JustSquanching
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Go wash your hands and face.
Mar 26, 2020 5:34 AM
JustSquanching
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Go wash your hands and face.
gastonlikegaston
He's right you know
carpediem3
He’s especially good at expectorating. ?
ReverseTrapTsukasa
After the Covid-apocalypse humanity changed and they have forgotten why they do somethings to remain clean
MoreAshyThanLarry
He's even stopped expectorating, what a guy.
PinkSheep4Lyfe
Oh fuck you
Baduumtsss
Gaston's an asshole
GoAwayOrIWillTauntYouASecondTime
Asshoe
xKujanx
Doubting I'm the only one who sang it
TheModsAreDBags
My favorite character of my wife’s favorite movie lol
MrSticklerMeeseeks
Pass him up for some good ole fashioned beastiality #unpopularopinion
Threewisemen
Disney hired a "Gaston" who refused to stop challenging guests to push-up contests. They hired and ended up firing the perfect Gaston.
GoAwayOrIWillTauntYouASecondTime
Did they make him train his replacement from India first?
tehdeathkitten
Yup. I sang this in my head. +1
zingwing1
I named my ford flex gaston.
AllTheGoodUserNamesAreTakenFML
If Tony Horton was a cartoon.
igndar
Yesterday night I ate 4 dozen eggs, mostly because I was bored. Today I'm gonna eat 5 dozen eggs, so I can get through my hoard.
IBentMyWookie
Turbolibros
selexor
WHILE IN MORONS THE VIRUS IS IIIIIINCUBAAAATING
mrcheese1
Just realized Gaston is Don Draper
Ireadtoomuch
Unless you're one of those armless people that opens doors with their face as long as you dont touch your face hands are good
GuttaPercha
ParisDakar
And I just sang that in my head. +1 from me
ProfessorMatt
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Now that I'm here I eat five pizzas too, so my roughly the size of a baaaaaaaaaarge?!
RelaxoChillaxo
...guh!
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GoldblumNoises
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Call a bondulance...
0ddcrayon
TheMisterGreen
This is great
WhatTheHellHero
Sauce?
0ddcrayon
Source: https://youtu.be/60NuAvPiPlE #nirvana #current_events
WhatTheHellHero
Thanks.
Gandhididnothingwrong
No one drums like Gaston, sings and hums like Gaston
ThePurpleKnight
Glorious!
Spearka
Dude, Gaston is the guy that would insist COVID doesn't exist and get himself and the whole village infected
daromander
Why? Gaston may be full of himself but it's not like he was stupid
CausticCake
Didn't he regularly buy out the town's supply of eggs. Cant imagine a pandemic hitting that town
motorwaffle
No, Gaston would personally enforce quarantine in the most brutish way possible and expect to be considered a hero for it.
gtmiller
Nooooo ooooone infects like Gaston!
MeSoErnie
Dr. Fauci trying to warn the President about Covid-19... Jan 2020, colorized
txtmylife
People can change, Bront.
MarkRavingMad
...but the soooooong
Brainlord
hehehehe classic Gaston
PrincessCauliflower
He's particularly good at expectorating, he's a super spreader!!
fatcatdeadrat101
Gaston, the providential spring breaker.
TrueLegateDamar
And put Belle and her father in a mental asylum for telling people to isolate and wash their hands.
blmcdonald
No he would admit it exists but insist that he’s too strong to be affected.....then he would get himself and the whole village infected
KitchenComandante
Pompous, self absorbed, superiority complex, not a fan of reading/logic/reason......Yep. Gaston is a 2020 Spring Breaker.
Galkurion
Somehow you've managed to twist literally the plague into another "millenials are ruining things" moment. Congratulations.
KitchenComandante
*millennials. I never mentioned us and we are too old for spring break. Your attempt to White Knight for my generation has failed.
Galkurion
Lol
Targe0
Oh from that description I thought you were talking about Trump. Who knew those two has so much in common?
DreadPierateRoberts
Are we sure he didnt spring break?
Einstein9073
Except Gaston has large hands and is attractive.
Targe0
Ah that is very true and no one is as Manly as Gaston.
BigDickJesus
Ha gaaay
HelgenBorderPatrol
To be fair, he only seemed like an asshole because we knew Belle and her father weren't crazy. If you told me a werewolf lived in an (1/2
HelgenBorderPatrol
2/2 Abandoned lord's castle down the street and that he WASN'T a man eating monster and that he was kinda hot I'd probably be alarmed too.
zman0914
UFoBratano
Gaston was the village hero. Belle and her father the local loonies
Crowlands
People tend to forget the whole "get Maurice imprisoned on trumped up charges to extort Belle into dating him" part...
HelgenBorderPatrol
I didn't forget, I just think that from the outside looking in her father looks fucking insane to normal people. (1
HelgenBorderPatrol
(2 forcing Belle to date him isn't ok, but he's an egotistical prick so he probably just thinks she's playing hard to get
RandomName24601
To be fair, he seemed like an asshole LONG before that
GoAwayOrIWillTauntYouASecondTime
But he still got laid like tile.
HelgenBorderPatrol
Wasn't he revealed in like the first 5 minutes of the movie? I'm not saying you're wrong, it's just been a while.
RandomName24601
Yeah that's my point, he seems like an asshole from the start, long before monsters in abandoned castles became a topic
robliodan
"What good is a book without any pictures?" ...He seems like an idiot too.
HelgenBorderPatrol
... but his chiseled thighs?