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Rendova
Put them discretely under the dog, then no one will know till the punches fly.
OverSpiced
#4 I mean... I wouldn't say that this normal is actually the normal that you want... But you wouldn't die at least.
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
#5 ...because this setup was too expensive for the average person.
noonehasthisoneyet
#7
hfctom
#2 I don't know if that's their merch, but here in Cleveland Motogo has a fundraiser for bringing back shop class. They have an outreach program that goes to local schools and teaches students how to work on motorcycles. It's a brilliant program and part of the motorcycle co-op Skidmark Garage https://motogocleveland.com/benefit2025
REOJackwagon
#1 what happens when you don't give StLPD a free hot dog
CheekyRose
#5
bikergeek6249
#2 If we bring back shop class we also need to not treat shop class as a "dumping ground" or "program of last resort" for those not suited to or interested in college prep classes like my high school did. (I went to HS in a rich town in northern NJ.)
evilcoffeechick
That was so frustrating. I get that I was just this unguided mass of curiosity in school but I wanted to learn things and shop was interesting. Wood slightly less than metal because the wood shop guy was salty about girls not being forced exclusively into HomeEc.
But they used to have auto shop and that got moved into a 'you're a waste of space' thing that you couldn't take if your grades were too college-appropriate.
jimd1954
#1 I will give up my ketchup on my hot dog when the condiment police arrest me, cuff me and read me my Miranda rights.
TheFunionKnight
#1 without a shrine the machine spirit cannot be appeased
quadridr70
Ketchup: the condiment that divides nations, starts turf wars, and turns hot dog vendors into vigilante sauce enforcers. One squirt could land you in culinary courthouse!
doctorId
#1 Bruh when I visited NY all the hot dog vendors I could find wanted $3 for a basic-ass hot dog you'd get from a $5 pack at the grocery store.
Newitt
You're paying for the experience with the street vendors. For the real ripoffs go to LaGuardia airport. I spent ten dollars for a sub sandwich that would typically cost a third of that at the gas station.
zachform
#1 Reminds me of the pineapple on pizza argument, who cares what toppings people put on their food. If they think it taste's good then who does it harm?
harryplt788
#8 I have an MBA and a decade of experience. Where’s my job?
Andersen81
#1 Yes it will be to spicy, mayo will do just fine /s
VaxxedCanadian
jimhotep
I like ketchup on my hot dog.
mijolnirmk4
It’s like they don’t know about “let people enjoy things”.
TheHappyHermit
i dislike the hot dog elitism. or really any food elitism (looking at you Italians). it really is such a whiny, pathetic thing to demand or be upset about.
Raikupath
as long as you keep your shitty versions of our food in your country we're good.
deweydecibel
You probably like pineapple on your pizza, too…
…I do too.
Affray
I put grapes on a pizza for dinner earlier, it kinda hits like pineapple but not as sweet.
PerpetualExhaustion
#1 What happens when you put ketchup on a hotdog in New York? Don’t make me laugh. In Chicago we’ll pull out your fucking fingernails and kill your firstborn if you put ketchup on a hotdog. Stay in New York if you want your hotdogs tame. Don’t waste our fucking time.
ArkoneAxon
#1 I like mine with ketchup, mayo, and lettuce, tomato, and onion.
TofuGolem
#1 In Chicago, that cop would be arresting him to protect him from the rioters.
darthbiscuit
#1 Been to NYC a few times. Never saw a hotdog cart without ketchup available.
CommodoreSkippy
Native born New Yorker here, never once heard anything about us having an anti-ketchup culture. It's practically the default.
DonoraSmogger
#6 Well, we were Close to the Edge and needed help.
ChaLeGai
Well, he died like he lived. Not knowing the difference between then and than.
swedeonamoose
#1 Ketchup, mustard, roasted onions and shrimp salad, for the classic swedish hot dog experience.
harryplt788
Is shrimp salad ceviche?
OmbreMallards
Ngl, this comment totally reminded me of the "Nordic Foods" video by Ólafur Waage! ;) for those who haven't seen his videos; https://youtu.be/Dj75sB5jB6A?si=LgmNHF81r37ioVm2
rusrsdude
#2 this is a meme?
combatkillaz
I remember whacking off around/near/on that respected computer
Robbann
#4 few days ago i felt my pocket and couldn't feel my car keys, and my heart did that.
i was driving
RummageSaleBubbler
RummageSaleBubbler
Also, "oh yeah, this is a dress".
