DaUnkn0wn
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In my defense, we have people staying with us this week so there was more to carry than usual. But still.
Mar 13, 2022 12:13 AM
DaUnkn0wn
4114
90
10
In my defense, we have people staying with us this week so there was more to carry than usual. But still.
RedCamaro
That's allowed. I take multiple trips.
StrangePaegan
Now that I’m trying to “get my steps in”, I take all the extra trips.
ThesePipesAreClean
Pathetic.
darthstormer
DonkeyGoat
No it didn't. It took you one trip twice.
Ripplingtwinkie
Krashtestdummy
BORGALOOGIE
You poor blue jeans, new balance, fresh-cut Saturday lawn bastard of a dad holding the bar too high.
LexWisdom
DontcallmeLen
Take as many trips as you need. They literally give you a tool (shopping cart) at the supermarket to help when you're there.
duktayp
Wankbiscuit
The shame will burden mankind for the rest of time.
TheEvilPlatypus
This replaces the original sin of adam and eve
R100GSPD
EveryCyclopsHasAUnibrow
If there are too many bags to carry by hand, hang the rest of them from your dick.
spidermenz
Cutlass0516
kevinbaken
Costco huh?
Davedavedavedavedave
sydneythejackal
ErgoVisaVisConcordantly
wobblecopterrrr
WakeUp2Yourself
push2play
I get my groceries delivered. Keeps my from impulse buying things I don't need.
Fryfryfryfry
I end up impulse ordering stuff I don't need
polopolomarkopolopolo
In these difficult and unprecedented times, I forgive you for your act of weakness. I commend your bravery for publicly admitting it too
DoctorPitt
What did you leave your balls in the freezer section?
despoticmushroom
You sicken me
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
GravityOtter
pickledpunk021
In 8 - 10 weeks you can re-apply for your man card.
chaotropicagent
But no New Balances for a full 90 days
SamiB232
Did no one want to offer to help you carry things in?
DaUnkn0wn
Guests arrive tomorrow and my wife was carrying the baby.
SamiB232
Fair enough