Just found out that my new roommate is a psychopath

Jan 18, 2018 7:56 PM

sgbench

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He also sleeps with no sheets on his mattress - a well-used, college student housing mattress

Bet he wipes from the front, too. Do his balls smell like shit?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

HEATHEN!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Patient zero has been located, summon the teams

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He'll be wearing your skin before the end of the month. Get out while you can!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I live in UserSub. Laughing too much!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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op: run away, far and fast. Leave your stuff, it's contaminated by crazy now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the appropriate way to hang toilet paper if you have a cat. Trust me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's resistant to the nastiest germs. Be very, very cautious.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Papa Nurgle gives the best presents.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds normal to me. The mattress is kinda weird but at least he puts toilet paper on the holder the right way.

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You beast.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's touching the wall though

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Does he have a cat?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy ^^. Cats will unroll the whole thing if you mount it paper out.

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