Newitt
Who hasn't searched for their phone while talking on it? Modern equivalent of searching for your sunglasses while they're perched on your head.
evilcoffeechick
Certainly not me I'm not standing here holding my phone with the flashlight on thinking 'now how far could it have gone....'
There's a whole self-patdown routine I have to go through just to remind myself that this shit still exists. Sunglasses on head? Hooked on shirt? Okay good. Phone where? Easier search in summer because almost none of those pockets are functional....
Two or three times in the store on a good day.
thatguyfromny
Except, that's a Missouri license plate on the cart, a St. Louis phone number on the sign, and NYPD has blue uniforms. Oh, and NY'rs have no issues with ketchup on a hot dog. Just don't get any on your knish or you'll get shanked.
Newitt
We murder to dissect.
PballQhead
Also the Vienna Beef umbrella…NY is Sabrett's or death.
thatguyfromny
Or (gagging, retching noises) Golden D...
Dpatgotbanned
#1 this is intolerance of others hotdog beliefs. I though NY was a sanctuary city.....tisk tisk
supervillainsevilmoustache
Come out to Seattle when they offer a Seattle style dog. And it has cream cheese *barf*
my2micmacs
That would even gag a maggot!!
WoopDeFrickenDoo
mustard AND ketchup is lifechanging if you haven't tried it somehow
DidItForScience
I thought #1 was a more serious crime in Chicago?
Munchman347
'Wadda you want on your dog, pickled cabbage?', 'Hell yeah!', 'How bout some sweet pickled onions?', 'Mmmm!', 'Or some pickled mustard seed powder?', 'Ahh, that sounds yummy!' 'We got sweet pickled cucumber Too!', 'Pile it on!', 'And lastly, we got sweet pickled tomato sauce...', 'WHAT!? Hell No! That's Kid stuff!!!'... 🤔🌭
sal0qwerty
Man just have a pickle
myscaleisntaccurate
If loving ketchup on hotdogs is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
doobiedoobop
I heard NY is where you get the best salsa
Dpatgotbanned
Get a rope
supervillainsevilmoustache
It’s an old meme, but it checks out.
JoeT85
Not a big mustard fan. How about Honey mustard, can i get away with that?
Santac99
Ketchup, mustard, pickled cucumber, fresh onions and fried onions. Best way to go. The danish way to go. I respect other life choices, but I’ve never tasted better than that.
rbudrick
Yeah wtf, its chicago that is a mustard-only town. Nyc dgaf.
StephenDaniels
Chile is the best but a little ketchup and a little yellow mustard is a close second.
AgentTasmania
crisscrossed ketchup and yellow mustard is the very literal icon for 'hot dog'
Syovere
I too like to put an entire South American nation on my hot dog
StephenDaniels
You'd think that all this AI business would fix that kind of mistake by now.
flounder35
If I request it. Then the vender is not at fault. Also, if you got a problem with what I put on my dog fuck you. Feel free to fucking get your own. Mine is how I fucking want it.
OddlyPacific
Hey! I’m eatin’ here! COME ON!!!!
chunguswangus
You should stop putting condiments on your dog, tho.... It gets in their fur, and makes a huge mess
flounder35
They shouldn’t have named it a werineranitzle
KingORedLions
I saw someone post a picture of a hot dog covered in baked beans today.
DongleDingler
I thought frank and beans pics were banned a while ago...
MithridateEupator
So basically a chili dog with slightly different ingredients.
duhleted
It's a chili dog with less steps.
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
#1 Someone needs to explain the hatred a large percentage of people feel against ketchup. I am a grown-ass adult and I love ketchup. And I constantly run into people scoffing at the use of it. Why? It's tasty!
Baconlovesyoutoo
Bobby Flay is also a big fan of ketchup.
