Shot in the dick!

Sep 18, 2026 6:31 PM

MadJuansReturn

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There might be a theme today....

Was it Peter Weller that shot him in the dick?

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(Cue RoboCop meme)

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Last man standing

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I did not expect to hear the words, "Bitch get your tongue ring away from the scrotum hole" today.

This amuses me.

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Firemen used pliers to extract my tongue ring from my partners urethra when I was 19....

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Yep....

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How have I never seen this before.

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Is there a Sifu Eddie here? Sifu Eddie? Oh, we playing games? This churlish

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I have since then been referred to as A-A Ron.

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I gotta watch more Key & Peele

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Their everything is so funny

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A lot of the time I can get into some really crude humor, but other times I need something more clever and sophisticated like this.

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apparently its true that is always a key and peele skit you havent seen. first time seeing this 1 thanks lol

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It would appear so

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We never got it here, so when a clip pops off on socials its usually the first time for me. I only saw the football name skit two years ago, and the sweaty meme was 10 years old before i saw the context

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I’m a luck 10K today

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I'm beginning to suspect they filmed a lot more over the years and now just sprinkle every other day new unseen content from 15 years ago, like it was made today.

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53 episodes over five seasons plus one special.

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I recently saw a new to me one called severed head warriors. They're like barbarians fighting, one beheads the enemy and then picks up the head and makes it talk and everybody's laughing, they love it. It's all grunting and gesturing, there's no dialogue. Then hes trying other stuff to keep the joke going unsuccessfully like simulating fellatio with it and all the other barbarians are disgusted like you took it too far man

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I wonder if they'll ever put the complete series out on bluray or if I should just get the dvd copy instead.

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Yeah I had ice tea coming thru my nose over this one first time I heard it.

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Always the white girl 👧

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Are they ever not funny?

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My first wife used to say "get your grubby dick beaters off me". I miss that little psychopath.

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