely you can't be serious.
buzzl1ght
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
We provide the best fucking service* -United Airline
crizpy92
MrShifty
ManInTheBox21
I swear Im off the internet for 6 hours, I come back and have no fucking idea whats happening anymore.... What year is it???
Aragorn9721
2017, or last week or tomorrow.
fluffywarthog
Quick update, United overbooked a flight, and their best course of action was for security to beat a passenger and drag him out.
cazzegiare
Even worse: (1) they wanted seats for pilots for another flight (2) the passenger they beat was a doctor who had to be on duty upon arrival.
xador
Coperstein
Zellacat
United will be the butt of these jokes forever now. They will wish they had just given the guy his own plane.
Luchingador
the good thing about all this is that Airplane is relevant again.
witebuddha
I love this new controversy because I already stopped flying United because of their shitty service and terrible policies. Let them burn.
Cr1nger
If you are parked in the red zone you will be towed
JackaLackaDingDong
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of vehicles. There is no stopping in the white zone.
norrinraddsboard
I know what this is really about. You want me to have an abortion.
DiscoPhysicist
It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Holistictechnotherapist
The red zone is for dropping off only.
MRSPRINKLZZZ
I'm pretty sure that was the white zone, but you never listen to me anyway. I bet you want me to get an abortion!
KaJuN
Listen Cr1nger, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
cryogenian
Don't give me that "Not from where I'm sitting" shit.
anyandeverysport
My dad is a pilot for United, he's so frustrated by the stupidity of the past couple months
SJohnson23
Can he do a roundhouse kick like that though?
IllegalDuckling
I bet he's gone through some combat training.
Winterstrike
Dot
thecomputerrepairguy
United employee training.
GansoEstaMuerto
dngrslycheesy
http://imgur.com/ofv9lnu
HopingForBlah
HahahahhahahahHhahH
RandomBSpost
How can he slap?
Thisiscotty
FNHuskys
Guy on the left: Oh shit.....oh shit....he's gonna get it.............and there it is.
abbasmo2
FiddleParadiddleTwiddle
brinormous
Solivoid
בוא אליו, תעלה.
NothingButPositivity
That wicked speed
TobySomething
I love the guy off to the side just chilling
tathrok
It was technically Republic Airlines, guys!
StrangeIngenue
I hope that guy sues them and wins a billion trillion dollars
PhenTsoksar
Don't forget the doctor was also in the wrong, very overshadowed by being assaulted.
DidItForScience
After that he buys United... "Look at me, I own the captain now."
andrewtater
He threw a child's temper tantrum. He could have just got off the damn plane, but he refused to obey air marshal's orders. He deserves zilch
GoIIum
I feel like everyone knows that but is to emotionally invested to admit that united did nothing unusual and the police was to brutal.
SendMeYourFoods
They're both at fault. United even offered 800$ for people to get off. The police was way too brutal too.
Wrathrunner
Thatd be like a billion percent more money that would need to be printed off. Think of the rainforests
FixinYou
Isn't most money printed on papers that don't come from regular trees?
incumbustable
They're linen printed from cotton
Wrathrunner
You are correct. It comes from the elusive money tree. Which dont grow on trees you know
lysomaru
Lol the infamous money tree everyone talking about
kalethan
Honestly, their PR guy deserves a raise and a vacation after dealing with the aftermath of this shit.
RoosterJacket
Hopefully they wouldn't screw up while their PR guy was on vacation
todayok
Except the that PR person lied like hell: the flight wasn't "overbooked". United wanted to move some of it's own staff. NOT the same thing.
kalethan
Did they? I didn't see that. Even so, devil's advocate, they can boot you for any reason at any time, they just have to compensate you (1/2)
kalethan
for it. It's crap, but that's in the contracts. (2/2)
todayok
That's not Devil's advocate; that's introducing a second, unrelated fact, when your first statement was disproved.
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Yeah, their PR team seems to be dropping the ball on this one.
todayok
re-accomodated is an alternate fact.
AvailableUsername365
ManOfIce
What an asshole lol
SatoriEnlightenment
What exactly is happening here?
reallysmoothcriminal
I only know that the guy is andre villas boas, former coach of Man Utd
cumestopressmen
Thaats incorrect, former Tottenham
reallysmoothcriminal
Ah fuck, you're right.. Entschuldigung
SatoriEnlightenment
Looks like white stripes puts out a hand shake. Black guy accepts handshake. White guy pushes shoulder of black guy. Black shirt guy reacts
RandomBSpost
Testosterone.
JoshVita
Would like to know too.
TheSkepticDyslexicNihilist
.
Styxwash
grown ass guy acting like a preschooler
PainItForward
"Oh, sorry. Now get out of my way!"
SurroundedByAPileOfCats
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
sickiwicki
Rapunzel! To the tower!
GroundZer0
Eat crayons instead.
BreenW
Shits gonna really hit the fan. *splat
ForALimitedTimeOnly
Please give context, my friend doesn't get it.
sangatster
That was the highlight of Airplane for me. I think I laughed a solid five minutes. His face all glazed.
FsImgur
UA big news - whatdya make out of this? - https://youtu.be/M7fchtEJpy8
egonspenglersepididymis
United, so hot right now.
DannyDLC
Is a tho some one is fired.....up
YokoOhNoUDint
cyno01
Well, not really. Good time to buy United stock.
0neDoesNotSimplyImgur
wait 3 days
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
CatBlaster5000
ok
ohyouretheotherone
I expected the hunger games gif but this is better.
Thirstraffe
What did I miss
pronoun
The front page.
KillingTheJoke6
Darude Sandstorm
ImNotReallyADoctor
The spanish inquisition probably
wll25
Guy got forcibly dragged off an overbooked flight
Ghost0fDawn
Just wait until you hear what they do with guitars
cormacmccarthyreviewsdottiescafe
Was hoping this was here +1
MeeseInABucket
All the things
nonickname23
Google 'United', it will probably be first on the results.
Thirstraffe
interesting
notthatdrunk
I know, Google is crazy!
BloodyPussyFart
PresidentProTempore
I have the weirdest boner
abundantbadgers
"good job fuck you oh hey! What the fuck ok good game fuck you loved playing with you don't fuck with me"
ItTookMeTooLongToGetAUsername
A great comment from BloodyPussyFart
Monistat7
Like the hug in Stepbrothers
Tuijin
Two renowned hard nuts and smart asses! They respect-hate the shit out each other. Mostly mucking around.
rodgerdodger7
God damn imgur just let me favorite comments you had one thing right and fucked it up damn!
GreenMeen28
I agree, also folders
SatoriEnlightenment
I am so confused right now. Explain, please???
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Aussie handshake
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
Australian Football (AFL). Nuff' said.
snaeksikn
those 2 dudes spent the whole game irritating each other. the game finished and you are meant to shake hands with the opposition.
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Stripes doesn't want to fight, dark shirt does but is confused emotionally
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Nah but I'm pretty sure dark shirt is getting hand shakes involuntarily