ArkoneAxon
Agreed. It's basically just tomato chutney. And chutney is awesome - the best of pickling AND jamming, combined into one sweet and vinegary taste.
evilcoffeechick
I don't get it, either, but the hotdog thing sounds so much like all the other brand vs brand rivalries I keep seeing, and how it drills down to within some brands and suddenly you've got threats of violence over ducks and people being shitty because your windows are hand-crank, all the way down to brands of cat food [I can not because fish makes kitty vomit don't know why stop being angry].
So I think the explanation is that people suck.
Eldibs
Speaking for my own personal taste, I only like it on corn dogs, which is fine because I also only like corn dogs if there's ketchup. Something about that combination just hits right for me.
CorGoBrrrr
As a chicagoan, I can't even tell you. No one has been able to justify it to me outside of some "no true chicagoan" bullshit.
I was well into my teens by the time anyone told me not to. So if they wanna be a stuck up pud about it, I make sure to put on extra ketchup. Then I eat it slowly while locking eye contact. If they give me more shit, I say, "a real chicagoan doesn't let anyone tell 'em what to do, ya fuckin' poser!" Just kidding. They're conformist as fuck, but they hate to be told that.
Delathi
Blow their minds by using a ketchup that isn’t tomato based. Fun fact, ‘ketchup’ refers to a whole variety of sweet/sour vinegar based sauces and historically have been made with mushrooms, walnuts, grapes, oysters, or other bases than tomato.
mohavewolfpup
*Mayo has entered the chat*
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I like my hotdogs with ketchup and mayo. :)
Delathi
Same
Knifesmith
I'll try to explain: It's insanely sweet with not much else to it. BBQ sauce is basically the same thing, but it has a bevy of spices to carry it. Ketchup is kind of like tomato pancake syrup, and if you're not into really sweet things, then you probably prefer another condiment like mustard.
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
Completely fair. Tastes vary. What boggles me is the people actually getting mad about using ketchup. I mean, I don't get mad at people for using mustard?
Knifesmith
Yeah, I'm not a ketchup person, so I do things like put mustard on fries and onion rings etc... Some people absolutely cannot process that someone would do this. Meh, what do I care what sauce you use?
Two more things: The correct answer for hot dog topping is clearly "Chili". And the secret sauce for everything (from fast food places) is mustard mixed with tapatio. Hot savory mustard!
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
Chili just rules in general. Preach!
I'm not familiar with tapatio...! Will have to try that.
Knifesmith
Very common here in CA. Pretty much every store, and many many restaurants have it. I've seen it similarly in other southwest states. Don't know how common it is in other places.
(less common, but super tasty also is "La Yucateca - green" - also great mixed into mustard.)
Bobothehobomcjojo
I love ketchup. It's a great baseline condiment and works well as an ingredient for other sauces. People hate it because of its popularity, so it's seen as 'basic.'
shardix
They say basic, I say classic. It's like crapping on people for liking vanilla ice cream. It's considered the default for a reason.
Bobothehobomcjojo
The funniest thing about vanilla, for me at least, was that it was originally a rare and very much sought after flavor. I love vanilla and use it wherever I can get away with it.
samanthadlcruz
Love tomatoes; hate ketchup. ketchup tastes slimey to me. Superdawg in Chicago has these amazing crispy green pickled tomatoes you can get with their Chicago dogs... That is way better than ketchup.
Bobothehobomcjojo
Burn the heretic!!! But seriously, I'm kind of the opposite. I'm not a big fan of tomatoes but love the things made from them.
samanthadlcruz
most of the tomatoes in US grocery stores these day are bland/boring/tasteless/generic trash. - i grow 14 varieties of tomatoes in my garden, I make my own tomato sauce and paste, i dehydrate and pickle some as well. most of my 'tomato paste' is made from roasted tomatoes, peppers, rosemary, garlic, thyme and basil that i puree and strain and can because it's way more than i can eat fresh.
samanthadlcruz
One sauce I make is what I consider a much improved version of ketchup with roasted habanero, piri piri peppers, tomato, garlic, onion + worcerstershire (or vietnamese fish sauce) and agave. - all the veggies are roasted together - I don't use garlic salt/onion salt etc. - I rarely use "ketchup" as a condiment; but when it is called for in a recipe I have this available as a substitute. - also blend a batch with some sour cream or ranch dressing to make an excellent fry sauce for dipping