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ImAWeirdMom
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DallasGuage
#55 nice grind he should have gone faster to clear the rail rookie move!
MoreCoffee729
#9 This is why your shoes have pee in them
SubiBryant
#53 This is the dumbest shit I've seen in a while. I'm taking it.
UltraLincoln
#37 hey now, service Doms exist
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
There are DOZENS of us!
Lontri
#22 there are also guys that only touch or even give any attention when they want sex. I've been in relationships with a few guys like that. I feel like they need to couple up with the women that are the same. I'm not like that, so the relationships didn't work out.
I've now found someone who gives me affection and attention even around his friends! He keeps taking my hand an e gives me kisses and he keeps looking at me and aaaa that's what I've wanted!
endyrr
#23 what is genesis
EmeraldLight
Thank you!
duhqueenmoki
#22 yes, women please do this. But also men, what type of toxic life are you living that you haven't addressed your loneliness or ever felt safe in any of your friendships or relationships to do this? Men, you shouldn't get to this point 😢
Brhino
#24 you can't hit the kicker while he's kicking it. Afterwards, the rules are different. One of the best parts of football is when the undersized kicker comes flying in out of nowhere and blasts a guy on the other team for daring to return his kick.
MeanWinchester
#48 see also - if you stand in the AoE that was pre-warned with a 5 second build up sigil, i will take that as you deciding you don't want heals, you have chosen an honourable death by fire
pwnedbill
Everyone hit by a puddle in ffxiv titan raid. In fact just dps in general. You know what? No heals for anyone but the healer.
marshmallowcommando
#8 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1czdwbjlteDhybnIwcHQxMjhzcHdqMjN0NXNsNzFjd3g2YWl4Z2ZtbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/j0qSbeNFuzjhXKFVSP/200w.webp
BlackBeardMakes
What is that?
necroticon
Brooklyn 99
BlackBeardMakes
Thanks!
MeanWinchester
#14 why you got thumbs like big toes?
JohnThatcher
#62 "Even the girls?"
"Especially the girls."
Hutchy01
#32 Alright folks, I'm off on a journey, and I will either return in triumph or not at all.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#23 genesis
Clayman8
#21 2/10 times its the fun part, depending on the game. Anything in the CoD alley is that, coincidentally the exact opposite for pretty much anything else weirdly.
Rips4w
#33 How many different ways do we need to let bees know we want them dead?
joepineapplesindrag
#19
robotobo
#45 A feat of great skill
rustythecyborg
That McDonalds should have been an Arby’s.
Clayman8
#37 the line is fine and flimsy, and we cross it daily.
sibers73
#42 well technically calcium is a metal so you should be able to cast heat metal on someone's bones
Valkyr1987
The spell specifies manufactured metal objects that you can see so no you can't, also casting it on coins in their mouth wouldn't work unless they have their mouth open
LankyBootyGriswald
#10 Describes me in 3 words.
Littledirtybirdyfeet
#22 I feel bad for these men, but where are you finding them? Ive dated a handful, and my love language is physical touch, so I'm always massaging and touching and cuddling, never got a touch starved reaction from any of them.
Kaze54
Once, when I was 15, I was working as a bus boy for a restaurant. And the waitress touched my back as she walked by. It felt like lightning going through my body, in an amazing way. It made me kinda sad because I wondered when that would happen again, if ever.
ImAWeirdMom
I also ddote on and give physical affection to the men I'm with.
I also make sure at the very least to give my 22 year old son a tight hug every time I see him.
RunToTheMoon
Oooooooooo. Are you single?
PedanticAsshat
We're out here.
dieselfury
Most of the women I've dated had touch love language, but I dont really have that. I know its not wrong, but a lot of dudes are raised without it and being told needing it is weak. I dont think that myself, but it really informed just how my OS works. When the touch you had access to was being hit, you deprioritize it. I think that's unfortunately pretty common.
ArchSchnitz
I have a bit of touch starvation, because my accessible touch as a child all hurt. My mother managed to make *affection* hurt, and was abusive atop that. It took me a long time to wind down enough that I could accept physical touch without a strong reaction. Now it's mild, but I'll fall in love with someone that touches me tenderly. My love language, though, is quality time.
DylanHebert
As one such, we may have conditioned ourselves to feel shame that (all) we want from a woman is (sexual) attention when that seems repugnant. Gotta crack through that outer shell with the most direct ask of "hey, you wanna do this? (Sexy thing)" Then the flood gates open. Then the cuddles. Then the crying on the chest. Then the "real" them which is usually stunted and obnoxious. Then, maybe, a better version of the real them which is a little more balanced... us neurodivergents can be fun!
