This ones pretty good..

Oct 30, 2013 12:10 AM

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This ones pretty good..

That looks like me after I shave my beard off.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

There are enough downvoted comments that some unoriginal person will get lots of karma complaining about downvote fairies

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

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Go home baby, you're drunk. Oh wait..

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Now what???? Either piss drunk or walk!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it? IS IT?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This baby looks so Irish.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So i was pooping my diapers and i thought to myself, 20 years from now when i'm doing this again, i will really wish i still had diapers.

13 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 3

New product idea: Adult Diapers for Drunks.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a drunk adult, when did I forget to walk?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

indeed <3

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baby Geniuses 2: When Things Fell Apart

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Wait, are we doing the 'downvote every comment' thing again?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

So I'ma 12 pack into my night wondering when the hell did I learn to type?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He looks like Vladimir Putin... years before KGB!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine you leaving a trail of pee from the bar all the way home when you say "piss drunk".

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I like his shirt. That's a nice shirt.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

13 years ago | Likes 617 Dislikes 8

And you always wake up without pants!

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Dude, I remember like everything from my childhood. I think you spelled 'infancy' wrong or something.

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And you'd fall asleep somewhere and wake up at home in your bed with no memory of how you got there....

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

The things I did when too young to care... you don't even want to know about it.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of the most accurate things i've ever heared

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toddlers are essentially drunk midgets.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was uncomfortably sober for most of my childhood. I got to tell all the adults what they did/said. I think that was actually more fun.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As the baby of 8 cousins, I can confirm this.

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