Sep 20, 2025 10:50 PM
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oldguyexlurker
Pebble? That'a a small rock, the size of a large rock.
Kazpur81S
Which bird drops turtles from a high altitude?
CommisarFuklaw
Plenty of species use tools, most are just bad at it.
4charactersorlongerwasalreadytaken
He needs a hammer.
Nemacol
Need to make friends with a woodpecker.
Becker37
Got pretty shitty aim but I guess if you're throwing things with your face it might be a little difficult
Magpiebones
It takes several hits to get into an ostritch egg anyway.
RichardPenne
at 0:14 the photographer says "oh fuck this" turns off the camera, breaks the egg, then keeps filming as this weak-assed bird eats an un-earned meal.
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
They’re gonna need something bigger if mama turns up
Darkspire
WeaponizedJerk
I love the screeches of indignation.
Kensshinydetachablecockpiece
He kinda sucks at that
WoodyGoodman
hmijail
what is that from?
Atlanta [2016]:
Detoc
It's a dinosaur eat dinosaur world out there.
michiyl
I also screech loudly when I can't open a jar
Zunderfeuer
Want me to open it with a rock?
AtsaMattaForMe
theyallwenttoMexico
Sounds like he's getting pissed off at himself because he keeps missing.... I guess we missed the money shot.
ChelVanin
Probably just used its beak
Zootsoot
TBh- I sound a lot like that when I can’t get the coffee jar open first thing in the morning.
SeeJenJen
Sounds like some buzzard curse words to me! You know the way the F word helps nuts and bolts become unstuck?
snarkybitch
Someone coming in with a hammer probably
Agreed. 👍
AmazingKS
Problem solver
11Weasel11
Smarter than most MAGA voters!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That beak isn't sharp enough?
DeakVanNyke
That ain't woodpecker
CyberHexx
Ostrich Eggs are tough. I wouldn't want to slam my face into one.
WhatzitTooya
Darwin mode: The beak is formed to tear prey apart, not to penetrate hard objects. It's a buzzard, not a woodpecker.
AzaellexTytalus
Not for an ostrich egg. And really, their beaks aren’t good for force. They’re good for tearing flesh but they don’t slam their heads I to things like woodpeckers. If they did that, they could suffer a severe injury.
abtei
sharp yes, but not much mass behind to break the shell. like throwing a sewing needle at a melon... not much gonna happen
pinkguyismyhero
You need a hammer to open them easily.
oldguyexlurker
Pebble? That'a a small rock, the size of a large rock.
Kazpur81S
Which bird drops turtles from a high altitude?
CommisarFuklaw
Plenty of species use tools, most are just bad at it.
4charactersorlongerwasalreadytaken
He needs a hammer.
Nemacol
Need to make friends with a woodpecker.
Becker37
Got pretty shitty aim but I guess if you're throwing things with your face it might be a little difficult
Magpiebones
It takes several hits to get into an ostritch egg anyway.
RichardPenne
at 0:14 the photographer says "oh fuck this" turns off the camera, breaks the egg, then keeps filming as this weak-assed bird eats an un-earned meal.
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
They’re gonna need something bigger if mama turns up
Darkspire
WeaponizedJerk
I love the screeches of indignation.
Kensshinydetachablecockpiece
He kinda sucks at that
WoodyGoodman
hmijail
what is that from?
WoodyGoodman
Atlanta [2016]:
Detoc
It's a dinosaur eat dinosaur world out there.
michiyl
I also screech loudly when I can't open a jar
Zunderfeuer
Want me to open it with a rock?
AtsaMattaForMe
theyallwenttoMexico
Sounds like he's getting pissed off at himself because he keeps missing.... I guess we missed the money shot.
ChelVanin
Probably just used its beak
Zootsoot
TBh- I sound a lot like that when I can’t get the coffee jar open first thing in the morning.
SeeJenJen
Sounds like some buzzard curse words to me! You know the way the F word helps nuts and bolts become unstuck?
snarkybitch
Someone coming in with a hammer probably
theyallwenttoMexico
Agreed. 👍
AmazingKS
Problem solver
11Weasel11
Smarter than most MAGA voters!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That beak isn't sharp enough?
DeakVanNyke
That ain't woodpecker
CyberHexx
Ostrich Eggs are tough. I wouldn't want to slam my face into one.
WhatzitTooya
Darwin mode: The beak is formed to tear prey apart, not to penetrate hard objects. It's a buzzard, not a woodpecker.
AzaellexTytalus
Not for an ostrich egg. And really, their beaks aren’t good for force. They’re good for tearing flesh but they don’t slam their heads I to things like woodpeckers. If they did that, they could suffer a severe injury.
abtei
sharp yes, but not much mass behind to break the shell. like throwing a sewing needle at a melon... not much gonna happen
pinkguyismyhero
You need a hammer to open them easily.