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Toomuchinternet33
Facebook is leaking onto Imgur, again.
Samyasha
MaraJade2015
I love Aragorn
IJustReallyWantedTo
I'm more disappointed with trees, really.
Crazyeyedpsycho
You deserve more credit for this comment
Thismuchistrue
Women not being able to distinguish fantasy from reality.
420blaizeofgloryhahaha
There may come a day when women distinguish reality from fantasy!.....BUT THAT IS NOT THIS DAYY!
Sarstralis
As a dude, I would be alllll over Aragorn or Faramir...
turalyawn
I look exactly like a Tolkien character. The mouth of sauron's handsome right? Hey laaadddiiieeessss
anitabieror6
I credit my dad
tats10bucksUOme
Your expectations for hobbits must be trough the roof
AndyColton
I assume expectations for Hobbits aren't so... High.
alledelgardo
Oh my god. This explains so much. Yes. Thank you.
groovydawgs
At least Tolkien was realistic...
thisisotterpop
Oh dear lord I hope that's sarcasm haha
IAmLobstronomous
Fantasy species aside, most races were great, fell from a stupid mistake, and work to become great again. That's human nature all wrapped up
NotCanadianCalisse
Numenoreans?
Khaleesi1985
The bloodline of Numenor is all but spent
copingcabana
I blame my father. But I'm a dude, so it's really about self disappointment.
dogpillowkittenlover
Thats such a boramir thing to say
Theycallmewhatthefuck
I am the king of gondor.
LetterKenny
http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ba05585471e5fc37674da8e4ef10a16/tumblr_mw7btfCl3g1s9lptno1_r1_500.gif
MrFeckingDuck
Surely Peter Jackson is to blame?
bijomaru78
How is that not the first comment in a community that loves being accurate?
angelicyokai
Need me a man who can save the world...
DigitalGuru42
Then you need a hobbit. Samwise to be sure.
muxxsteel
You bow to no man.
ethanhawkeye
As a guy with dark eyes, I just hate the fact that nearly every "hot" LOTR character had green or blue eyes, like they're superior somehow.
shepardcommander07
I love eyes with soul, dont care about color as long as they're expressive :)
otiumCatulli
The same goes for Victoria secret models, even the black girls have light eyes
itwasonlyajokebro
A lot of actors have light eyes
ColonelCouch
Bow down to blue eyed superiority peasant
Khaleesi1985
I love brown eyes, and HATE blue eyes. They make me distrustful of the person
Macewindow54
:(
TalkRlyehianToMe
You're an irrational person that bases your trust on someone on a totally random genetic trait
Khaleesi1985
I've typically never had positive experiences with people that have blue eyes. I've always found them to be sneaky.
TalkRlyehianToMe
There is no scientific basis whatsoever linking eye colour and personality traits. It's like saying mobile imgur users believe nonsense.
Khaleesi1985
My personal experience, lessons learnt, and instinct help me determine how to live my life. I don't know why this is such a big deal to you
infomercials
....but why though
AntiChri5
Have you read the Stormlight Archive? You should read the Stormlight Archive.
alltheotherusernamesaregone
Finishing up the first book right now. Listening to it and I have an hour out of 45 hours left. It's been quite the journey.
ethanhawkeye
*looks it up* Well that's just great lol
YoloMojoJojo
Don't mind me. I'm just here to upvote ME username. <3
shepardcommander07
YoloMojoJojo
Nopls. Bittersweet memories. Q^Q
shepardcommander07
The shepard shuffle is where its at :P
MightyTrismegistus
Blame Peter Jackson
Macewindow54
I love Erogon.
VoltisArt
Wraithbusters?
snarkface
Faramir was the best. (In the book. He got totally shafted in the movies.)
hmcd2008
His eyes!
IAmLobstronomous
While Faramir was admittedly badass, no he was not the best. That title belongs to Beren.
KrifPomPomKrif
He got that cool song by pippin in his background tho.
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
I really got the hots for Denethor II post immolation but pre plunge to death.
Grootality
I'd shaft him so hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ethanhawkeye
Agreed. I'm the "younger brother" in my family though, so it was really easy to identify with him and I might be biased.
BlibberingHumdinger
Lol definitely.
Jgerladpinsk
Berens cool too
RickC137
That's such a boromir thing to say!
itsprollyfine
I liked him in the movie also.
Noughmad
Also Nearamir. And don't forget Whereveryouareamir.
Ronelyn
RIGHT? The ONLY human to say "Nope! Take the ring, take it now, take it far the hell away."
Falanxzealot
You mean outside Aragorn looking at the offered ring in Frodo's hand and making a point of closing Frodo's hand over it and sending him off?
Ronelyn
Blah numenorean yadda might as well be an elf blah blee, but that's true.
GigglesthatJiggles
He said that in the extendeds though
MyWeeLadGimli
After he basically kidnapped them and took them to Osgiliath.
TheDogEnd
That was such a *huge* part of not only his character, but the entire host of characters by contrast. Faramir was pure in the books.
Mavgurian
Pure? Not after I met him!
Samyasha
darthOnion
And the brother of the guy who tried to take it by force.
Macewindow54
Out of love and desperation tho. (An explanation not an excuse)
Mavgurian
Which is what Galadriel talks about.
FlatPlutoSociety
Pretty sure Boromir got shafted worse.
Phenome
Boromir was always my favorite.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Damn.
sporkie
Got em
porkiloki
arrow shafted. multiple times.
mistersteel
As a screenwriter I understand why they did it, but it also lessens the tragedy of Boromir, which is a shame.
magicad
Was it for the same reason that they padded the Hobbit so egregiously?
thedeepdarkrabbitholeofinternetporn
money money money!
PreciousPotato
No, heard the studio wanted a trilogy, but the script was for two movies, so they padded and messed up the art of storytelling.
BlibberingHumdinger
Its same as why Frodo got all the good Hobbit lines. We only have a few hrs so the main plot has to be bout main characters.
thedeepdarkrabbitholeofinternetporn
few hours?! the extended cuts are all 36 hours/movie
BlibberingHumdinger
Lols. 12.? Hrs in total
thedeepdarkrabbitholeofinternetporn
feels like 36 hours/movie