Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 445

Mar 8, 2023 4:25 AM

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Attractive Man Tax: Zach Miko
LOVE me a dad bod.

Vol. 1-250 https://imgur.com/gallery/uDUzG
Vol. 251-445 https://imgur.com/gallery/uFsPfR9

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

Wouldn't mind someone coming and setting up a TV like that in my home, might even watch it occasionally!!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#16

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#22 I once responded to this question at the doctor's office with "Whattya need?" Got a chuckle.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 The reboot of the Mannequin Cinematic Universe has some unexpected scenes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you're using the word crap wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have an upvote :)

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#6 I know me well enough to know not to set anything that expensive where I can step on it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 also works if listening to Waterloo by Abba

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#4 They don't have the color pattern for it, but I think those cat twins are Siamese. They seem joined at the hip.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#15 babies need warm

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 "No, they're not my kids. I'm just babysitting."

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#15 My children may have fur instead of feathers but I love them just the same

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Jeso Christo the last one looks like me

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 This video makes me happy.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 Always do!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7 Well this is amazing

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#26 If you love a dad bod, you might want to peek my profile. ;)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dad bod, check. Cute, check. Dachshunds (which are my favorite), check. You are cleared for landing, Captain.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You seemed to be the kind of classy dame who enjoys themself a nice wiener. ;)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Bruh.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fair enough.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 I wanna learn how to ride motorcycles just so I can fulfill my fantasy of riding down a leafy road just like that

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#12 that's a kid who has watched a parent lovingly pat their cat

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Respect the death blades

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pet raccoons are cool but you always have to worry about neighbors calling animal control. And they got razor claws and they love messes.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I’ve heard skunks can be desprayed(?) and they make even better pets but veterinarians don’t want to do the surgery.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Legality varies by state as well.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Me thinking "He'd better have kept that racoon!" And then the last frame came in. d'aaaaaawwww.

3 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

Had a roommate save racoon babies and try to raise them. Once they grow they become so mischievous. Ended up waking up one morning and they>

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Raccoons are essentially cats with thumbs.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

that is both a great sales pitch and the most terrifying thing i've ever heard!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It gets two thumbs up

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t give a shit about the rest of this. Show me more of the raccoon and it’s human!

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this is the best I could find, https://youtu.be/fREdkz795-E

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That is one handy dude

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Rocket: The Early Years

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The raccoon is human??

3 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2

It is!

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3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

more but only a little of raccoon,
https://www.tiktok.com/@nicki__s/video/7013836574358064390

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They work for Lockheed Martin. No, I can't tell you on what project. v

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Anyone else see the raccoon next to the drill and think…”oh fuck…” wondering when it was gonna turn on

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Her name was Reba. She was very loved.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was? ?

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Yeah, there is a reason you don't allow small children or cute racoons around heavy machinery. Poor baby got squished by a scissor lift.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bad news time: apparently the raccoon died. There was an accident... involving a scissor lift. Have a wonderful rest of your day.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sad!!

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Not that I don't believe you but Source?

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Here is their Tiktok, they still post montage clips of her occasionally. https://www.tiktok.com/@nicki__s

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang, was really hoping this was not the case but from the video, I can see how it happened.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Siamese cats? :P

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last one... It's not a Dad Bod. It's a Father Figure

3 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

built like the beast titan

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you are the desert
I'll be the sea

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#7 who is this? @op do you know?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I found him. tic tok @gio1ne Here is a link to the original: https://www.tiktok.com/@gio1ne/video/7145788251708738822

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't. I would like to, though.

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#7 this guy is an incredible dancer

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He makes it all look effortless. Very light on his feet.

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#8 If we have to tell y'all not to do this by now, y'all boned. But let your S.O. come in and find you in shorts using one, oh yeah!

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

At the time of that add you didn't gift a hoover, you gave free time. And they were expensive so it was a luxury item. It was like giving

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

an expensive spa treatment today. 50s appliances gave women more free time. Adds look funny today when we don't understand that.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah, we sometimes disdain the idea of a housewife today, but back in the day it was a real full time job. It took *work*

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Thing is, in many cases it still is a full time job in addition to paid labor. And it's not like it was recognised as labor then or now. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

And even when paid for, care work is still mostly done by women/non-male folk and not recompensed enough. Gender care gap is still a thing.

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