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Attractive Man Tax: Zach Miko
LOVE me a dad bod.
Vol. 1-250 https://imgur.com/gallery/uDUzG
Vol. 251-445 https://imgur.com/gallery/uFsPfR9
“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin
DJOldguy
Wouldn't mind someone coming and setting up a TV like that in my home, might even watch it occasionally!!!
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#16
trigonman3
#22 I once responded to this question at the doctor's office with "Whattya need?" Got a chuckle.
trigonman3
#1 The reboot of the Mannequin Cinematic Universe has some unexpected scenes.
iluvdis
I think you're using the word crap wrong.
iamfamous
Have an upvote :)
MemeMuseumCurator
blwoodcock
#6 I know me well enough to know not to set anything that expensive where I can step on it.
LunchB0X00
#7 also works if listening to Waterloo by Abba
OliverOtter
#4 They don't have the color pattern for it, but I think those cat twins are Siamese. They seem joined at the hip.
Ribaldrie
#15 babies need warm
PigsCanJump
#15 "No, they're not my kids. I'm just babysitting."
nintyuk
#15 My children may have fur instead of feathers but I love them just the same
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
Jeso Christo the last one looks like me
Appollon
#7 This video makes me happy.
vegivamp
#3 Always do!
debilitatedbychoicehelp
#7 Well this is amazing
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
#26 If you love a dad bod, you might want to peek my profile. ;)
MemeMuseumCurator
Dad bod, check. Cute, check. Dachshunds (which are my favorite), check. You are cleared for landing, Captain.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
You seemed to be the kind of classy dame who enjoys themself a nice wiener. ;)
FlurpNerp
Bruh.
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Fair enough.
CaptGunpowder
#2 I wanna learn how to ride motorcycles just so I can fulfill my fantasy of riding down a leafy road just like that
Unholytrashpanda
#12 that's a kid who has watched a parent lovingly pat their cat
trigonman3
Respect the death blades
anyrandom0
Pet raccoons are cool but you always have to worry about neighbors calling animal control. And they got razor claws and they love messes.
anyrandom0
I’ve heard skunks can be desprayed(?) and they make even better pets but veterinarians don’t want to do the surgery.
DoktorWeasel
Legality varies by state as well.
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
#1 Me thinking "He'd better have kept that racoon!" And then the last frame came in. d'aaaaaawwww.
TheTwoHoles
Had a roommate save racoon babies and try to raise them. Once they grow they become so mischievous. Ended up waking up one morning and they>
TheTwoHoles
SunBrolem
Raccoons are essentially cats with thumbs.
TheRealFireFrenzy
that is both a great sales pitch and the most terrifying thing i've ever heard!
thesixmilliondollarman
It gets two thumbs up
princessdogface
I don’t give a shit about the rest of this. Show me more of the raccoon and it’s human!
firesurfer
this is the best I could find, https://youtu.be/fREdkz795-E
BigPLLL
That is one handy dude
Elnauriel
Rocket: The Early Years
Wikipedo
The raccoon is human??
HolyGeezIJustWantedToLickEm
It is!
NomNomming
firesurfer
more but only a little of raccoon,
https://www.tiktok.com/@nicki__s/video/7013836574358064390
somethingsomethingwittyhere
They work for Lockheed Martin. No, I can't tell you on what project.
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YuckFuMaga
Anyone else see the raccoon next to the drill and think…”oh fuck…” wondering when it was gonna turn on
RosiePeaches23
Her name was Reba. She was very loved.
ifididnothaveabellybuttonwherewouldiputallmylint
Was? ?
RosiePeaches23
Yeah, there is a reason you don't allow small children or cute racoons around heavy machinery. Poor baby got squished by a scissor lift.
ifididnothaveabellybuttonwherewouldiputallmylint
:'(
OldManShitStainsRidesAgain
Bad news time: apparently the raccoon died. There was an accident... involving a scissor lift. Have a wonderful rest of your day.
princessdogface
Sad!!
Hal1918
InnovativePurgatory
Not that I don't believe you but Source?
Squishyah
Here is their Tiktok, they still post montage clips of her occasionally. https://www.tiktok.com/@nicki__s
Squishyah
About the accident: https://www.tiktok.com/@nicki__s/video/7016135126060911878?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7208940846043940395
InnovativePurgatory
Dang, was really hoping this was not the case but from the video, I can see how it happened.
Nalianna
#4 Siamese cats? :P
20MBHDD
The last one... It's not a Dad Bod. It's a Father Figure
Suemio
built like the beast titan
jetblue7
If you are the desert
I'll be the sea
misswhiskykiss
#7 who is this? @op do you know?
FoeWest
I found him. tic tok @gio1ne Here is a link to the original: https://www.tiktok.com/@gio1ne/video/7145788251708738822
misswhiskykiss
Thank you
MemeMuseumCurator
I don't. I would like to, though.
Unholytrashpanda
#7 this guy is an incredible dancer
MemeMuseumCurator
He makes it all look effortless. Very light on his feet.
Iaimtomisbehave
#8 If we have to tell y'all not to do this by now, y'all boned. But let your S.O. come in and find you in shorts using one, oh yeah!
PanNonOpticon
At the time of that add you didn't gift a hoover, you gave free time. And they were expensive so it was a luxury item. It was like giving
PanNonOpticon
an expensive spa treatment today. 50s appliances gave women more free time. Adds look funny today when we don't understand that.
IrrelevantHandle
Yeah, we sometimes disdain the idea of a housewife today, but back in the day it was a real full time job. It took *work*
Clarifairy
Thing is, in many cases it still is a full time job in addition to paid labor. And it's not like it was recognised as labor then or now. 1/2
Clarifairy
And even when paid for, care work is still mostly done by women/non-male folk and not recompensed enough. Gender care gap is still a thing.