Rage3
I've been starved for years but finally met someone that doesn't mind me being a radiator
AK90
I need me someone like that too! I live in Sweden and don't own any winter clothes, I'm basically a furnace. Downside is summer, so much sweating.
Rage3
Eyy, I'm in Sweden as well! I do need winter clothes though. My skin still hasn't forgiven me from january 2024 and its -20°C when I skimped out a bit.
AK90
Ouch. I usually go to get groceries without a sweater on xD I do put on a sweater when it goes below - 5 though. Other than that I don't own any winter clothing.
scaredshirtless
#23 Nintendo 7:11 "And this spoketh the Lord, saying 'Two for flinching!' And lo, the Lord smacked him twice."
As it is written, so shall it be.
excici
#41 you are a meanie.
Greypuppy
#48 Spite should be a bigger section, at least for me. I've let many a hunter and rogue die for "sneakily" pulling more adds into the fight. You tap it, you tank it.
piconuke
#42 no no no. They can't say anything with a burned mouth. If you commission a metal buttplug or q tips, on the other end...
ForlornHopeful
#11 - Pilot G2 was the pen that did it for me
ImAWeirdMom
Same omg G2 are fantastic
BishlamekGurpgork
I've found them to be . . . okayish? Like, they're pretty good for disposables, but I wouldn't say they're fantastic disposables.
Last time I investigated pens (supply question at a workplace) my ranking for best based on mixed reviews and a sampler I bought settled me on the Uni Jetstream for disposables, and Pentel's Energel for left-handed writers. Both a little more expensive, but just better, if you don't constantly lose pens.
ForlornHopeful
I'll give the Uni Jetstream a try, can't hurt :)
BishlamekGurpgork
Low-viscosity ink that'll write where gel ink can't, like receipt paper, and super smooth writer. Zebra Sarasa's are worth a mention. They're good for lefties as they dry fast, and they're resistant to smudging if you use highlighters. If you like needle tips, I have a penchant for Ohto graphic liners. Engineering pens, but they write at an angle very well, and are also super smooth. They can get ruined easily if you drop them on the tip, though.
BishlamekGurpgork
I should mention pigma, I guess. Art pens for crisp lines, but also great writers. They have a scratchy texture I don't like, but by other metrics they lay down a very smooth line.
TheLegionofDoom
Genesis
weirdcalculator
Thanks. I was pretty sure there was no Book of Atari, but not 100%.
CambridgeVeterinary
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1am5sYnVhNmJmc2RzNW42ZnZidmt3eXMxaGIzOWVhazN1b3Rrcm9tbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/200w.webp
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CommunCreator
Consult the book of Nintendo, verses 9-11: “And lo, there shall come unto you a savior. And you shall call him Zelda, even though that’s not his name.”
HumdrumConundrum
My thought process: "Let's list books in the Bible, maybe that will help figure it out. 1) Genesis...oh that's it."
SirVG
People in Europe and Japan: Da fuck?
goofyhsk
Mega Drive
stringgoboom
Wrong. “What is genesis”
justaguyinthebackrow
SailorPupitar
Nah he wasn't that smart
NacLac
That's not fair. Who says, "I have a Genesis."? It's a Sega. Boo on the question writers....
(just embarrassed I didn't get it)
pwnedbill
+1 for eventual honesty
CorGoBrrrr
As an elder millennial, I remember other kids just calling it Sega or Genesis interchangeably. Or using its full title of Sega Genesis if they really wanted to impress you or express their perceived superiority over your Nintendo.
It was even in all the ads.
applesforjuice
It's not a question, it's an answer
DarkDuskBlade
See, to me it sounds weirder saying "I have a Sega" partially b/c the Dreamcast exists and because hearing "Kids and their Nintendo's" when I was younger always annoyed the hell out of me.
froBiden
Also, there was an 8-bit console called the Sega Master System before the Genesis. So the Genesis wasn't even the genesis of Sega's game console manufacture.
Illumian85
In my brain all of the Sega consoles have Sega as part of their name. So it's not genesis to me, it's Sega genesis
bestbanting
Okay, I know this is already on FP so no one will even see this comment, and I *also* know it’s just a joke meme, but. #36 If your hand is all the way in the UTERUS, you have completely missed the point.
GeneralDisorder
Hey now! No kink shaming.
BishlamekGurpgork
While I WANT to object that the joke is obvious, my gender has disappointed me on such subjects before.
CatShadowleaf
Yeah that one made me wince.