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Apr 3, 2018 8:54 PM
LuciaGarcia8818
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W92Baj
A lot of cards like this are very easy to design. However, they are virtually impossible to get the client to pay for them
screenaholic
Where do I get cards this custom made?
ConformistWithACause
Solid5outof7
I honestly don't see the point of business cards anymore. If you make a good impression, people will remember you. Smart phones save #s
Pandamoniyum
SuperHir0
These are cool concepts but definitely expensive. Anything short of your standard printed card will cost you your soul.
SecretlyARedPanda
Actually, you'd be surprised. With the prevalence of CO2 lasers and the general maker movement, these options are fairly affordable.
SecretlyARedPanda
Source: My laser is currently burning a batch of business cards.\
Septiformus
That's a lot of shit to end up in the bottom of my console.
igndar
Apparently the music business card will play a snippet of Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones.
igndar
https://www.cnet.com/news/comb-shaped-business-card-plays-the-stones/
digivirus
I wanna know what rock song the comb plays!
SmellingThePsychosphere
Looks like 'Satisfaction'. https://www.cnet.com/news/comb-shaped-business-card-plays-the-stones/
whoisqaz
That’s bone
SyeedAli
#4 - .. the marketing guy uses a gmail account.
MagicHelmetOfDick
So what song does the business card play?
FriendlyNeighborhoodLoner
Can you say expensive?
KanyesGayFish
I work for an industrial water treatment company and you can test pH with the back of my business card.
LittlemissEm
Show it to us!
bubblebreathdragon
I have a fish tank. Can I see a few of your business cards? For distribution... purposes...
BillyRex
I work for a logistics company and the back of my business card is fucking blank.
sgukkju31415
Post it!
bubblebreathdragon
Dip it!
xComputer
Twist it!
Dreigiau
kbkx5
Randolph Mantooth...Emergency!
BulkSausage
Best scene ever https://imgur.com/oRivT7u
beedoubleuthree
If you plug that first card into your phone you can FaceTime with Paul Reiser.
IceWeaselX
#2, a lush spreading seeds is how paternity suits and child support judgments happen.
OliviaEyy
Norris Mantooth is a SAINT!
ThereAreSomeWhoCallMeeeTim
Choked on my drink. +1
ostater
Hey, let’s leave the brothers out of this
ostater
Beat me to it!
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Mestonica
stardustbunnnies
*Dorothy
wolfhard
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
schneir52000
I wonder what Patrick Bateman would say about those business cards.
proileri
Ugh. Hate 80s hair metal.
pdp1
#3 clearly says it's a birthday card, not a business card. dissapoint...
JamesKilgore
I give up
Crawmak
I can never look at a transparent business card without remembering Loony Toons: Back In Action.
tkochhar
These would cost so much I would never hand them out.
WardStradlater
titchbiddies
Can o steal the photography idea one? That's a great way to get client's thinking of branding their product.
Weblord
My two-cents (as an ex-Marketer). You are selling to people whose end goal is to own great photos. They may not care how a viewfinder looks.
Weblord
2. Start by thinking of what the end goal is for the customer of your customer. It's a mistake to use something technical.
titchbiddies
I appreciate the advice. Thank you!
Smedley27
Any business card would look good if your name is 'Norris Mantooth' Wow!
mthrndr01
We have an insurance dude around here named Greg Mandick, which I think is a bit on the nose.
DigitalChessLessons
Reminds me of Dick Wolf.
ARSONlST
And Speed Weed
TheShoulderTornado
Randolf Mantooth was a babe
SakuriRainne
And he wants to be a pirate!
spreadingthenegativity
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spiderjohn36
Wonder how often he is subject to Dorothy Mantooth remarks?
CaptainDeadpool
I believe he's father to Wes Mantooth, San Diego's number 2 reporter, and husband to Dorris Mantooth.
DarkSock
eb4135
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT
AZGrowler
I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again
CooCooCaChew
epoke
That candy bar has an absolutely crap resume on it.
RoxanneLaWin
He said “110%”. That’s a no from me, dawg.
Snooj
It's for a marketing job, though. Their job is repackaging tired ideas to make them *look* neat.
shmekie
Think the word you’re looking for is “shit”
HadMeSomeChickens
But it has chocolate inside
MelfsAcidArrow
I want to use it to apply for my field in regulatory compliance
Cheomesh
I presume the real one is inside.
Notme68
It seems equivalent to a one-page resume. I'm sure it was too get an initial interview, not for the final one.
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
No, that makes too much sense. Let’s just all assume he’s a fucking idiot. It’s easier than thinking.
Fearcutsdeeperthanswords
It says "copywriting" twice in the ingredients list
HadMeSomeChickens
So, copywriting but not copyediting.
LeonSpinks
We like copywriting!
ratboy1896
There is nothing that says what he has done other than typical canned adjectives. Nice idea but doesn’t actually say anything
rinkydinkis
resumes don't mean much other than to get you to the interview. this does the trick.
poopMagnet
Soooooo marketing then?