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So this boy was left as punishment in the bear infested woods. His parents then hesitated to tell the police he was missing because they didn't want to own up to their mistake. What is the world coming to.
CallmeClutch
Nah it was seppuku time
UnremarkablyInteresting
If that gorilla story is anything to go by, I'm guessing we should kill the bears and burn down the forest?
FreedomFarmer45
Don't have kids yet, definitely doing this to my future progeny. Plot twist, giving them a banana, a bop-it game, and 2-chains.
BXRTY
Plot twist: Boy punishes parents by not being where they left him, leading to international condemnation of their parenting. Kid wins.
DonaldTrumpKilledCaseyAnthonysKid
he shouldnt have gotten an A- on his Calculus exam then
WhosfeelingSaucy
As movie producers are like "THIS IS GENIUS", let's make it!
SometimesISayDumbShit
B PRUUUS?!!!!
WoostWoost
Well allegedly the boy was a hoodlum and got left briefly as a scar tactic by dad, but disappeared in minutes. Also he was reported missing1
WoostWoost
but under different circumstances. Was it good parenting? No, but it is a bit more complicated than you said. Allegedly
MsNomer
Sorry, 7 year olds can't be "hoodlums"
MsNomer
I guess I more mean they are not old enough to have made that choice for themselves - they aren't inherently bad kids.
EverydaySociopath
I was once pickpocketed by a young child
WoostWoost
I meant behaving like one.